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4fterthought Could you not from CANADA Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Could you not
#14851: May 31st 2017 at 6:25:54 PM

That's just how the game works. It loves to subvert expectations.

Oy!
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#14852: May 31st 2017 at 7:33:48 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, the wait is over! "The Reckoning" is now upon us!

The League of Heroes
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#14853: May 31st 2017 at 7:48:28 PM

Translation: pics sent?

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#14855: May 31st 2017 at 9:10:28 PM

Just a moment before the first update. I just arrived back home, so I am ready to do this thing.

Huzzah
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#14856: May 31st 2017 at 9:41:45 PM

In a cloud of black mist, the dark lord is upon you.

V: Good evening good ladies and gentlemen of TV Tropia and any surrounding city states or democratic republics. I am Tom, the current residing president of the games, which will be held in honor of my recently deceased pet snake, Nagini II.

Representing Season 149, here are our tributes.

The Bloodbath

  • Is it animal abuse if the abuser is an animal? Or is it an animal abuse?
  • Oscars are rewarded to crazed marine life and what is clearly a very young lady.
  • Everyone is always looking for some complex chemical vaccination for unknown diseases. The Punisher? He applies Occam's Razor.
  • Jason Todd dies again, and gets Desslock roped into the affair.
  • Stephen Curry is off his athelete's pale diet. And that's terrible.
  • The Academy isn't a fan of Total Drama.
  • Lebron performs a stealth kill on someone who is infinitely stealthier.

Day 1

  • Crump/The Sufferer
  • Artemis is clearly the miserable tactical genius here.
  • Wow, Melia. For a girl so young, I'm surprised you could fight off a gorilla and a rat.
  • Koba and Morgan get into an argument over Ape Supremacy and Bovinetology. Sakaki and Deforester make quiet, and stay out of the argument.
  • Eir and Hotspur Stegalkin are reunited.
  • The Punisher and Tiny didn't kill anyone today, because they got high.
  • The Crazy Dolphin goes mad. He's now the Crazy Mad Dolphin.
  • Prosecuting Zircon, fearing that the cripplingly ill Huston will rat out Dallas, her client, takes matters into her own hands, with a metaphorical and literal shattering
  • Kankri hides behind a conveniently shaped lamp.
  • The Disciple gets to hazing.
  • Cowser encounters a Mini Mooshroom. Cowser shrinks to half a foot in size.
  • Clip was an eye witness to the Fluke Worm Jonestown Massacre. Clip didn't drink the Kool-Aid.
  • The Penguins pass around a health potion to each player.
  • Nabi/Doki.
  • Stephen Curry's manager doesn't approve of his new dietary habits.
  • Zircon sets up a law firm office.

Fallen Tributes: The Amoeba Boys, Red Hood, Desslock, Isaac Briggs, Gorilla Grodd, Rat Princess

[down] Don't worry, drakan. That was a momentary thing that had to happen, cuz I'm working on two devices at once to make these posts from home.

edited 31st May '17 9:48:18 PM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
worldofdrakan Since: Jul, 2016
#14857: May 31st 2017 at 9:42:27 PM

Wow, that's a first. surprised I don't think I've ever seen the game so self-aware that it generates an actual canon ship! For context.

edited 31st May '17 9:50:05 PM by worldofdrakan

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#14858: May 31st 2017 at 9:51:31 PM

It's Deforestator. :V

Also, I wonder what a Kankri-shaped lamp would look like. tongue

[up]I once ran a game with Ron and Hermione on the same team... and they kissed! Canon couples are the best couples, right?

edited 31st May '17 9:54:27 PM by TroperNo9001

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#14860: May 31st 2017 at 10:13:22 PM

Welp, time to get that Lazarus Pit ready for Red Hood again, seeing as he hasn't been having the best of luck in the HGS.

Mk_97 Someone from high rent cost city Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Someone
#14861: May 31st 2017 at 10:50:42 PM

LeBron how could you D:

edited 31st May '17 10:50:49 PM by Mk_97

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#14862: May 31st 2017 at 11:20:30 PM

Admittedly, working with Kurloz was so fun, I couldn't resist making this gag picture of him.

The League of Heroes
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#14863: May 31st 2017 at 11:28:16 PM

Man, I seem to be having terrible luck with getting my reserves in as of late. :/

Also, I hope Peko won't spend the majority of this season moping around since her young master died a few seasons ago.

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#14864: May 31st 2017 at 11:33:10 PM

I'm starting to have this feeling that Kurloz is the Ensemble Dark Horse of this forum game.

