Hunger Games Simulator

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Battle Music

• [Pokémon:RSE] Pirate's Road (Harmony of Heroes - PirateCrab's Victory Road)

Yep, it's another song I requested to be extended. And yes, the picture was part oft he request.

THE REAPING◊

THE BLOODBATH◊

• Donkey Kong immediately gains a powerful enemy.
• Applause for Jimmie for his award
• Bombergirl learns the hard way what day it is.
• The Foundation classifies a new SCP.
• Widowmaker meets her maker.
• Agent Powers decides to kill 'em with fire.

DAY ONE◊

• Frieza spends a bit too much time in the sun.
• A comical battle ensues.
• Plenty of limbo happening today.
• I wouldn't trust any food or drink that comes from a Mad Scientist.
• Peridot/Abyss Watcher
• Scrafty and Private level up to level 100.
• A chimp goes primal.
• Freddy Krueger has killed a Chaos God. We are all doomed!
• HK416 becomes a doctor and does a kidney transplant.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

edited 8th Aug '17 8:58:04 PM by TheGamechanger

I bet Mindfang used Mind Control to make Bombergirl punch herself while declaring that it's Opposite Day.

Oh, fuck you, Dudbear, Widowmaker was my only tribute and you crushed my hopes for her doing well here. What'd she ever do to you to deserve that?

And Widowmaker, how could you have been such a badass in your last season only to die such an utterly unceremonious death during the Bloodbath like a wuss here?

Because I wrote an entire season manuscript that ended up unused for Widowmaker's season, I too felt an attachment to Widowmaker, as I do for Tzeentch not really Ensign Sue, in my retelling, she took a backseat to other characters, so Widowmaker's death really keeps me on my toes. I'm curious to see who prevails.

But... but the trojan duck is hollow...

I wonder how you would've hosted that season if your computer didn't break down in the beginning.

Last post before I go to bed.

Battle Music

• Homestuck - Carne Vale

NIGHT ONE◊

• The doctor is a jackass.
• Some tributes have the pirate's life and are on the hunt for some pirate booty.
• Lord English's rock band wins a battle of the bands against his rival Bill Cipher.
• Abyss Watcher plays Wii and Gamecube games all night.
• Another comedic battle ensues.
• Bombergirl becomes a fan of Star Trek and Ensign Sue Must Die.
• Freddy can't escape some monkey business.
• Well, burgers are rather meaty...

DAY TWO◊

• Dudbear gets a bit too much sun.
• It's mating season for Scrafty and he knows that Private has a fake partner on standby. It backfires.
• Freddy Krueger makes Lord English his bitch.
• Cult war!
• It's duck season so HK416 goes hunting.
• A burger somehow hangs ten.
• No more monkey business.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

edited 9th Aug '17 5:40:09 AM by TheGamechanger

I have the written out season. Unlike how it ended up, I focussed on a turf war, and tried to tell more of a story. I could post the alternate telling to HGS Side Stories, if you'd like.

Correction: Bombergirl is binge reading Ensign Sue Must Die.

Look, simulator RNG, do you just not want me to participate? You've kinda been giving me those vibes ever since I went on vacation. Do you have a grudge because I had to leave you?

edited 9th Aug '17 2:44:01 AM by worldofdrakan

Battle Music

• Super Meat Boy - Carmeaty Burana

NIGHT TWO◊

• Dr. Heiter is punished by God.
• Ika becomes calamari.
• Lord English and Kanaya have a temporary truce to listen to some music.
• Kleo/Abyss Watcher
• Mindfang is Literal-Minded.
• Frieza makes a documentary.
• Donkey Kong draws bananas on Bombergirl's face.

DAY THREE◊

• Kyle Busch takes up ballet.
• Lord English/Donkey Kong
• Freddy Krueger becomes more crazy than usual.
• Mmm, lemonade sounds good right now.
• Peridot/Bombergirl
• Frieza becomes a zombie.
• Kano performs a fatality.
• Dudbear/Kristoff

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊ Yes, that's how he died in the film.

Ika, noooo!

Abyss Watcher is secretly a brony. Wait, wrong pony show...

And Peridot is still stoned, thinking that she even had a father in the first place and approving of that Slash Fic.

Doesn't help that Watcher Really Gets Around as well.

Battle Music

• Strife 2 - Heel Girl

NIGHT THREE◊

• Freddy Krueger bonds with Agent Powers.
• Zombie Frieza hula dances.
• HK416 relaxes in her new pool.
• Bombergirl is saved by Cartoon Physics.
• Bill continues where he left off in the villain's season and adds another to his kill count.
• A Satanist cult is formed.
• Lord English/Ensign Sue

DAY FOUR◊

• More tributes bond together.
• Private has a showstopping performance.
• Abyss Watcher delivers pizza to the other tributes.
• Professor Frink wins the lottery!
• Kano and Donkey Kong fight over their fanbases.
• Peridot receives the seven Chaos Emeralds and thinks that they're new Gems.
• Lord English trains his muscles.
• Freddy Krueger writes an well-written article.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

That lottery ticket ain't gonna do you much good unless you survive this, Frink.

Kanaya must be enjoying that new ablution trap.

We find out who was in Professor Frink's cult

Battle Music

• Homestuck (unused) - Union Jack

NIGHT FOUR◊

• About time I made another picture for the Hunger Games! Enjoy the ouija board seance!◊
• Peridot attempts to fight someone who killed a Chaos God. It ends as well as you'd except.
• Agent Powers wins a game of laser tag.
• Zombie Frieza ships Ensign Sue/Abyss Watcher.

DAY FIVE◊

• Zombie Frieza does a George of the Jungle.
• Poor HK416...
• Jimmie stops Kanaya/Kyle.
• Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya—HOLY SHI—*BOOM*
• Bombergirl crushes Abyss Watcher's heart.
• Bill Cipher becomes someone's favorite food.
• Ensign Sue admires something big and long...

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

edited 9th Aug '17 3:12:57 PM by TheGamechanger

That picture... beautiful

Interspecies matespritship denied.

Battle Music

• Strife 2 - Unite Division

NIGHT FIVE◊

• Freddy:   The stairs, bitch! I warned you about the stairs!   
• We, the jury, find the defendant Bombergirl innocent of all charges.
• Mindfang gets some karma.

DAY SIX◊

• A troll gives another troll a fate worse than death.
• All hail Bombergirl!
• Lord English gets a bad tattoo.
• Ugh, who tries to flush gears down a toilet?

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊

Yeah, I don't think Kanaya would make a good legislacerator.

I guess she made up for it by giving Mindfang a Fate Worse than Death.