Hunger Games Simulator

Season 206 is a go!

• Bloodbath
  • Well, throwing your sword doesn't always work, Oersted.
  • Well, Jade can use her RIFLEKIND ABSTRATUS, but why would Liandri invite a preschool mermaid girl to Unreal?!
  • EX-Suzumi, Alex, the Saber-class spaceship, and Michael reenact this song from the 1992 Disney movie Aladdin. What is "One Jump Ahead"?
  • Being an evil AI is just one of the signs of being an SCP.
  • Chico makes some minty pulp.
  • Bwario needs to improve his aim.
  • It's Fire Dad vs. Lion Dad, and the winner is...
  • Hsu Hao fires a laser from his chest and shoots down a crow.
  • Tim Hortons defends its fellow Canadian restaurant from an angry customer.
  • Frost does some icy backflips to get away from Bondrewd before she could become his next experiment.
• Day 1
  • NOOOOO! NOT THE TRACKER JACKERS!!!
  • Scratchy promptly hacks the newest SCP with his axe.
  Steve: We surveyed 100 My Hero Academia fans. Name someone who should be declared innocent.
  Shouto: (quickly presses the buzzer) ...Me. I haven't done anything wrong here so far.
  Steve: Shouto... is your name on the board? (Shouto's name is on the number one spot) That's 50 points to the Todoroki family!
  • Rave party aboard the Saber!
  • A Mortal Kombat character tries his hand at an at-most T-rated fighting game.
  • Char turns EX-Suzumi into a Char Clone.
  • ...gross, Saber— I mean Artoria.
  • A merboy somehow manages to stomp on a Mad Scientist and a Flash Stepping rapper.
  • Frost then stabs Flowey with her ice daggers before he could finish.
  • Apparently, all the Tim Hortons employees have surgical licenses.
  • Amuro, Oona, Alex, and Wheatley become these kinds of Japanese warriors to steal supplies. What are ninjas?
  • One bunny draws an insulting picture of another.
  • Endeavor still has had enough with his son.
• Deaths: Flying Mint Bunny, Max, Simba, Mangix, Milkshake Kitty, Itchy, Bwaluigi, G La DOS, Bondrewd, and Dave

As per 9k1 tradition, this will probably be my last update before bed, since I always research the characters while hosting.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 15th 2022 at 3:13:05 AM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Noooo, Flying Mint Bunny! ;_; On the other hand, Shiteyanyo got 2 kills already... It's up to you now, Shiteyanyo!

edited 2nd Mar '18 6:56:14 AM by Zanreo

"Leftover items still have value!"

Seriously?.. Yeah, this is usually how it goes for me. If I ever get a podium finish or Most Kills, it's usually several more Seasons afterwards before any of my tributes do a good job again. Still, I went in rooting for the Pancake Bunny anyways. I'm really hoping it snaps and goes all Cute and Psycho!

...I can only imagine what that picture Bwario drew must have depicted.

Also, that harem hallucination needs to be fixed. That is a pretty bad misspelling of "hallucinates" right there.

edited 2nd Mar '18 7:06:16 AM by worldofdrakan

You could've used your time powers to avoid that arrow, Max.

She probably got denied, since that's a thing few times in the game, probably to avoid Save Scumming with time rewind.

I find it kinda ironical that Hit had to be saved with a surgery, considering he's an assassin and his primary method of attacking is striking a vital point. Like you know, a heart.

Well, have fun getting spoiled!

of course I had to pick what is probably the most spoileriffic character in the game

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"

That makes two.

Wheatley: Oh, are we sneaking now? Are we? Sorry, should probably keep my trap shut. Sorry.

...

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Cackletta, The Fiercest Foe

The League of Heroes

Wow, Endeavor kills a freaking lion... and Shouto is accused of doing it!? I wonder if Endeavor intentionally pulled that off as an attempt to frame his son, and his meltdown later that day was frustration over Shouto being found innocent...

I try to avoid spoilers as much as possible, but sometimes, I have no choice if I have to really understand who the character is.

