Granted, you are unbelievably delicious.
I wish for a jet to crash into my house.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!It's the Blackbird. The next day Professor X sends you a million dollar check to cover the damage and then some.
I wish my current phone would spontaneously combust.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
FYI, you can do line breaks either by putting \\ on the end of a line, or, more commonly, making an empty line in between the last line and the next.
Granted. His death makes the First Order stronger than the Empire could ever hope to be.
I wish my favorite upcoming video game was cancelled.
edited 13th Jul '16 8:47:38 AM by lewattoo
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayGranted, the video was "How I make people happy by punching them".
I wish protons had a half life of 32 hours.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. You are kidnapped by a group of fellow Go players, and when they find out you like Go too, they give you some handy hints and send you on your way.
I wish for a slow computer.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Granted. It takes a full minute minimum to load anything and an hour to install programs, but it's completely immune to malware while compatible with any legit program.
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish...
edited 18th Jul '16 7:53:15 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!Granted, congress is full of Democrats who block any stupid shit he tries to do.
I wish anime was illegal.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. Western cartoons are finally recognized as not just being for kids.
I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!Granted, you were really hot and received a shot of cooling [clean] water to your face.
I wish for Attack On Titan chapter 84 to feature all the protagonists having a big orgy.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Thankfully, there is a Sexy Discretion Shot.
I wish 4kids dubbed all my favourite anime.
Now known as Cyber ControllerGranted, all the dice you use are D4-10s, so you neither can or need to roll a 20.
I wish to be injected with the Titan serum.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

This is kind of the same as the corrupt a wish game except inverted! The rules are that someone has to make a bad wish, then the next poster has to twist it to make it better.
I'll start because my thread:
I wish for Steam summer sale would end before I get a chance to buy anything in it.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!