Hunger Games Simulator

The problem with that is that the individualized death pictures would be wasted if we did that.

Doing screens now.

Then just post both a link and list.

That's what I do when I host.

Sent the save and screens.

And I received the save and screens. I will post Bloodbath & First Day in just a minute, but meanwhile, here's the reaping:

May the RNG be ever in your favor.

Isn't the Creepy French Pineapple L'ananas? I remember when Daydre sent him in around three times before.

Yes, I believe so.

Bloodbath:

• Voltaire proves he is not just a man of wits, by dodging an otherwise lethal attack.
• Road Runner does what he does best.
• Oggy and Shaw "win" Razzies.
• Poppypants and Skelly haggle a bit.
• Ed Sheeran plaigirizes Eminem.
• Mad Dog Mc Cree is now a Mad Dog Mc SCP.
• The Turbo Toilet overpowers and Lena and flushes her.
• Piston's incompetence directly leads to his explosive fate.
• Mermaid-Troll relations are strengthened when Irenes and Nepeta team up to kill a witch and a coyote.
• Handsome Jack beats Captain Underpants and Ajax to death with a chair, showing that this ain't no comic book movie.
• Sr Pelo upsets PETA.

Day 1:

• Oggy kills a sketchbook with kindness.
• The Psiioniic becomes the new Wile E. Coyote.
• Handsome Jack takes control of a military bunker, in a further attempt to make these games respectable.
• An unlikely hipster teaches an unlikely student.
• A toilet and a sink have a fight.
• X thinks that carving an "X" into a log is impressive, but an album holding a chainsaw is the more miraculous thing.
• Two villains share a drink.
• Maurice, in armor that's too big for him, goes climbing.
• BOS Knight watches some Three Dog.
• Joey does what the coyote could never do in his lifetime, and accidentally at that.
• Sharpie reluctantly becomes Frederick the Great's biggest fan.
• Greco saves Topper, while Natsu twirls his handlebar.
• An interesting, yet not quite OOC raiding team steals Voltaire's books.
• What does a bridge eat anyway?

Fallen Tributes: Lena, Piston, Abe no Kiyohime, Wile E. Coyote, Captain Underpants, Ajax, Pablo and his Entourage, Sketchbook, Road Runner

Nepeta why.

Why did you have to help kill one of my other tributes.

edited 30th Apr '17 11:55:09 AM by InfinityRyujin

Night 1:

• Staryu reaffirms that Pokémon are for Satan, only to be denied.
• Maurice continues to stock up, finding a weapon that suits him.
• Sharpie bullies the Creepy French Pineapple.
• Jack starts a mean streak, beginning with breaking the Turbo Toilet's legs. Non-fatally, though.
• Handsome Jack tries to recruit some allies for his army, including the injured Ruri, the newly teamed up Greco and Topper, a bridge and Roland. They end up getting him high.
• Morgan Freeman sets back Human-Mermaid relations, and Irenes takes a plummet.
• Nepeta leads a ragtag gang to beat the Monstars in basketball.
• The OTHER Turbo Toilet happens to be a Sheeran fanatic.
• The local badass philosopher replaces his molars with a bear trap. He will unknowingly start a trend.
• Felix, very hungry, wishes upon a shooting star.
• Ace shows himself to be the mature tribute.
• Natsu continues being an old timey villain, as his very stare strikes fear into Frederick the Great and his racing opponent, Sr Pelo.

Day 2:

• Ace tries to win the games non-violently, but fails.
• Voltaire, alone with his last book, sharpens his wit just as he sharpened his mouth.
• Funguy the hipster tries his hand at being a stripper for Jack, but the more violent cat cousin liked mushroom cake before it was cool.
• Nepeta, always the wild card, feels the butt of a toilet.
• Poopypants, apologizing for an earlier injuring, teaches Ruri about how she was born.
• Psiioniic doesn't need lips to kiss, as Joey finds out.
• The shooting star hasn't helped Felix out a bit, and his hunger turns him into a wendigo.
• Greco gives his leftover sandwiches to Moydodr.
• Oggy, proving himself to truly be the less threatening cat cousin, is coned like a dog.
• Despite the size difference and inanimation of the opponents, X brings down an entire bridge.
• Shaw nearly let's himself become villainous, but feels bad for the gunslinging SCP, and quickly revives him.
• BOS Knight, after sitting in his room all day watching Three Dog, hits on a picture of Sr Pelo, because the outside is too real.
• Handsome Jack, through with the sex and drugs that have made these games a joke, intensifies and goes on the hunt.
• Natsu takes a break from old times villainy, and gives Maurice something he's not stocked up: love.
• One of the Turbo Toilets dies in the most ironic way, thanks to Nepeta proving toilets have butts.
• Sharpie and Staryu were bullying and selling their souls respectively before it was cool.
• Morgan Freeman finds Handsome Jack's abandoned bunker, and clams it Fort Shawshank.

