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The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Jul 3rd 2016 at 1:44:17 PM

This is kind of the same as the corrupt a wish game except inverted! The rules are that someone has to make a bad wish, then the next poster has to twist it to make it better.

I'll start because my thread:

I wish for Steam summer sale would end before I get a chance to buy anything in it.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
Wixelt Singularity of Self Delusion from right behind you... Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Singularity of Self Delusion
Jul 3rd 2016 at 5:39:46 PM

Granted, but you get gifted all of the games you considered buying because someone felt sorry for you.

I wish to explode violently.

Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Jul 3rd 2016 at 9:08:07 PM

You do so, however it makes the most beautiful fireworks display ever.

I wish I were an Oscar Myer Wiener...

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Jul 13th 2016 at 6:53:45 AM

Granted, you are unbelievably delicious.

I wish for a jet to crash into my house.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
Tre forever free from nothing to something Relationship Status: Singularity
forever free
Jul 13th 2016 at 8:33:14 AM

It's the Blackbird. The next day Professor X sends you a million dollar check to cover the damage and then some.

I wish my current phone would spontaneously combust.

it's okay. we don't have to fix it now
SeducedByTheLight bored from a fandom trashcan Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
bored
Jul 13th 2016 at 8:35:23 AM

It combusts into glitter that gives you good luck.The next day you buy a lottery ticket a win $100,000. I wish Kylo Ren was dead.

lewattoo Enfant Fatalle from Planet Auguste Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Enfant Fatalle
Jul 13th 2016 at 8:44:39 AM

[up] FYI, you can do line breaks either by putting \\ on the end of a line, or, more commonly, making an empty line in between the last line and the next.

Granted. His death makes the First Order stronger than the Empire could ever hope to be.

I wish my favorite upcoming video game was cancelled.

edited 13th Jul '16 8:47:38 AM by lewattoo

Little girl have stolen precious hourglasses. Mafia have three days to solve case. Oh Where In Time Is Hat Kid?
TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Jul 13th 2016 at 8:48:17 AM

[up][up]Granted, now Han Solo is back from the dead.

[up]Granted, but the last game you wanted that was cancelled is uncancelled.

I wish there are no weekends.

edited 13th Jul '16 8:48:51 AM by TheFarmboy

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"
Jul 13th 2016 at 9:43:44 AM

Granted, there is no more school and work.

I wish that while watching a youtube video, the youtuber jumps out of the screen and punches me in the face.

The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Jul 13th 2016 at 2:11:48 PM

Granted, the video was "How I make people happy by punching them".

I wish protons had a half life of 32 hours.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Jul 18th 2016 at 12:10:50 AM

Bump.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
chianticat10 Former Human from Leaving Foxfell Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Former Human
Jul 18th 2016 at 1:49:48 PM

Granted, But instead, you fully understand Protons.

I wish my favorite game character would come out of the game to kill me.

“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Wixelt Singularity of Self Delusion from right behind you... Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Singularity of Self Delusion
Jul 18th 2016 at 5:04:07 PM

Granted, but they dont really want to kill you and are really apologetic, and crack open a potion of resurrection as soon as no-one's looking.

I wish to be kidnapped whilst playing Pokemon GO.

Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
MightyG The underwater man. from Underwater Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The underwater man.
Jul 18th 2016 at 7:25:33 PM

Granted. You are kidnapped by a group of fellow Go players, and when they find out you like Go too, they give you some handy hints and send you on your way.

I wish for a slow computer.

Hide your longboats!
dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Jul 18th 2016 at 7:48:20 PM

Granted. It takes a full minute minimum to load anything and an hour to install programs, but it's completely immune to malware while compatible with any legit program.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish...

edited 18th Jul '16 7:53:15 PM by dvorak

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
Jul 22nd 2016 at 1:16:05 PM

The fish is instead killed by lightning from heaven, meaning its dead without you feeling guilty.

I wish I stepped on a box of push pins.

TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Jul 22nd 2016 at 1:23:05 PM

You get worker's compensation tenfold.

I wish for Trump to be president!

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"
The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Jul 22nd 2016 at 3:51:47 PM

Granted, congress is full of Democrats who block any stupid shit he tries to do.

I wish anime was illegal.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Jul 23rd 2016 at 2:48:21 AM

Granted. Western cartoons are finally recognized as not just being for kids.

I wish for a Zombie Apocalypse.

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
Jul 23rd 2016 at 10:50:46 AM

The zombies are friendly, and turn society into a utopia.

I wish to be shot in the face.

The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Jul 23rd 2016 at 11:42:26 AM

Granted, you were really hot and received a shot of cooling [clean] water to your face.

I wish for Attack On Titan chapter 84 to feature all the protagonists having a big orgy.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Jul 24th 2016 at 12:31:27 AM

Thankfully, there is a Sexy Discretion Shot.

I wish 4kids dubbed all my favourite anime.

Now known as Cyber Controller
BlizzardeyeWonder Champion of Io! from The graveyard Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Champion of Io!
Jul 24th 2016 at 4:05:50 PM

Granted, but then the dub gets handed to another company halfway through.

I wish I never rolled a 20 again.

Oh look, a ghost!
The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Jul 25th 2016 at 1:32:24 AM

Granted, all the dice you use are D4-10s, so you neither can or need to roll a 20.

I wish to be injected with the Titan serum.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Jul 26th 2016 at 9:14:54 AM

You were vaccinated beforehand.

I wish that Pinecest was Canon.

Now known as Cyber Controller

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