In a cloud of black mist, the dark lord is upon you.
V: Good evening good ladies and gentlemen of TV Tropia and any surrounding city states or democratic republics. I am Tom, the current residing president of the games, which will be held in honor of my recently deceased pet snake, Nagini II.
Representing Season 149, here are our tributes.
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- Is it animal abuse if the abuser is an animal? Or is it an animal abuse?
- Oscars are rewarded to crazed marine life and what is clearly a very young lady.
- Everyone is always looking for some complex chemical vaccination for unknown diseases. The Punisher? He applies Occam's Razor.
- Jason Todd dies again, and gets Desslock roped into the affair.
- Stephen Curry is off his athelete's pale diet. And that's terrible.
- The Academy isn't a fan of Total Drama.
- Lebron performs a stealth kill on someone who is infinitely stealthier.
- Crump/The Sufferer
- Artemis is clearly the miserable tactical genius here.
- Wow, Melia. For a girl so young, I'm surprised you could fight off a gorilla and a rat.
- Koba and Morgan get into an argument over Ape Supremacy and Bovinetology. Sakaki and Deforester make quiet, and stay out of the argument.
- Eir and Hotspur Stegalkin are reunited.
- The Punisher and Tiny didn't kill anyone today, because they got high.
- The Crazy Dolphin goes mad. He's now the Crazy Mad Dolphin.
- Prosecuting Zircon, fearing that the cripplingly ill Huston will rat out Dallas, her client, takes matters into her own hands, with a metaphorical and literal shattering
- Kankri hides behind a conveniently shaped lamp.
- The Disciple gets to hazing.
- Cowser encounters a Mini Mooshroom. Cowser shrinks to half a foot in size.
- Clip was an eye witness to the Fluke Worm Jonestown Massacre. Clip didn't drink the Kool-Aid.
- The Penguins pass around a health potion to each player.
- Nabi/Doki.
- Stephen Curry's manager doesn't approve of his new dietary habits.
- Zircon sets up a law firm office.
Fallen Tributes:
◊ The Amoeba Boys, Red Hood, Desslock, Isaac Briggs, Gorilla Grodd, Rat Princess
Don't worry, drakan. That was a momentary thing that had to happen, cuz I'm working on two devices at once to make these posts from home.
edited 31st May '17 9:48:18 PM by TacoBadger
HuzzahWow, that's a first.
I don't think I've ever seen the game so self-aware that it generates an actual canon ship! For context.
edited 31st May '17 9:50:05 PM by worldofdrakan
It's Deforestator. :V
Also, I wonder what a Kankri-shaped lamp would look like.
I once ran a game with Ron and Hermione on the same team... and they kissed! Canon couples are the best couples, right?
edited 31st May '17 9:54:27 PM by TroperNo9001
Still waiting for someone to break him free...Admittedly, working with Kurloz was so fun, I couldn't resist making this gag picture of him.
The League of HeroesI'm starting to have this feeling that Kurloz is the Ensemble Dark Horse of this forum game.
Still waiting for someone to break him free...Oh please, Melia's probably fought even larger. Lemme say something about Xenoblade.
The maximum level for your party members in that game is 99. The Superbosses can reach up to level 120.
edited 1st Jun '17 4:20:03 AM by Revaryk
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"Looks like Michael Bay likes Crazy Dolphin's way of dealing with things!
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?- Berkut makes a shipping chart with Nabi and the Sufferer, yet Doki and Lord Crump are nowhere to be seen.
- Fluke Worm Jim Jones takes the rap for Charlotte's crimes. In return, Charlotte joins the Cow Cult.
- Artemis takes out her frustration on Pimp Scratch's stuff.
- The Disciple's wedgies were so powerful, that the Predators suffer from PTSD.
- Hoxton, depressed by how short his life will now be, is cheered up by Tiny, as they recreate a scene from Dirty Dancing.
- Dimentio jumps for the second and last time.
- The Crazy Mad Dolphin's insanity takes hold.
- Defense Zircon's space is turned into a law firm/tattoo parlor.
- Marvel Fanboys or Disney Fanboys? Which is worse? Fangirls also apply.
- The Voice rejects Melia because she's too young, and they can't even see the tiny Cowser.
- Clip is revealed to also be a former Bovineologist.
- Lord Crump searches for a ring to give to the Sufferer.
- Eir/LeBron. Also, Kankri ruins the moment.
- Hotspur Stegalkin isn't even supposed to be here!
- Just because you're a glitch, that doesn't mean you can cheat like that when you shoot lesbians.
- Despite the fact that Kankri ruined the moment, and that Eir's brother was just banned, Eir still shows up to court, and saves Kankri's life.
- Cowser thinks he's going in a bush, but it's really just taller grass.
- Sakaki kills Fluke Worm Jim Jones for Charlotte's crimes, LeBron for killing a man with his back turned, and the Sufferer and Crump, because Sakaki doesn't support gay marriage.
- What's black and white and red all over? A penguin left to bleed to death.
- Due to the mass trauma they all shared, the Predators agree to end themselves by drinking Fluke Worm Jim Jones' Kool-Aid. Luckily, Bleck is there just in time to save them.
- Doki starts a dance club in Zircon's law firm/tattoo parlor.
- The Disciple feels horrible for driving the Predators to mass suicide.
- That's not cool, Cow Cultist Morgan.
- Hoxton has Tiny go out to save his partner in crime, who is being held captive by his own attorney.
- The Deforestator takes a plunge and a splash.
- Koba challenges the Jersey Devil. The Jersey Devil eats ape tonight.
Fallen Tributes:
◊ Dimentio, Hotspur, Raccoon and Fennec, The Sufferer, Lord Crump, Le Bron James, Fluke Worm Jim Jones, The Pittsburgh Penguins, Deforestator, Koba
edited 1st Jun '17 6:16:30 AM by TacoBadger
HuzzahSo. Drywall's got the Sick Cheat Codes and made booze, and Tiny is a noble stoner with a previously unknown love for Patrick Swayze movies.
Bless.
edited 1st Jun '17 7:20:03 AM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘

That's just how the game works. It loves to subvert expectations.
Oy!