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#14865: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:19:48 AM

Oh please, Melia's probably fought even larger. Lemme say something about Xenoblade.

The maximum level for your party members in that game is 99. The Superbosses can reach up to level 120.

edited 1st Jun '17 4:20:03 AM by Revaryk

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
arcada188 about to beat a badger Since: Jan, 2015
about to beat a badger
#14866: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:26:35 AM

Oscars are rewarded to crazed marine life and what is clearly a very young lady.

Looks like Michael Bay likes Crazy Dolphin's way of dealing with things!

You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#14867: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:26:58 AM

[up][up] I'm aware. Is Voldemort?

Huzzah
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#14868: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:27:24 AM

[up] I have no idea.

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
4fterthought Could you not from CANADA Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Could you not
#14869: Jun 1st 2017 at 6:08:30 AM

Artie's being a bit of a hypocrite here, considering he somehow managed to almost drown diving for food and having to be saved by a tiny toad...

Oy!
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#14870: Jun 1st 2017 at 6:14:12 AM

Night 1

  • Berkut makes a shipping chart with Nabi and the Sufferer, yet Doki and Lord Crump are nowhere to be seen.
  • Fluke Worm Jim Jones takes the rap for Charlotte's crimes. In return, Charlotte joins the Cow Cult.
  • Artemis takes out her frustration on Pimp Scratch's stuff.
  • The Disciple's wedgies were so powerful, that the Predators suffer from PTSD.
  • Hoxton, depressed by how short his life will now be, is cheered up by Tiny, as they recreate a scene from Dirty Dancing.
  • Dimentio jumps for the second and last time.
  • The Crazy Mad Dolphin's insanity takes hold.
  • Defense Zircon's space is turned into a law firm/tattoo parlor.
  • Marvel Fanboys or Disney Fanboys? Which is worse? Fangirls also apply.
  • The Voice rejects Melia because she's too young, and they can't even see the tiny Cowser.
  • Clip is revealed to also be a former Bovineologist.
  • Lord Crump searches for a ring to give to the Sufferer.
  • Eir/LeBron. Also, Kankri ruins the moment.
  • Hotspur Stegalkin isn't even supposed to be here!

Day 2

  • Just because you're a glitch, that doesn't mean you can cheat like that when you shoot lesbians.
  • Despite the fact that Kankri ruined the moment, and that Eir's brother was just banned, Eir still shows up to court, and saves Kankri's life.
  • Cowser thinks he's going in a bush, but it's really just taller grass.
  • Sakaki kills Fluke Worm Jim Jones for Charlotte's crimes, LeBron for killing a man with his back turned, and the Sufferer and Crump, because Sakaki doesn't support gay marriage.
  • What's black and white and red all over? A penguin left to bleed to death.
  • Due to the mass trauma they all shared, the Predators agree to end themselves by drinking Fluke Worm Jim Jones' Kool-Aid. Luckily, Bleck is there just in time to save them.
  • Doki starts a dance club in Zircon's law firm/tattoo parlor.
  • The Disciple feels horrible for driving the Predators to mass suicide.
  • That's not cool, Cow Cultist Morgan.
  • Hoxton has Tiny go out to save his partner in crime, who is being held captive by his own attorney.
  • The Deforestator takes a plunge and a splash.
  • Koba challenges the Jersey Devil. The Jersey Devil eats ape tonight.

Fallen Tributes: Dimentio, Hotspur, Raccoon and Fennec, The Sufferer, Lord Crump, Le Bron James, Fluke Worm Jim Jones, The Pittsburgh Penguins, Deforestator, Koba

edited 1st Jun '17 6:16:30 AM by TacoBadger

Huzzah
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#14871: Jun 1st 2017 at 6:26:12 AM

* YOU SEE THE DISCIPLE REGRET DRIVING THE PREDATORS TO MASS SUICIDE.

🎱 COMFORT HER

DO NOT

edited 3rd Mar '18 7:47:38 PM by TroperNo9001

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#14872: Jun 1st 2017 at 6:40:26 AM

Well, this is interesting.

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
4fterthought Could you not from CANADA Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Hydraloonie Hydraloonie from The northwestern Krusty Burger Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Hydraloonie
#14874: Jun 1st 2017 at 6:51:11 AM

All of my tributes are dead alas

Progress has it's stepping stones.
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#14875: Jun 1st 2017 at 7:19:10 AM

So. Drywall's got the Sick Cheat Codes and made booze, and Tiny is a noble stoner with a previously unknown love for Patrick Swayze movies.

Bless.

edited 1st Jun '17 7:20:03 AM by Tre

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //

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