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IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#14876: Jun 1st 2017 at 7:59:30 AM

Koba, even someone as tough as you should know better than to pick a fight with the devil, Jersey or otherwise.

Hydraloonie Hydraloonie from The northwestern Krusty Burger Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Hydraloonie
#14877: Jun 1st 2017 at 8:02:41 AM

I thought Koba was a SMART ape

Progress has it's stepping stones.
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#14878: Jun 1st 2017 at 8:03:53 AM

It doesn't get much easier to ruin the moment than ruining it with a huge "ultra-important" social justice monologue.

CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#14879: Jun 1st 2017 at 8:49:23 AM

I wonder if Cowser and Cow Cultist Morgan(I got her name right. Right?) will interact with each other?

"Oh, did I win?"
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
worldofdrakan Since: Jul, 2016
#14881: Jun 1st 2017 at 10:02:23 AM

I think Doki's evident friendship with Defense Zircon is a sign of an impending lawsuit against the Salty Spittoon. Seriously, you watch the entirety of There she is!! and tell me how exactly Nabi is "weak!" In that case, Defense Zircon probably also helped with that restraining order. I really want to know what the Penguins did to deserve it.

edited 1st Jun '17 10:09:34 AM by worldofdrakan

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#14882: Jun 1st 2017 at 10:41:53 AM

Night 2

  • Nabi gets beat up by a cow.
  • Berkut gets trapped.
  • Now's really not the time, Melia.
  • Apparently that's what Charlotte's crimes were.
  • Clip finds Artemis' detailed schedule of how to win the Hunger Games. She promptly deletes it from Artemis' Google Drive, and chucks the computer down a ravine.
  • Nice guy Tiny gets bullied by Kankri.
  • The Disciple wishes away the Predators' memories of her wedgies.
  • Prosecuting Zircon comes to Hoxton to apologize for sentencing him to death, only to find that he's depositing a loan or two into the Spank Bank. So as not to make Hox uncomfortable, the lawyer gem joins in.
  • Despite Cowser's incredibly small size, Anna somehow wins at limbo.
  • Eir Stegalkin gives a great speech.
  • Dallas makes a fool of himself.
  • Mettaton gives birth, but when his water breaks, he rusts himself.

Day 3

  • Kankri beheads Chris Mc Lean, but has the decency to send the remains to his family.
  • Tiny almost falls to his death, only to remember he has secret wings.
  • Sakaki doesn't love fools like Dallas.
  • Oddly OOC for the Punisher.
  • The Crazy Mad Dolphin does something pretty sensible.
  • Anna falls in a tanker of radioactive ooze.
  • Pimp Scratch and Lord English are visiting Hoxton in the hospital. Eir takes this opportunity to kill them. Kill them all.
  • Zola beats up Doki, and takes her eye.
  • The two Voice losers are talking, when Cowser shows Melia an impression.
  • Defense Zircon is trying to steal eggs to make a restaurant in her strip mall, only to be met with the mama bird.

Fallen Tributes: Mettaton, Chris Mc Lean, Hoxton, Pimp Scratch, Undertale Lord English, The Nashville Predators, Defense Zircon

Huzzah
worldofdrakan Since: Jul, 2016
#14883: Jun 1st 2017 at 10:45:33 AM

Wow, way to take the high ground, Nabi. He's actually talking to Morgan despite the previous night's beating from her! Why do I get the gut feeling that he and Doki might be iron woobies by the end of the season?

And so much for that lawsuit against the Salty Spittoon. sad Maybe Defense Zircon was just trying to find breakfast for her friends? Damn, that makes it even sadder!

edited 1st Jun '17 10:49:47 AM by worldofdrakan

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#14885: Jun 1st 2017 at 11:45:29 AM

I have to question the point of that modification you made, Punisher.

Mk_97 Someone from high rent cost city Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Someone
#14886: Jun 1st 2017 at 12:36:50 PM

Welp, looks like the Golden State Warriors have the Stanley Cup since all the other teams are gone.

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#14887: Jun 1st 2017 at 12:42:01 PM

New events for next season:

  • (Player1) attempts to lick (his/her1) elbow. (He/She1) fails.
  • (Player1) attempts to lick (his/her1) elbow. (He/She1) succeeds.
  • (Player1) is disgruntled that (he/she1) couldn't get in the Salty Spittoon and throws a bomb in it, killing (Player2) and (Player3).
  • (Player1) receives a membership card to the Salty Spittoon from an unknown sponsor.

The League of Heroes
NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
#14888: Jun 1st 2017 at 12:47:20 PM

And both of them are already dead. Great!

