Hunger Games Simulator

I'm willing to host. And another event:

• (Player1) draws an insulting picture of (Player2). (Player2) eventually finds it and swears to kill (Player1), but (he/she1) is already long gone.

okay i'm gonna just say that all of the uppercase letters are male and all of the lowercase letters are female because i don't know what gender to give them hhh

also here's an event

• (Player1) creates an origami replica of (Player2), and gives it to (him/her2) as a gift.

(Player 1) kills (Player 2) with a rubber band gun. (Fatal)

(Player 1) glues nails onto Nerf darts and shoots (Player 2) with a modded Nerf blaster. (Fatal)

(Player 1) bludgeoned (Player 2) to death with a Nerf blaster. (Fatal)

(Player 1) pincers (Player 2) to death with a modeling nipper. (Fatal)

(Player 1) attacks (Player 2)'s weak point for massive damage. (Fatal)

(Player 1) puts (Player 2) onto a catapult and launches them straight to the outer space. (Fatal)

"weak point for massive damage" already exists
and so does the origami one i'm pretty sure

edited 25th Nov '17 3:14:44 AM by Zanreo

How many slots are left?

One more. I'm running it now, and I'll let you know if we'll use reserves.

edited 25th Nov '17 1:18:48 AM by TroperNo9001

Good.

One more spot? Great! I'll take it!

Enter..... a few friend of ours at MI 6: M◊ (death◊) & Q◊ (death◊)

And with that, we've officially reached maximum capacity.

Sweet.

A few events:

• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) starts their own Projekt Revolution tour.
• (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) re-enacted the story of Finding Nemo. (Player1) is Marlin, (Player2) is Dory and (Player3) is Nemo. (Remove the second line if too long.)
• (Player1) screams "BLOOD IS POURING!" as (he/she1) kills (Player2).
• (Player1) says "To us, Mr. (Player2). We are the best" as (he/she1) offers (him/her2) a toast.
• (Player1) wishes that there's something real, in this world full of (Player2).
• (Player1) kills (Player2) for discovering his 'little secret': that (he/she1)'s actually Shang Tsung.
• (Player1) unleashes a scream so powerful that (Player2)'s head literally explodes.

edited 25th Nov '17 2:44:29 AM by dave_the_assassin

(Player 1) chokes on their own aspirations. (Fatal)

(Player 1) chokes on (Player 2)'s aspirations. (Fatal)

Here, have a gag save, where I forgot to change Cooler's pic. No wonder he had a funny face.

It seems the death pics don't work for both Schoolgirl Sayaka and Magical Girl Sayaka.

lol at Hot Coffee getting VAC banned for drinking Estus Flask.

edited 25th Nov '17 4:13:31 AM by Mhazard

"Joe Cuppa receives a Golden Raspberry from the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation"

Even the RNG knows how terrible Joe's jokes are.

I've noticed a mistake on the "We are the best" event. It should be "Mr.", not "Mx."

And OMG, M is anti-suicide.

Ok. But what of the other events? I haven't seen them anywhere.

edited 25th Nov '17 4:45:41 AM by dave_the_assassin

Well, what if Player 2's a girl? :V

Too tired to add them all.

Anyway, here's another one. Seriously, Magical Girl!Sayaka?

edited 25th Nov '17 5:42:43 AM by TroperNo9001

I love how utterly random and ridiculous Nagito is throughout the first gag save. XD

Wait, he WON!? Welp, Beware the Silly Ones, folks. Though I'm fairly sure his bullshit luck has something to do with it...

edited 25th Nov '17 5:08:18 AM by Psychedelicate

Goddamit, Oreo-Chan was SO CLOSE to being in the top 3! I would of technically been in the top 3 for the first damn time!

"Fumikado is moved to tears by Hajime's Ass's giant bubbles... Fucking bubbles!"

I also wanna mention we have both Joe Cuppa and Cuppa Joe in this game. Is there a trope for something like that?

An ass blowing bubbles? Well then xD

(also of course the gag save would be where I got 2nd place)

There's also my two Akiras... I'd guess One-Steve Limit, or rather averting it?

edited 25th Nov '17 5:18:21 AM by Zanreo

That's some way of averting the One-Steve Limit.

And one more gag save, which would've been a Wham Episode had this been canon. And my tribute had to win 3rd Place and get the most kills in the end...

edited 25th Nov '17 5:23:16 AM by TroperNo9001

I want the first gag save to be canon now. Nagito being a relative of the HGS and then destroying it, sealing his victory... I don't even care that Hajime's Ass died before it ever did anything interesting, that save was awesome in so many ways.

edited 25th Nov '17 5:23:52 AM by Psychedelicate

Something interesting about an Oreo attacking a Hot Chocolate.