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Granted! They shoot from McGucket's cannon together and hug each other midair. The fandom treats this as one of the most Heartwarming Moments the show ever had.
I wish to be stranded on a deserted island with no hope for rescue nor escape.
edited 28th Jul '16 6:14:43 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS
Granted. The island you're stuck on houses a mansion with a lifetime's supply of food and water, not to mention all the other amenities, such as a bedroom, bathroom etc.
I wish to have shoes too heavy to walk in.
Thankfully, they're made of gold, and you sell em for some money.
I wish that Cartoon Network would cancel all its shows except Teen Titans Go! and The Powerpuff Girls (2016).
edited 29th Jul '16 11:26:08 PM by hamza678
Granted! All of that writing talent then helps to make the two aforementioned shows actually worth watching after some major Retooling.
I wish that I never became a gamer.
Granted, you find an even better hobby instead.
I wish no-one had wi-fi.
Granted, people get to be outside more and not get fat.
I wished for atom bombs to be dropped all over the world.
Granted, none of them go off.
I wish this sub-forum would be deactivated.
Granted, now we can actually do something productive with our lives.
I wish the girl I like hated me.
True, but the girls who hate you now like you.
I wish for M Night Shyamalan to direct adaptations to all my favorite cartoons.
Granted, but they're actually really good.
I wish that I had no electricity or running water.
Granted, you learn you can live life perfectly fine without those luxuries.
I wish to have a pie thrown at me.
You're able to dodge the pie in time for it to avoid hitting you.
I wish all of the works of H. P. Lovecraft were true.
Granted, but all the eldritch horrors only exist as harmless plushies that are too adorable to be frightening.
I wish that there were popup ads in real life.
Granted, everyone gets a free adblocker.
I wish Hitler would come back to life.
He is captured and forced to volunteer at the local synagogue.
I wish I was in Ramsay's torture chamber.
You're actually in Gordon Ramsey's torture chamber AKA his kitchen. He teaches you how to make simple culinary masterpieces.
I wish for my wallet to get stolen.
Granted. You find it back after the theif filled it with money.
I wish for Heavy to kill me.
He brings you back as an awesome cyborg with machine-gun arms.
I wish I was afraid of everything, to the point where I never wanted to leave the house.
Granted. You live in a fancy house and never need to go outside in the first place.
I wish I lived in a ditch.
A millionaire feels sorry for you and gives you a new home.
I wish that I lived in Warhammer 40 K
You end up being the thing that saves a thought-to-be hopeless universe, turning it into... well, it's not perfect, but waaay better than it was before.
I wish I had a Science-Related Memetic Disorder
edited 7th Aug '16 5:02:57 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Granted. The benefits FAR outweigh the setbacks though.
I wish I had no arms or legs.
Granted. You're then selected as a candidate for a new cyborg program.
I wish that my house would be destroyed.
Granted, you get a new one as part of insurance.
I wish I was a Man on Fire.
Granted, you're fireproof and a big hit at barbecues.
I wish Youtube Copyright system is more strict than usual.
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