• Night 1
  • Ajani suddenly jumps down and chops Mitty with his double-headed axe.
  • Bleh! Is this what those organics use to cleanse their minds?
  • Autoglubs, transform and roll out! 38D
  • Shouto controls the temperature of the hot spring.
  • Endeavor gets a fire axe.
  • Shiteyanyo provides most of the comedy in the play.
  • Um... Peacock? You're already out to kill. It's in your fighting spirit.
  • That Trojan horse must've been large enough to hold a spaceship. Anyway, the Panem branch of Tim Hortons has been closed. Thank you for your patronage.
  • Frost arrogantly asks Rika if she can train under her, but the latter "turns down" the offer.
  • And true enough, Pancake Bunny becomes one savage bun.
  • Swiss Chalet prepares itself for the health inspector.
  • Even Invincibility Power-Ups have their limits, Char.
  • Alex and Scratchy toke up on this recreational drug also known as cannabis. What is weed?
• Day 2
  • The people aboard the Saber-class play the Anthem of the United Federation of Planets.
  • Those flames could've melted the shurikens, but alas...
  • Nonny, aren't you too young to even be in a bar?
  • Pancake Bun must be really savage now that another tribute has drawn an unflattering fat picture of her.
  • Rika interviews Alex using this magical item from Harry Potter that can exaggerate what the interviewee says. What is the Quick Quotes Quill?
  • Saber does an amusing but tasteful impression of Chico's race.
  • Way to ruin that Hot Springs Episode, Hanyu.
  • It helps that Team Flare's leader has manelike hair.
  • Aww, my birth symbols are sitting on one end of the barbell! Hope Archan has the strength to bench press everyone, though.
  • that was totally wicked!!! :D
  • I don't think that's in Hit's Bizarre Alien Biology.
  • Arthas suggests a new menu item for Swiss Chalet by throwing said menu item at it.
  • My sentiments, exactly.
• Deaths: Mitty, Tim Hortons, Frost, Flame Man, Char, and Endeavor

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 15th 2022 at 3:15:01 AM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Michael is unimpressed with Endeavor's dickery. Not terribly surprised that karma came to him as quickly as it did... even if he got Worf'd.

I finally get to make the joke...AHEM... That rabbit's dynamite! Quite literally! And Steve, I really don't think that's a good idea at this point.

Looks like Frost... -puts on sunglasses- just got iced.

Whoa, I just realised how many fire and ice-based tributes are in this season. Shoto's a special case, though, in that he has fire and ice powers.

x5 Troper, the wrong death screen was shown.

edited 2nd Mar '18 4:47:10 PM by KLS2097

"Good evening."

Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions - Cackletta, The Fiercest Foe DX

As a hint for my tributes for next season, my current avatar is going to be among them.

The League of Heroes

Fixed. Sorry if I spoiled you guys of who dies in the next update!

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edited 4th Mar '18 12:04:57 AM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Good thing I don't usually look at the death screens

So Oersted reenacted a Shakespear play and then got high on drugs. Seems legit. Did the play remind him of his suffering and now he wants to forget it?

Also what kind of filling do Arthas's pierogi have? Are they cooked or baked? There's a difference, you know!

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"

I mean, if Peacock really did need advice on killing people, Suzumi's probably a good person for that.

But... Swiss Chalet already has perogies...

Oy!

x5 I HEARD THAT. >:[

(now i know what it feels like for the Warriors to blow a 3-1 lead)

(edit: for real though please no one ever mention the fact i totally spoiled season 137 ever again. sincerely appreciate it. thanks)

edited 2nd Mar '18 9:15:47 PM by Mk_97

Alas, poor Mitty.

SCRATCHY LASTS LONGER THEN ITCHY, wut.

Progress has it's stepping stones.

Then Arthas was just trying to restock it.

• Night 2
  • Suzumi's new shop is sponsored by Swiss Chalet.
  • I can see a Knight in Shining Armor getting in, but a Tom ripoff?!
  • Peacock —> ♥️ Feferi
  • and thus begins jadetale where everyone speaks just like me!!! :D Flowey used his Determination to revive himself, okay?
  • Amuro jumps on Wheatley, who then throws Amuro before jumping under him, and then they Spin Jump and do a huge flip as they slam into Bwario. All this time I thought it was a water-based attack. The More You Know.
  • How many times has this event happened since its addition? That snow cone just keeps getting bigger, perhaps even touching the forcefield already!
  • Oona takes Chico on an "island vacation", but the latter escapes from the prehistoric predators that live there.
  • Well, the only similarity between Sans and Pancake Bun is that they're white. But I hope Sans' home game gets a cameo in Wreck-It Ralph 2!
  • Aqua somehow managed to steal "Rose Quartz"'s shield before coming here to block those attacks.
  • Alex defends himself from Archan using this weapon containing capsicum that can irritate the eyes. What is pepper spray?
  • A mechanic learns how to pilot a space ship Mario Kart-style.
• Day 3
  • To all the Pisces babies here, I'm so sorry. Guess that includes me as well.
  • EX-Suzumi wonders what soft drinks Swiss Chalet should serve.
  • Nonners becomes the captain of the Saber-class.
  • Sketch folds this kind of craft made out of one of his comic pages and throws it at Alex's eye. What's a paper airplane?
  • Ajani joins another villainous organization.
  • Arthas misses his horse Invincible.
  • Gamzee, shouldn't you be sponsoring Zircon or Garnet instead? Turquoise hasn't appeared yet, so...
  •    YOU DIED. FATALITY!   
  • Watch out for your sponsor Lord English, Jade!
  • Wheatley —> Ellis.
  • Hit somehow sets a mergirl on fire with his sick burns.
• Deaths: Bwario, Feferi, Hsu Hao, and Oona

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 15th 2022 at 3:17:29 AM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Shoto doesn't seem all that bothered by his father dying. Then again, he's probably really glad.