Hunger Games Simulator

Way to go, Star-Lord.

Lol, they looked like twins to me XD

So does that mean Dirk is one of Marley's sponsors?

Yeah.

Side note: I tried uploading the pics to Imgur as an alternative, but uploading them all at once caused them go be arranged out of order, and rearranging them was such a real pain.

I'm currently just saving all the links and images to my iPad for offline storage, since I won't be able to view or link to them during school. So hopefully postimg will behave so that you guys can see the images.

Since the fade to rainbow event is a drug-induced version of the fade to black event, this just confirmed that Pedobear did the naughty to someone already this season just after the Sayaka incident was rendered noncanon. Not to mention that two young girls were involved in the same event as well.

In short, it's the 1960's all over again if it was written by Invader Zim.

edited 11th May '17 12:37:02 AM by TheGamechanger

NIGHT THE FIRST

• Hella Jeff is a hella cat.
• Worldofdrakan should be charged for animal abuse!
• Banica tries to eat Marley, but the cute l'il hedgehog came prepared.
• Sigma, PJ and Guang Hong Ji get jinxed by the terrible movie they saw.
• Someone sends ship repair equipment for the Black Pearl.
• That's racist, Sayaka the idol singer!
• Sweet Polly Purebred is not sweet enough.
• Pedobear and Jeff the racecar driver (?) plot to kill Swablu, jealous about the Golden Raspberry Award she won in the Bloodbath, but they dun goofed.
• Another horrifying orgy!
• Yup, even princesses need to do their homework.
• Moto-Moto is so Yandere for Nana that even ships can't go near her!

DAY THE SECOND

• The Almighty Coin says that the dinosaurs shall not go extinct.
• Han Solo is a dog lover.
• I know your feels, Polly, it is pretty cringey when an SCP says they're sexy and you know it.
• Sibling reveal!
• Maybe you should murder someone if you wanna kick ass, Matroskin.
• Whoopsies! Sigma fails at rafting.
• Risky Boots and Hella Jeff partake in a hella rap battle.
• Banica slices open her stomach and happily eats her own intestines as she dies.
• That's a confusing self-demonstrating page if you ask me.
• Quang Hong Ji quickly abandons his ice skating dreams. Now he wants to be a kart racer!
• Greg and Sergey, once allies, fight to the death with Goonie and Renee as an audience. Looks like the Soul Gems are on Greg's side this time around.
• Jinx is actually nice for once.

THE CASUALTIES: Jeff Gordon, The Flying Dutchman, Sigma, Banica Conchita and Sergey Aksyonov

Oh great, an event that involves Sayaka and Pedobear. Maybe the noncanon No Yay is canon after all!

I bet's that's one Hella hashrap battle.

I imagine the self-demonstrating page looks like this:

"We have invaded TV Tropes. Please respect us, and we will not kill you."

Last update for awhile, folks - I'm gonna head off to bed real soon.

NIGHT THE SECOND

• Well, that's, uh, a rather apt description of that.
• Is pedophilia really a bad thing? Was Moto-Moto wrong to to destroy a ship for being kissed? Why are the Hunger Games so terrible? Pedobear and Nana discuss these pressing matters.
• Surprisingly, Swablu doesn't get killed despite being about the size of Diane's palm.
• Everyone must bow to our Lord and Saviour, Princess Sabrina.
• Bullet hell, yay!
• Shantae gives Sayaka the magical girl some Grief Seeds.
• Who would name their kid Junkrat? Elastico, apparently.
• Sayaka the idol singer may or may not sound better when singing drunkenly.
• Guang Hong Ji sets up a massively elaborate trap that somehow kills all of the Mongols.
• Han Solo goes missing.
• Underdog never gives up his duties, not even when asleep!
• Steena takes down the Shepherds all by herself.
• Perhaps Polly really is a sweetie after all!

DAY THE THIRD

• Brainiac decides to file a restraining order against Tony.
• I think the involvement of a ship and an alien is the least of this trippy orgy's problems...
• The Almighty Coin says that Steena has deemed herself worthy thanks to single-handedly killing all of the Shepherds.
• Ew, more beastiality!
• Sayaka the idol singer, what were you thinking!? You just touched an SCP's ass!
• Han Solo reappears and pwns NASCAR, but let's him live.
• Hella Jeff and the other judges reckon Sayaka the magical girl did a hella job at surfing.
• Moto-Moto thinks Birdosaurus is a freak of nature.
• Oh my, Worldofdrakan!
• Nana dies in a boring fashion.
• Remember, horror movie villains, you can fly! Even when you're falling off a cliff!

THE CASUALTIES: The Mongols, The Shepherds, Birdosaurus, Nana

Behold, the most useless combat training in the history of the Hunger Games!

