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Mk_97 Someone from high rent cost city Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Someone
#17451: Sep 17th 2017 at 1:13:58 PM

Qbert's a turntablist though, not a rapper.

Also Mike why D:

NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
#17452: Sep 17th 2017 at 1:33:45 PM

NIGHT 3

[1]

  • A2 Indiana Joneses out of this predicament.
  • Black Manta and Hiko are too weak.
  • Papy finally gets karma for killing Sans.

[2]

  • Ghul'dan gives birth to Joey.
  • Barney is now the President of the Hunger Games. RUN RIGHT NOW.
  • Kabal gets off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride while there is no ground around him.

[3]

  • Homura does something in character.
  • Himura also shoots someone.
  • Chester enjoys Doom.

[4]

  • I have nothing to say about this.

DAY 4

[5]

  • Freckle gets real.
  • Qbert raises money for the Girl Scouts by selling cookies to, among other things, a girl.
  • "how to teleport lover to hunger games arena"

[6]

  • No one wins in paintball.
  • Papy fucking suffers like he should.
  • Joey+Buster Wolf=Bye Bye Ghul'dan

[7]

  • A2's family sends one of her porn mags to Doomguy.
  • Barney is now in a place you can't get in.
  • Toki interrupts the wrong person.

[8]

  • CHEER FOR VI DAMN IT!

Fallen Tributes: Kabal, Non-Specific Action Figure, Lord English, Ghul'dan, Toki Wartooth

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
ThatIdiotMan from His House Since: Apr, 2017 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Eredars Viva la rabbit hero or somethin Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Viva la rabbit hero or somethin
#17454: Sep 17th 2017 at 1:38:53 PM

Welp. Gul'dan finally got some justice done to him. Also, that A2 porno event was amazing.

"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#17456: Sep 17th 2017 at 1:57:24 PM

How does one pry off a skeleton's finger/toenails when they don't have any?

Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#17457: Sep 17th 2017 at 1:58:03 PM

NSAF, nooooo :c

My favorite failed console tbh
NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
#17458: Sep 17th 2017 at 2:16:20 PM

NIGHT 4

[1]

  • Dijura follows his dreams.
  • SCANDAL!
  • Of course the 2 most manly people still alive cry.

[2]

  • Homura loses a lottery.
  • Animals find Jude and just can't resist.
  • Now Papy is isolating himself out of shame.

[3]

  • Qbert feels bad about selling Girl Scout cookies.
  • BOO BLACK MANTA DAMN IT!
  • Hiko causes another toilet emergency.

DAY 5

[4]

  • Barney can wish for fucking anything now. The others might as well drop dead.
  • Hiko channels his inner Elias Samson.
  • Dr. Nick cuts the cord.

[5]

  • Papy has been growing a horrible person army.
  • Homura can be trusted.
  • Himura gets cocky and pays the delayed price.

[6]

  • Bruce has a pet he can teach martial arts to.
  • Black Mantis practicing his wrestling skills.

Fallen Tributes: Joey Claire, Jude Harley, A2, Hearing Aid, Himura Kenshin

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Eredars Viva la rabbit hero or somethin Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Viva la rabbit hero or somethin
#17460: Sep 17th 2017 at 2:26:57 PM

A2 got Frontier Justce'd...... I'm not mad. Just really disappointed.

"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."
TheSilverShroud Underworld Angel from a tower of golems Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Underworld Angel
#17461: Sep 17th 2017 at 2:27:51 PM

I expect Homura's computer to be full of naughty pictures of Madoka.

In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#17462: Sep 17th 2017 at 2:58:20 PM

And I thought Djura no longer dreams, I was wrong.

I feel like I should've nominated Sayaka instead, even if it means she would die over and over again like a Dark Souls character.

edited 17th Sep '17 3:01:49 PM by Mhazard

NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
#17463: Sep 17th 2017 at 3:33:24 PM

NIGHT 5

[1]

  • Dr. Nick insults Madoka, and he pays the incredibly painful, awful, and psychotic price.
  • The Mix Master mixes Sub-Zero's brains now.
  • A martial artist, a "turn-tabler", and a singer beats a dinosaur from our imagination, a superhuman space marine, and an awful person at Family Feud.

