Fix a wish!

Granted. They are all incredibly friendly and adorable.

I wish for a Mad Max-esque apocalypse to happen.

Granted. After humanity lives through the apocalypse, it inspires everyone to put aside their differences and rebuild the world into a flawless utopia.

I wish that an army of genies would kill me.

The genies kill your mortal shell to unlock your true form, the king of all genies.

I wish I fell down a huge flight of steps, with each step breaking a new bone in my body, until they are all broken.

Granted. This activates your hidden super healing power, permanently.

I wish aliens invaded next week.

Granted! They're friendly, and they have the patience of saints when it comes to dealing with our lowly human crap.

I wish for this forum game to die.

Granted. It gets replaced by a much better forum game that ends up providing valuable insights into various scientific fields.

I wish humanity would be overtaken by an Assimilation Plot.

Granted. As one soul, we collectively Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence, standing just below God.

I wish everyone in the world realizes that Television Is Trying to Kill Us.

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Sep 23rd 2018 at 6:39:40 AM

Granted. They still have fun watching their favorite shows.

I wish I could be less cool!

Granted. You are an awkward, dorky-looking nerd who can't talk to people. However, you are so pure that everyone loves you anyway.

I wish that I was slowly, irreversibly turning into Killer Frost, complete with The Mind Is a Plaything of the Body.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Oct 8th 2018 at 1:41:12 PM

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(Bump??)

Granted. You enjoy it.

I wish that the E key on my keyboard was broken.

Granted, you're given a MUCH better keyboard to replace your old one.

I wish every nation on earth had 10,000 nukes capable of going all around the world.

Granted, oh and they're all used to decimate terrorist H Qs. Unless they're in range of a civilian target, or a important resource zone, in which case they assault them normally. This frightens terrorists, both present and future, to the point where they all turn themselves in or commit suicide.

I wish the wish was corrupted (hohohoho)

Granted, but since you wanted it to be corrupted the best way to corrupt it is to fix it so you get 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars and Statler and Waldorf explode.

I wish that my existance was nothing but endless agony.

Granted. However, from this agony, you become much more resilient and strong, and channel your pain into artwork which becomes world-famous and you don't even need to die for it to be valuable.

I wish that my favorite characters were all trying to kill me.

Granted, but you are completely unaware of it, and they fail at every attempt before realizing you're not actually that bad of a person and stop trying to kill you, and instead try and hang out with you.

I wish for 1,000,000,000 people to travel back in time and attempt to prevent the circumstances that lead to them traveling back in time.

Granted. They appear in the same place and fuse into a black hole which destroys the world, preventing time travel from being invented, which prevents the world from being destroyed by time travel. And that's it, the causality chain stops there for some reason. But at least we don't have time travel bullshit anymore.

I wish for a slightly sub-par sandwich.

Granted. But the sandwich is magical and makes a million legal dollars be given to you.

I wish a billion hungry meat-eater dinosaurs appeared in my house

Edited by VengefulBale on Oct 27th 2018 at 11:21:50 AM

Thankfully, you have a giant house. And they’re all in cages, so they can’t eat you.

I wish for 100 billion tons of antimatter to be dropped on the earths surface.

Granted. Luckily the anti matter is stopped by a special magical shield around the Earth that also prevents it from destroying the universe.

I wish I got sent straight to hell

Granted, it’s South Park hell without any Mormons.

I wish the clocks would keep going back and forwards at random.

Granted. You make out just fine anyway.

I wish to be brutally murdered by Mapleshade.

Granted. But before you were killed you were injected with special painkillers that made you feel nothing while dying, and afterwards you go to heaven.

I wish a million knives stabbed me and chopped me to pieces.

Edited by VengefulBale on Oct 31st 2018 at 1:48:36 PM

The surgery is a success! All of your health problems have been solved forever.

I wish to live in a dystopia. (Oh, Wait!...)