Hunger Games Simulator

How about adding Boxing Day events or New Year events?

Who said New Year events are not allowed? That being said, it most likely gonna end up only in for this one or both this and the next.

Also, happy Post 20,500!

(Player 1) straps several firecrackers onto (Player 2) and cracks open (Player 2)'s skull with an explosion. (Fatal)

(Player 1) eats (Player 2)'s brain, (Fatal)

(Player 1) stakes (Player 2) to death with a pencil. (Fatal)

(Player 1) decapitates (Player 2) with a sharpened metal ruler. (Fatal)

(Player 1) turns (Player 2) into a honeycomb with a minigun. (Fatal)

edited 26th Dec '17 8:45:54 AM by Mhazard

We already have a "death by pencil" event.

If there is still space for mine:

Quan Chi◊ and Reiko◊

I could host

So you're our second backup host then?

I got the impression Dave didn't want to do it all this time.

I do, but right now, RL got in the way. Probably goona try to run in a few hours. By the way, second backup? Who's the first? Nvm that, it's The Gamechanger.

edited 26th Dec '17 4:41:32 PM by dave_the_assassin

I'm playing Pokémon Colosseum right now (I've played Pokemon XD before but not Colosseum, so this is my first time playing it. Notably Pokemon XD was the first Pokemon game I've played.), so here's a Shadow Pokemon-inspired event:

• (Player1) brings out (Player2)'s true potential by closing off (his/her2) heart from feeling actual love.

Is there still time to add new events? I suggest to add the following:

• (Player1) feeds (Player2) some poison while (he/she2)'s asleep. (Night only, P1 kills P2)
• (Player1) runs over (Player2) with a car. (Day/Night, P1 kills P2)
• (Player1) flattens (Player2) with a steamroller. (Day/Night, P1 kills P2)
• (Player1) shreds (Player2) by using a combine harvester. (Day/Night, P1 kills P2)

Okay, I've finally inputted our tributes. Here's the test save. Gonna input the events tomorrow.

Also, here's something that happens in one of my saves for Assassin Games. The response would have been this◊. That is, until Chester was.... you know.

Also, in a gag save, Ram delivers a boring speech to Chester, Reiko, Quan Chi and two others. Guess who committed suicide? Hilariously enough, it's Quan Chi. That definitely should go to the Funny page! I lost the save, sadly, so just Take My Word for It.

edited 27th Dec '17 5:32:37 AM by dave_the_assassin

Say, there's a broken event.

"Ifan Ben-Mezd traps Matoi in a giant bubble. (He/she2) floats up until she is electrocuted to death by the Arena forcefield."

For some reason, what should have been "Matoi" in the second part is still he/she2. Other than that, though, the death still registers just fine.

edited 27th Dec '17 9:34:22 AM by worldofdrakan

"She" also needs to be capitalized.

Dave, you there?

I'm here. I'm doing the screens right now. Be patient, we're getting closer.

"Qamarkimo goes to the compatibility tester to check his compatibility with Goombule. It doesn't look like it's meant to be."
Well uhhhhhh
oh nvm i thought it did look like it was meant to be rip

edited 27th Dec '17 6:52:01 PM by Smiley100P

Ahem... thank you for your patience. Now, let us begin.... The Hunger Games Season 192: One Step Closer to New Year!

Opening Music:

• Linkin Park - My December (Instrumental)

Now then, let us begin our Season with a look of our beloved tributes! 48 enters, only one survives. Who will win? Let us see! Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Let us begin now! Enter The Bloodbath!

• A kids television channel kills somebody who looks like a bird.
• Invincibility does NOT mean protection from any Bottomless Pit.
• Booes to Goomba and his new Razzie! ^note No need to remind me of that crappy Super Mario Bros film. That thing deserves the Razzie. That's just me, though; don't know about everyone else.
• Reiko has a close call with daggers.
• Uh... Goombule IS a Nintendo character. But goddamn Shin Godzilla....
• Chester goes Jigsaw. Oh, the irony!
• Kylo Ren/2014!Godzilla = No Yay.
• Billy turns out to be an SCP as early as the Bloodbath? IDK what that means, honestly.
• B.O.P Chameleon is VERY salty.
• Almaz's one true weakness: Opposite Day!
• The others either finds something or runs away empty handed.

Hey look, beyond the Cornucopia is.... Day 1!