Fallen Tributes: Irenes, Funguy, The Bluewater Bridge, Turbo Toilet 2000 (Movie)

edited 30th Apr '17 4:18:37 PM by TacoBadger

The one thing about this season that I wanted to happen but didn't was Professor Poopypants being involved in the name-change event he inspired, so hopefully that'll change in the gag reel save. Speaking of the name-change event, I discovered that it was referring to Player1 as the one who got the name changed instead of Player2, so I fixed that.

Battle Music

• Land of Fans and Music (fan-made) - MegaloVaniaC

No Binding Of Isaac music for this season since I'm saving it for much more fitting tributes.

Knowing Moydodyr, he would be absolutely furious.

Since when were you into hacking, Ace?

Welp, there goes one of the bridges into the US.

AC: :33 < * ac says, "everybody get up it's time to slam meow, we got a real jam goin' down..." *

Night 2:

• Toon Link gets a humiliating kill.
• Roland Churchill chucks every slur he can at Ace, but Ace will keep his maturity till the day he dies.
• Durango Doug shows some surprising remorse.
• The remaining Turbo Toilet 2000 is into cockroaches.
• Sr Pelo and Mad Dog Mc SCP build their chemistry.
• BOS Knight continues to stay in his room, now playing with a Greco bobblehead.
• All these attempts at restoring respect and the theft of his bunker get to Handsome Jack, who cries himself to sleep.
• Recreating a meal he had earlier, Jack feeds Mushroom Cake to some of this seasons' villains, old-timey Natsu, over-stocked Maurice and denied Satanist Staryu.
• Nepeta avoids the badass philosopher, who's proving to be more bark than bite.
• The Psiioniic gets all Dumbo up in this.
• Scrawlings of a wendigo and the letter X doing the nasty coat the walls of Fort Shawshank.
• Dee Dee falls asleep on Shaw's shoulder, and Shaw, still struggling with true villainy, let's him sleep.
• Poopypants' explanation of sex has earned him a Razzie. (I personally though the presentation was informative, but I've heard it described as "untrue to the source material".)

Night 3:

• Skelly, aware now that he has fans, happily collects fruit.
• Voltaire, toting himself as the badass philosopher, is interrogated for false advertising. However, his interrogators are "Handsome" Jack and Frederick "the Great". He is let off with a warning.
• Nepeta practices her plumbing skills.
• Shaw further shows he's not the villain he thought, by keeping Topper's secret.
• BOS Knight finally leaves his room, and finds out that he has been in Fort Shawshank the whole time! Morgan Freeman treats his guest with the kindness of Jack Torrance.
• Oggy threatens to mimic his more violent cousin, by killing Petya. But, he doesn't have the stomach for it, and quickly revives the piglet.
• The Turbo Toilet continues hitting on pictures, this time, it's a wendigo.
• Greco continues to be a stand-up guy, by singing karaoke.
• Roland Churchill becomes the second SCP in this season, making him and Mad Dog half brothers? Maybe?
• Ace's hacking days have caught up to him. The Capitol sends goons to beat him half to death. The Creepy French Pineapple comes across Ace, but decides not to revive him.
• Maurice's gigantic armor, sledgehammer, mountain climber thighs and flowers from Natsu did not account for a simple banana peel and a weak neck.
• Joey somehow manages to kill one of the season's big killers, but his conscience leads him to make the worst decision of the game.
• Durango Doug's body is found with a mouth full of bloody water and tooth shrapnel.

Fallen Tributes: BOS Knight, Portgas D. Ace, Maurice, Durango Doug

edited 30th Apr '17 5:12:40 PM by TacoBadger

Ooh! This sounds fun. Do you all mind if I join in the next simulation, probably with my avatar?

Sure thing!

I didn't know Nepeta was into load gapers.

edited 30th Apr '17 7:11:40 PM by TroperNo9001

Either he caught him outside of his Powered Armor or Morgan Freeman must have crazy strength to kill BOS Knight with just a hatchet.

edited 30th Apr '17 5:52:05 PM by TheSilverShroud

I think Morgan hatcheted in his neck, between the body and helmet.

Already I can't wait for next season since I just thought up some Nightmare Fuel death events, one of which is inspired by season 5 of Samurai Jack. Speaking of which, I'm planning on making what Scaramouche said about someone's head shape into a custom event.

Battle Music

• Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Boss - Digga Leg

edited 30th Apr '17 6:40:55 PM by TheGamechanger

Isn't an ablution trap a bathtub? I thought toilets on Alternia were called load gapers.

oh my god did I really just say that? A Rare Sentence indeed

edited 30th Apr '17 7:10:10 PM by InfinityRyujin

Fixed. I really need to catch up on Homestuck.

Dang it, Ace...

And I'm guessing Morgan Freeman used Grognak's Axe on the Brotherhood of Steel Knight.

Question since I'm going to be new to this: When nominations are open, what is the difference between mains and reserves? (I'm already stockpiling avatars and death images as we speak.)

Thanks!

edited 30th Apr '17 7:27:53 PM by worldofdrakan

Mains are guaranteed to make it into a season, reserves are not.