[2]

  • Big Bird takes off Motaro's non-existent clothes, but when his guard is down, stabs him in his back and leaves him to bleed out.
  • Djura eats a lot of pies.
  • Hiko: I present to you, The Vi Doctor!

DAY 6

[3]

[4]

  • Doomguy catches people having emotions.
  • Djura gets unwillingly kissed by literal awful person Papyrus.

OH SHIT ARENA EVENT BITCHES

[5]

  • A lot of people kill others,

[6]

  • A lot of people get out,

[7]

  • And a lot of people die.

Fallen Tributes: Dr. Nick, Sub-Zero, Motaro, Doomguy, Freckle, Black Manta, Nana, Barney, Hiko Seijuurou XIII, Big Bird

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#17464: Sep 17th 2017 at 3:41:30 PM

I'm back. Fuck my internet connection.

And OF COURSE Nemo would die early! I blame Kuai Liang for his death! (Now I'm happy)

Oh well, at least the legacy of Linkin Park lives on.... for now. Also OMG, Chester is in the top 10?! Not bad for my first. Of course, I'm still sour about Nemo's death, but at least he is avenged.

edited 17th Sep '17 4:19:30 PM by dave_the_assassin

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Eredars Viva la rabbit hero or somethin Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Viva la rabbit hero or somethin
#17465: Sep 17th 2017 at 3:41:36 PM

Well, this is a short season.

"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#17468: Sep 17th 2017 at 4:10:44 PM

And Sub-Zero was offed in a Johnny Cage-esque manner, minus the award being slammed between the two halves of his bisected head.

dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#17469: Sep 17th 2017 at 4:16:03 PM

Secondary (optional) battle theme:

Linkin Park - Castle of Glass (Extended Instrumental)

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
TheSilverShroud Underworld Angel from a tower of golems Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Underworld Angel
#17470: Sep 17th 2017 at 4:19:55 PM

At least Doomguy was killed by one of my own tributes.

In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
#17471: Sep 17th 2017 at 4:24:47 PM

NIGHT 6

[1]

  • Qbert isn't falling for those lines.
  • After botching the teleportation incantation, killing Madoka, Only Djura could keep Homura from killing herself.
  • Chester is friends with no one.
  • THANK YOU FRANCIS clap clap clapclapclap

[2]

  • Medea has fury.
  • The Mix Master, with his wish, asks to mix things other than brains.
  • Vasily honors his friends.

OH SHIT FEAST BITCHES

[3]

  • The Pomeranian is crying.
  • The animals fight to the death.
  • Djura is the hero of this season.

[4]

  • The Cornucopia is not a fan of Linkin Park.
  • Of course the doctor dies from an infection.

DAY 7

  • Homura can fly.
  • The Mix Master tries to mix Francis, but Francis ends up mixing him.
  • Medea has a machine gun, and sight of Qbert, 1+1=Bye Bye Qbert.

Fallen Tributes: Doomfist, Vi, Bruce Lee, Vasily, Papyrus, Chester Bennington, Crime Doctor, Mix Master Mike, Qbert

Next is the Finale. Medea, Djura, Homura, Francis, WHO WILL WIN?

edited 17th Sep '17 4:35:26 PM by NASCARLOVER427

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Eredars Viva la rabbit hero or somethin Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Viva la rabbit hero or somethin
#17472: Sep 17th 2017 at 4:30:53 PM

I'll toss my hat for Francis. I always loved this guy.

"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#17473: Sep 17th 2017 at 4:31:47 PM

Betting on Medea.

Huzzah
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
Mk_97 Someone from high rent cost city Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Someone
#17475: Sep 17th 2017 at 4:35:25 PM

Welp, if the Invisibl Skratch Piklz are going down, they're going to lose together. Kinda.


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