Granted, but you get gifted all of the games you considered buying because someone felt sorry for you.
I wish to explode violently.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.You do so, however it makes the most beautiful fireworks display ever.
I wish I were an Oscar Myer Wiener...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!Granted, you are unbelievably delicious.
I wish for a jet to crash into my house.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!It's the Blackbird. The next day Professor X sends you a million dollar check to cover the damage and then some.
I wish my current phone would spontaneously combust.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘It combusts into glitter that gives you good luck.The next day you buy a lottery ticket a win $100,000. I wish Kylo Ren was dead.
FYI, you can do line breaks either by putting \\ on the end of a line, or, more commonly, making an empty line in between the last line and the next.
Granted. His death makes the First Order stronger than the Empire could ever hope to be.
I wish my favorite upcoming video game was cancelled.
edited 13th Jul '16 8:47:38 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Granted, now Han Solo is back from the dead.
Granted, but the last game you wanted that was cancelled is uncancelled.
I wish there are no weekends.
edited 13th Jul '16 8:48:51 AM by TheFarmboy
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!Granted, there is no more school and work.
I wish that while watching a youtube video, the youtuber jumps out of the screen and punches me in the face.
Granted, the video was "How I make people happy by punching them".
I wish protons had a half life of 32 hours.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Bump.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, But instead, you fully understand Protons.
I wish my favorite game character would come out of the game to kill me.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”Granted, but they dont really want to kill you and are really apologetic, and crack open a potion of resurrection as soon as no-one's looking.
I wish to be kidnapped whilst playing Pokemon GO.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.Granted. You are kidnapped by a group of fellow Go players, and when they find out you like Go too, they give you some handy hints and send you on your way.
I wish for a slow computer.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Granted. It takes a full minute minimum to load anything and an hour to install programs, but it's completely immune to malware while compatible with any legit program.
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish...
edited 18th Jul '16 7:53:15 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!The fish is instead killed by lightning from heaven, meaning its dead without you feeling guilty.
I wish I stepped on a box of push pins.
You get worker's compensation tenfold.
I wish for Trump to be president!
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!Granted, congress is full of Democrats who block any stupid shit he tries to do.
I wish anime was illegal.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. Western cartoons are finally recognized as not just being for kids.
I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!The zombies are friendly, and turn society into a utopia.
I wish to be shot in the face.
Granted, you were really hot and received a shot of cooling [clean] water to your face.
I wish for Attack On Titan chapter 84 to feature all the protagonists having a big orgy.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Thankfully, there is a Sexy Discretion Shot.
I wish 4kids dubbed all my favourite anime.
Now known as Cyber ControllerGranted, but then the dub gets handed to another company halfway through.
I wish I never rolled a 20 again.
Oh look, a ghost!Granted, all the dice you use are D4-10s, so you neither can or need to roll a 20.
I wish to be injected with the Titan serum.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
This is kind of the same as the corrupt a wish game except inverted! The rules are that someone has to make a bad wish, then the next poster has to twist it to make it better.
I'll start because my thread:
I wish for Steam summer sale would end before I get a chance to buy anything in it.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!