Wait, that was in the update before this one. Dammit, I was late.

edited 11th May '17 4:34:39 AM by InfinityRyujin

Just when I posted, both of my tributes died. Welp, congrats Guang Hong Ji, you have managed to kill 250,000 people. A random guy killed a whole ARMY. Badass.

Steena... You just killed off (nearly) the entire cast of Fire Emblem Awakening using a single lightsaber. That would be a total of 40 or so people.

Pedobear does what— nope, not even making that joke.

And Sayaka Maizono must've stretched Elastico's glutes like putty.

Battle Music

• Pokémon X Lazy Town Remix - "We Are Number One But It's A Battle Theme" - by Mr E.Owl

All these Groin Attack events just inspired to come up with this:

• (Player1) tries to drive off (Player2) by kicking (him/her2) in the groin, but (he/she2) anticipated that by wearing a cup.

OH SNAP I JUST REALISED SABRINA'S THE GIRL FROM PRINCESS DEBUT

I had been thinking she looked familiar...

I used to play that game all the time when I was like 10.

Hey, that hedgehog was vicious! And in this world, it's kill or be killed! Also I'm glad Blue likes my codpiece.

This game is oddly self-aware about Shai. He would definitely play good cop over bad, he's a doctor in his planet's military so he probably knows enough to at least attempt bullet hell, and he has a great singing voice and would not be out of place in a barber shop quartet.

Maybe Elastico named the kid after Junkrat's real name: Jamison.

Blue Diamond is just intrigued by the level that humans have evolved since she was last at Earth.

Also, pretty sure Diane has it out for Renee since she killed Meliodas.

edited 11th May '17 12:13:04 PM by TacoBadger

I'm not sure whether to call Guang-Hong Badass Adorable or a Person of Mass Destruction.

edited 11th May '17 12:51:21 PM by Awesomewade

Came up with these events, which I'll put in the gag reel save.

• (Player1) discovers that (his/her1) pet (Player2) isn't feeling well. After going to the vet (he/she1) takes the vet's advice by tearfully putting (Player2) down. (Fatal)

• (Player1) is shocked about (Player2)'s plan, saying "Surely you can't be serious." (Player2) replies back, saying "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

EDIT: Considering making a death event that's based on the endings of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, specifically either the main ending in Explorers or the ending to Special Episode 5.

edited 11th May '17 3:07:16 PM by TheGamechanger

Is Psyche still asleep?

Here I am! I'm at school now, but I've got a few of the links and pics on hand. So, let's move forward!

NIGHT THE THIRD

• Hedgehog Max has a sword now. Can he out-cute psychos Renee?
• Why would anyone tell Pedobear about who they're scared of? Shouldn't you be, y'know, scared of Pedobear?
• I thought Steena was already at the highest power level, seeing as she killed the entire Fire Emblem cast in one sweep. Maybe she's reached Guang Hong Ji levels of powerful?
• It's kinda true though Hella Jeff, but I can imagine Sabrina was being a hella bitch about it.
• Did Renee just find hedgehog porn on that thing?
• Moto-Moto has an... interesting imagination.
• That threesome... egad!
• Freddy feels guilty for remembering he can fly.
• The threesome Elastico is witnessing, meanwhile... may not be so bad.
• Blue Diamond and NASCAR pull a prank on the now-confirmed most murderous tribute (or so he would be if the Mongols weren't counted as one tribute).
• Sayaka the magical girl gets jinxed.

DAY THE FOURTH

• I have no idea how a pirate ship is even able to go rock-climbing, but I do know for sure that Hella Jeff is hella dead.
• See kids, smoking is bad! Even hippos aren't safe from it!
• Risky Boots proves us with a questionable taste in guys as she accepts Braniac's proposal for a date.
• Hedgehog Marley gets back at Blue Diamond for screwing around poor Guang Hong Ji.
• A blood pact ensues. No Homestuck characters are involved.
• Another truly epic rap battle!
• Ding dong, the pedobear's dead! And two other tributes join him.
• Sayaka the idol singer is suddenly the Ultimate Cardiologist, it seems.
• Moar bullet hell!
• Shantae is a bitch.
• NASCAR doesn't wanna let cute little Swablu die.
• And finally, another baby. This one's named Han Solo.

THE CASUALTIES: Sabrina, Hella Jeff, Moto-Moto, Blue Diamond, Guang Hong Ji, Doc, Pedobear, PJ

So I participated in a threesome with Doc and killed him the very next day. Umm... And Sayaka definitely would have needed to leave. Get out of here!

edited 1st Jun '18 9:17:23 AM by worldofdrakan

I don't think I've killed anyone yet. I'm just saving my stuff for when I need it.

Currently working on a custom avatar in GIMP that combines Mystery Dungeon Team Skull with Sun and Moon Team Skull, so...

Battle Music

• Battle! Team Skull