Ugh... why does the simulator hate Reaper so goddamn much?
And Homura just learned the hard way that nobody puts Baby in a corner. Or sends him to the coroner, for that matter.
edited 28th Jul '17 9:37:00 AM by IchigoMontoya
Hydraloonie
Man Jericho went out so soon.
Bruticus being very in character.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
- Dinosaur killed by meteorite. In other news, water found to be wet.
- Doomfist bullies Damara.
- Mark 38 compliments his fellow alliance-man Nurgle.
- Mummy is depressed.
- Muppy may have Flay's rabies.
- Sue self-evaluates.
- The Alliance of Six loses its first member, as the King of Worms accidentally trades lead with Volk.
- Slaanesh didn't recognize McClure from TV, so he payed.
- Marlene and Jessica get into a temporarily blinding cat-fight.
- The letter E gets stuck; meanwhile, the novel "Gadsby" is written.
- Baby heeds Damara's warning.
- Every single Homura Akemi in the army dies of cancer. It only takes a quick feel every so often folks.
- Khorne is not dissimilar to the lead singer of Imagine Dragons.
- Bruticus soon joins the statistic the Akemis are a part of.
- Mileena does not think highly of Yami.
- Mark 35 sees that the Mini Internet Co. has a problem with getting bodily fluids on clothes.
- Snails goes blind for a bit.
- Snips may go blind for a bit.
- Rick and Sombra forge an armistice.
- The Penny creates a monetary militia.
- Margaret Red is a narcissist.
- For a third cult, which Scrabble and Baby are part of, a sacrifice makes its members stronger.
- Jessica mis-characterizes Khorne, so she is burnt alive. But too be fair, if Khorne is so in love with Romeo and Juliet, he would have Jessica kill him.
- Kaiba, after seeing Snips clop, gets Mc Clure, the Penny, and Snips' best buddy to watch.
- Rick regrets staying with Sombra and not Muppy.
- Doomfist and Rosenkrantz feel just the worst.
- Margaret Blue x Widowmaker. In other news, no one wants to join Meulin's cult.
- Miniature Internet Co.'s plans go haywire.
- Ulfric starts to prove that maybe Damara and Baby were right.
- Not wanting to be outdone by the Alliance of Six, a Five Man Band is formed: Yami, the Leader. Cat, the Lancer. Mark 35, the Big Guy. Ein, the Smart Guy. Marlene, the Chick.
- Crank Zent really should've had the vaccine.
Duke, The King of Worms, Volk, Slaanesh, Homura Army, Bruticus, Jessica Philomele, Crank Zent
edited 28th Jul '17 12:57:36 PM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
Poor Mummy. Someone must have told him about the Ben 10 curse, and now the poor guy is fearing for his life.
Probably a side effect of gathering all versions of Homura from different timelines and forming an army of them.
So, in theory Homura herself dies at least 100 times within a single day.
I wonder which Daedric Prince decided to possess Ulfric.
Hydraloonie
Come on bruticus.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Love Thy Self
Damara does what an Asian-looking troll does. (Shot)
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
Reject Fairy Princess
Miniature Internet Co.'s plan was doomed to fail, he was trying to kill a Parody Sue! 
Duke died realistically, at least...
Love Thy Self
Update?
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
Could you not
I guess not. RIP hunger games simulator.
Oy!
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
I'm sorry, these couple days have been plagued with technical problems, so it's been a bitch to update. I'll try to get more than a few days posted tonight, but it's been an unexpectedly challenging whirlwind of issues.
Huzzah
Love Thy Self
It's already August where I am right now, and there's still no progress. If Taco's still having trouble posting, does anyone mind if Gamechanger substitutes as host to get this going once he comes back from vacation, since he was the one who made the screens? It's the only solution I can think of right now...
edited 31st Jul '17 4:20:08 PM by TroperNo9001
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
Well, I came back from my vacation yesterday night. And besides, I didn't make screens of my own yet.
The League of Heroes
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
I mean, if anyone is more able and willing, GC or I could send the, the save.
Huzzah
Love Thy Self
Sorry if I sound so impatient, but as much as I want to save this thread, I still don't have time to host because of school.
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...
Guess I'll do it then. Going to take a while to make screens though since it's one of those long seasons.
The League of Heroes
If push comes to shove, I might try my hand at hosting in the coming weeks. I've never done it before, and it'll be totally new to me, but I can definitely try! I won't be available until at least next Monday, though, as I'm leaving Thursday on a short vacation.
Just finished making screens. First update of the rebooted season coming soon.
The League of Heroes
First update of the rebooted season. It's a double update to get all the old stuff out of the way in one swoop. Since you've already seen all of this not going to bother doing the bulletpoint stuff until the next update.
edited 2nd Aug '17 12:07:25 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
Awesome, we're back in business!
Phew! The Mummy and Yenaldooshi survived the Bloodbath and their first day! And I'd say they had a pretty okay Day One, too. One has a ruler and the other one has a nice meal.