Hunger Games Simulator

How the hell has Sweet Bro been more competent than Hella Jeff this season, answer me that.

Shipping... with a literal ship.

Also, that pet event wouldn't make sense if the tribute isn't an animal, unless that's a dom/sub thing...

Brainiac/Risky Boots OTP.

Won't make sense unless I add this event for context:

• (Player1) forces (Player2) to be (his/her1) pet.

I'll post the next update after this class, so just wait one more hour, peeps.

Here's the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon death events:

• As (he/she1) fades away, (Player1) says a touching farewell to (Player2) after preventing the bad future (he/she1) came from.
• After they stopped (Player1) from wrecking havoc in the past, (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) accept their fate as the bad future they're from is retconned.

If either of these happen in a canon season, use their respective themes to complete the impact.

edited 11th May '17 6:07:42 PM by TheGamechanger

The next part only has one death, so... double update time!

NIGHT THE FOURTH

• The marshmallows must've been too big for little Elastico.
• You know you're a horrible person when a ship doesn't like you.
• Oh noes, this horrible threesome has been jinxed by a peeping tom!
• Brainiac organises himself for his date with Risky Boots.
• Never let Diane cook for you, folks.
• This may actually be in-character for Sweet Bro.
• Sweet Polly Purebred gets kidnapped by Underdog.
• Sayaka the magical girl engages in animal abuse.
• Risky Boots stands Braniac up, perhaps.

DAY THE FIFTH

• Oh no, now Hedgehog Max is no longer fluffy!
• Leo skates around the coconut tree and knocks on it to get some coconuts down.
• Risky Boots has gone off her rocket.
• Group selfies and group hugs, yay.

THE CASUALTIES: Elastico

NIGHT THE FIFTH

• Risky Boots plans her own date - a deadly date.
• Renee decides it'd be entertaining to see Shantae think she's Renee's co-tribute.
• How dare Greg call Braniac ugly! He just shaved himself for a girl who stood him up for a date!
• The Black Pearl makes a wooden version of itself. Somehow.
• A dog gives a hedgehog sex ed. No, really.
• Sweet Bro ain't looking so sweet anymore.
• Steena's fans are very proud of her extraordinary feats.
• I knew it! Freddy Krueger has bad breath!

DAY THE SIXTH

• After it chopped all his fur off, Max the Hedgehog gets a crush on the Black Pearl and asks it out. Black Pearl doesn't do hedgehogs, however.
• Matroskin gets a kick out of trolling Polly.
• Is Underdog supposed to be a superhero in his source material? He's more like a supervillain in this season...
• Brainiac finally gets over Risky Boots and decides to go on an ice skating date with Renee.
• Diane teaches Steena how to reach Guang Hong Ji-levels of powerful.
• "Hello! I'm Sayaka Maizono! I'm the secondary protagonist and Love Interest of Dangan Ronpa! Or I was supposed to be, anyway..."
• Dayum, Solo.
• Oh noes, Jinx has an explosive! Now her jinxes will finally be lethal!

THE CASUALTIES: Leo de la Iglesia, Hedgehog Marley, Sayaka Miki, Greg Universe, Sweet Bro, Freddy Krueger and Shantae

Looks like that ship has just been sunk. (Rimshot)

And I hope Diane didn't start a forest fire trying to cook...

Shantae noooooo.

Noooo, hedgehog Marley and several other characters I liked!

Bird on bird pranking. Nice! Where's that gif of the (fake, just to clarify) bird in the chocolate? Oh, here it is◊!

Time for a pirate-y theme.

Battle Music

• Homestuck - Of Gods And Witches

sigh

I guess half-genie magic is no match for a good baseball bat at your side.

Well it seems that Underdog has had some serious Adaptational Villainy. Shouldn't have expected anything else.

Next update will be posted in a couple hours, peeps!

To pass the time I'm tempted to post the original save I sent here just so that you can see the noncanon events that happened besides the Pedobear incident.

Won't do it if you don't want me to, but at least I offered.

I'd rather you save it until after this season. I'll post the next update in about an hour from now - just real busy with school and such.

NIGHT THE SIXTH

• Junkrat is a narcissist.
• Jinx is screwed up, and so is Risky Boots. Brain Bleach please!
• Worldofdrakan is fed up with her own OC and blasts her away.
• Someone had love on the brain(iac). That would explain his defeat to a cat.
• Underdog continues to be the complete opposite of his canonical role and personality.
• The Black Pearl... shoots up into the sky and crashes into Goonie?

DAY THE SEVENTH

• Matroskin knocks Diane out.
• The blood pact got jinxed! Oh noes!
• Worldofdrakan is apparently very proud of having killed off her own character, and so she orders Polly to sing her praises.
• Underdog is still a dick, no surprise there!

THE CASUALTIES: Shaiamils, Brainiac, Sayaka Maizono and Goonie

Matroskin the Giant Slayer?

nooooooooooooooo! my precious birds. come on, swablu, you can clutch this!!!!!!!!!!

Since Shaiamils is a bird, I went for the food route. And the death picture I used for Worldofdrakan makes a lot of sense once you see it.

Battle Music

• KINGDOM HEARTS HD 2.5 ReMIX - He's a Pirate

edited 12th May '17 12:52:26 AM by TheGamechanger

I can only wonder how Brainiac lost to a cat, of all beings.

NIGHT THE SEVENTH

• Risky Boots and Hedgehog Max do the diddly again... but a few others join in this time.
• Meanwhile, Worldofdrakan really likes boats.
• Jinx regrets seeing the Risky Boots/Max thing.
• Underdog is still being a supervillain.
• Dayum Solo, you really like that weird yuri.

THE BLOODY FEAST

• Worldofdrakan does not like boats after all.
• Swablu has to sustain herself somehow.
• NASCAR is the Big Eater of the season!
• Matroskin is disgusted by Risky Boots' bedroom activities.
• Junkrat says farewell to Steena, the girl who took down an entire army.

DAY THE EIGHTH

• Jinx and Max get lucky this time.
• Matroskin probably does a poor job at painting nails.
• Worldofdrakan has now reached Steena levels of power!
• Aww, Polly is such a sweetie.

THE CASUALTIES: Tony Eisler, The Black Pearl, Risky Boots and Steena

Next update will probably be the finale, folks - stay tuned!

Since Mother's Day is coming up, I'm thinking that we should make the next season a themed season like last Valentine's, but with moms and mother figures. If people are okay with this, then that season will be our first One Gender season.

edited 12th May '17 2:58:12 AM by TroperNo9001