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
worldofdrakan Since: Jul, 2016
#14889: Jun 1st 2017 at 1:07:58 PM

Some Tomodachi Life-inspired events for next season:

(Player 1) looks on in horror as tribute after tribute slips on the same banana peel in rapid succession. (non-fatal)

(Player 1) is arrested for putting hot mustard in (Player 2)'s food while (he/she2) wasn't looking. (non-fatal)

(Player 1) starts selling t-shirts with (his/her1) face on them. (non-fatal)

(Player 1), (Player 2), and (Player 3) hold an event to cheer up (Player 4) after (he/she4) stepped in dog poop. (non-fatal)

[down] And how Ben 10 characters seem to be turning into the latest butt monkeys. None of them who have been tributes so far have made it far at all, and one of them was literally the FIRST TRIBUTE to die last season, the other one that was with him dying the VERY NEXT DAY! Kuphulu couldn't even catch a break as he was quickly offed after being given a second chance in the Anniversary Season! Someone should add that to the tropes page.

[down][down] Oh! I can't believe I never realized that event was fatal! /FACEPALM

edited 1st Jun '17 1:20:52 PM by worldofdrakan

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#14890: Jun 1st 2017 at 1:09:47 PM

I'm surprised that no one has commented on the fact that Azumanga Daioh characters miiight be quickly becoming the new Cures.

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#14891: Jun 1st 2017 at 1:14:27 PM

[up][up]The trial event already has a fatal variant in which the prosecution wins.

The League of Heroes
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#14892: Jun 1st 2017 at 1:17:34 PM

Homestuck characters seem to be getting the short end of the Butt-Monkey stick these days too. I think the Draconian Dignitary is still the only HS podium finisher.

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#14893: Jun 1st 2017 at 1:22:37 PM

Dangan Ronpa characters do alright, though the only podium finishers from that franchise seem to be Komaru Naegi and Byakuya Togami (neither of whom I've nominated myself). Though recently Makoto was reallyyyyyyyy close to joining his sister Komaru in the Hall of Fame...

TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#14894: Jun 1st 2017 at 2:42:39 PM

Night 3

  • Dallas calls Clip a wierdo. Clip throws a brick at Dallas' skull.
  • Tiny and Crazy Mad Dolphin learn to drive like they do in the movies.
  • Cow Cultist Morgan tells Prosecuting Zircon why she's such a terrible lawyer. Zircon eats beef that night.
  • Kankri and Dolorosa get 147 Hours'd.
  • Nabi turns an innocent prank into something horribly embarrassing.
  • Anna has Berkut and the Disciple make a musical of her adventures in limbo and irradiation.
  • The Punisher sings a villain song, but it's really an anti-hero song.
  • Cowser wishes to be a daddy.
  • Artemis finds the one tribute that they can stand. Artemis/Peko

Day 4

  • Eir practices learning how to play an instrument. Prosecuting Zircon offers critique.
  • Nabi and Pelo betray Doki and Artemis.
  • Cowser gets his wish, to Tiny's horror.
  • The Crazy Mad Dolphin tries to pop off Clip. Clip does him in first.
  • Kankri sets the Disciple up to fail.

Fallen Tributes: Dallas, Cow Cultist Morgan, Crazy Dolphin, The Disciple

edited 1st Jun '17 2:44:19 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#14895: Jun 1st 2017 at 2:48:43 PM

Welp - true to canon, animals (read: Nabi the cat(?)) are being awful to Sakaki and Peko.

Also, Peko's ten-minute romance with Artemis... huh. I didn't know she liked birds that much.

edited 1st Jun '17 2:49:38 PM by Psychedelicate

worldofdrakan Since: Jul, 2016
#14897: Jun 1st 2017 at 2:53:42 PM

I think it'd be best if we assume that Nabi's meat-beating was actually totally innocent. Like, literally just a slab of meat for dinner. [lol] That's what I'm thinking. Also, I'm not sure if Sakaki was the best person to try and prank, Nabi. You don't remember her totem of severed heads?

And ooooohh my god. Doki really is upset about Defense Zircon, isn't she? sad That could easily be a new tear jerker entry.

Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#14898: Jun 1st 2017 at 2:56:09 PM

Drywall using a yo-yo as a weapon is actually super in character for him, though I do wonder what Curry must've said to him to set him off.

As for Tiny, I couldn't be more proud of my suddenly badass nerd. tongue

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#14899: Jun 1st 2017 at 2:59:11 PM

also is there a "(Player1) cracks open a cold one with (Player2) and (Player3)" yet

cuz if not there needs to be

edited 1st Jun '17 2:59:22 PM by Tre

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
worldofdrakan Since: Jul, 2016
#14900: Jun 1st 2017 at 2:59:51 PM

[up] This is an event:

(Player 1) cracks open a cold one with the boys.


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