Granted. The island you're stuck on houses a mansion with a lifetime's supply of food and water, not to mention all the other amenities, such as a bedroom, bathroom etc.
I wish to have shoes too heavy to walk in.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Thankfully, they're made of gold, and you sell em for some money.
I wish that Cartoon Network would cancel all its shows except Teen Titans Go! and The Powerpuff Girls (2016).
edited 29th Jul '16 11:26:08 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerGranted! All of that writing talent then helps to make the two aforementioned shows actually worth watching after some major Retooling.
I wish that I never became a gamer.
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!Granted, you find an even better hobby instead.
I wish no-one had wi-fi.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, none of them go off.
I wish this sub-forum would be deactivated.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, now we can actually do something productive with our lives.
I wish the girl I like hated me.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.True, but the girls who hate you now like you.
I wish for M Night Shyamalan to direct adaptations to all my favorite cartoons.
Now known as Cyber ControllerGranted, you learn you can live life perfectly fine without those luxuries.
I wish to have a pie thrown at me.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!You're able to dodge the pie in time for it to avoid hitting you.
I wish all of the works of H. P. Lovecraft were true.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.Granted, everyone gets a free adblocker.
I wish Hitler would come back to life.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!You're actually in Gordon Ramsey's torture chamber AKA his kitchen. He teaches you how to make simple culinary masterpieces.
I wish for my wallet to get stolen.
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!A millionaire feels sorry for you and gives you a new home.
I wish that I lived in Warhammer 40 K
Now known as Cyber ControllerYou end up being the thing that saves a thought-to-be hopeless universe, turning it into... well, it's not perfect, but waaay better than it was before.
I wish I had a Science-Related Memetic Disorder
edited 7th Aug '16 5:02:57 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!Granted, you get a new one as part of insurance.
I wish I was a Man on Fire.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

Granted! They shoot from McGucket's cannon together and hug each other midair. The fandom treats this as one of the most Heartwarming Moments the show ever had.
I wish to be stranded on a deserted island with no hope for rescue nor escape.
edited 28th Jul '16 6:14:43 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!