• A bunch of tributes breaks the ice-cream record.
• Jingles wins arm-wrestling against Kylo Ren.
• That's SCANDALOUS, Vriska!
• Mr. Pence doesn't take any shit from losing his bike.
• A cult war!
• Shin Godzilla gets walked in at the port-a-potty. WHAAAAT.
• Rey decides to Kick the Dog While He's Down by dancing on a grave.
• Why would Santa Max trust a thief like Harry?
• A TV channel kills the other. It doesn't stick.
• Two Nintendo tributes and two other tributes decides to worship the Virtual Boy.
• Quan Chi must be really high to really want to be a Magical Girl.
• And Mike (Shinoda) just wants to win.

On this incredible opening, the deceased are: Tank Evans killed by a kids TV channel and Qamarkimo falling through a Bottomless Pit.

edited 27th Dec '17 8:25:52 PM by dave_the_assassin

I'm having a hard time believing that a kids' TV channel went on a killing spree. The two channels should've been Channel-tans.

Also, happy reading, Limestone!

edited 27th Dec '17 8:28:54 PM by TroperNo9001

Magical Girl!Quan Chi sounds like a prime candidate for one of this game's highlights.

Battle Music:

• JMY - Bond 1977
• JMY - Bond Overture
• JMY - Spectre - James Bond Theme - End Credits

It's a warm start for Night 1, ain't it?

• Jingles booped 2014!Godzilla in the nose.
• That kids' TV channel is getting more and more insane. Fortunately, its attempt at making someone give up on their dream failed.
• Somebody is fangirling over Reiko.
• Toaster-Chan is worthy of the Excalibur.
• Quan Chi wins a bidding war over Qamarkimo's belongings.
• Shin!Godzilla, you DO NOT want to mess with Chandrilans like Kylo Ren.
• Chester wins laser tag.
• Diotoir seems to be squicked over.... Friede/Marv.

A new day, a new beatdown in Day 2!

• Vriska straight up loses it.
• Somehow, a mouse is able to force a necromancer to be its pet.
• Three unlucky tributes ended up in a boulder's way, courtesy of Chester Bennington.
• Priscilla doesn't care much about Devil Boner, and she tells Mike exactly that.
• Harry/Mantid Soldier. The biggest Crack Pairing of the Season!
• The Anthropomorphic Personification of the read-only memory will reincarnate into.... A desert girl who would become a Jedi.
• Toaster-Chan follows Rey's footsteps at dancing in a grave.
• Mr. Pence gives an incredibly boring speech. How typical.
• Cloth thieves!
• There goes Goomba.
• With both Godzillas on Wipeout, one of them was bound to win!

On the second day, the deceased are: Laraminia flat as a pancake, Limestone Pie even flatter, Diotoir the most flat of them all and Goomba dying by not getting flattened. Thanks a lot, Chester!

Looks like Chester found Holder's Boulder, and Phantom!Limestone's gonna make him pay for that!

Wow- wait, no. I'm not going to say it. I don't want to jinx them!

Well, I'm feeling a bit tired, so I'll do the final update for today now.

Battle Music:

• Mortal Kombat X - Jinsei Chamber

What a cold night here for Night 2!

• Jingles purges his camp of demons with a little help from Shin!Godzilla and a few other tributes.
• Billy volunteers to bell Almaz.
• Shinoda surprisingly defeats Rey. She gets up after a foul discussion.
• The new US Vice President wants to use his power and his magic conch to escape the games. The conch says "No".
• The Mantid Soldier kills Serval in an overkill.
• Goombule sure packs a punch (or, rather, a machine gun) when it ends any alliances.
• 2014!Godzilla is feeling numb.
• Snow must be insane for sleeping with Magical Girl!Quan Chi.
• Kirby ate something terribly disgusting.

"TASTE THE SUN!" here on Day 3!

• Tsugumi likes the Mantid Soldier.... as a friend.
• Marble Pie is the Devil, and she has something to give to Kylo Ren.
• 2014!Godzilla makes chocolate. What.
• Devil Boner likes disgusting rumors.
• Beware the Nice Ones is definitely the case here with Mike Shinoda.
• Mike Pence goes Darth Maul on Shin!Godzilla.
• Somebody who looks like a demon fall for a mouse's prank.
• Rom starts a boring speech. An attempt to escape ended in failure.
• Bad tattoos or even worse ones.
• Anon hate for poor Rey. Maybe Fujiwara thinks she's too much of a Mary Sue (or should I say, MaREY Sue? .... Kill me)
• And there's bound to be an "Over 9000" joke somewhere.

On the third day, the deceased are: Serval dying in an overkill way, Sister Friede machine-gunned, Toaster-Chan also gunned down, Santa Max serving as the machine gun's collateral damage and Kirby having a heart attack for eating a cockroach.

I guess the Mantid Soldier got the memo to kill anything that looks cute ASAP.