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Granted, they were only mock exams.
I wish criticizing religions was made illegal.
Granted. There's also no religion.
I wish that Quez would be a mod.
I wish i could dead.
Edited by Seaners on Dec 15th 2019 at 12:34:22 AM
the afterlife is much better than real life. i wish that everyone died so i can get my pizza.
Granted. The person named "Ivery Whan" died to old age after living a perfect life of adventure and excitement. You were in their will and were given a lifetime supply of pizzas.
I wish that cannibalism wasn't illegal or immoral.
Granted. The world has been destroyed after the legalization. Now there is no more flesh on earth.
I wish that everyone on earth were skeletons!
Granted. We finally rid ourselves of prejudice, because we're all spooky scary skeletons who send shivers down other skeleton's spines.
I wish that role players owned all of the role playing namespace, so cleanup of that namespace is impossible.
Granted, they decide to clean it up themselves.
I wish I was on fire!
Granted! You're now the firestarter, punkin' instigator.
I wish that everything was loud as hecc.
Turns out, heck is at normal volume all the time!
I wish my favorite food would disappear from reality.
Granted, you find an even better food.
I wish my lamp was broken.
Granted! Within the remains of your lamp, you find a coupon for an even better lamp.
I wish I would spend the rest of my life in the most dangerous place imaginable, unable to escape.
Granted. You're a fish swimming peacefully in the sea, and the worst thing that you could worry about is sharks and bigger fish.
I wish all religion die out, potentially leading to a new, lawless era of chaos.
Edited by Oggy123 on Feb 10th 2020 at 7:42:05 PM
Granted, it could have potentially led to an era of chaos, built ends up starting a new era of Human advancement instead in reality.
I wish I was perma-banned from TV Tropes.
Edited by The_Dag on Feb 11th 2020 at 9:56:15 AM
Granted, but the day after, the banlist somehow gets deleted and nobody has a backup of the banlist, so everyone who was previously banned gets unbanned, including you.
I wish that I had less time in the day.
Days are now 23 hours long. The hour removed was an hour of school/work/an annoying and tedious activity.
I wish Wikipedia would always give everyone incorrect information, but be the only information source around.
Granted. The incorrect information drives people to experience the world and learn the truth for themselves.
I wish I lived at the North Pole without any heat sources or warm clothing.
i wish my works became weapons of mass destruction.
You’re there, but the North Pole is suddenly at room temperature.
They are weapons of mass destruction, but they are never used.
I wish every monster any horror author ever created would be trapped in a Closed Circle with me.
All the monsters are now friends with you.
I wish that hurricanes would occur monthly.
Granted. They may already do so as they occur on other planets at any given time.
I wish it were possible to Take Over the World by simply being kind and nice to everyone to gain support.
Granted. You Take Over the World, and you’re nice to your subjects.
I wiss I cud not spel.
Granted, the official spelling of words is changing to make your misspellings correct.
I wish I had nothing to drink.
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