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CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#12726: Mar 15th 2017 at 9:05:08 AM

I think Nikki performed a combo of Vigora/Grand Finale/Chill Out/Lime Light/Blue Whale.

(Even though Vigora is not an attack Element)

"Oh, did I win?"
SunGuyThe3rd Since: May, 2012
#12727: Mar 15th 2017 at 11:43:29 AM

Nobody seems to be asking themselves why Widowmaker got her nickname.

Mk_97 Someone from high rent cost city Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Someone
#12728: Mar 15th 2017 at 3:31:07 PM

!!!

NIGHT 3

  • [1]
    • Roblox Noob pleads ignorance, doesn't know the game mechanics allow for that.
    • From up there, Skullcrawlers can see everything.
  • [2]
    • A Gundam-sized blanket.
    • Smash 4 PC and/or PS1.
    • King Kong's still got it.
  • [3]
    • D'awwwwwww. No, wait, that's dangerous, that could break the pupper's skeleton. I guess it should be the other way around?
    • The season is getting to Arielle.
  • [4] - wow, another Widowmaker love event.

DAY 4

  • [5]
    • Hunger Games Simulator finds information they may or may not already know about.
    • I'm really torn about Sad Puppy. Why does Sad Puppy have to constantly subvert my expectations????
  • [6]
    • A Gundam-sized smartphone for a giant lizard.
    • Ruby hears before he sees him, and deduces that he's got King Kong in the trunk. Good call to run away, too.
    • Never played Jade Cocoon 2 so I got nothing for Nam. RIP.
  • [7]
    • Cure eats and assumes the identity of Gaston from this point forward.
    • I thought I told y'all NO GLOMPING
    • "And then I fired at him, and I missed. And then I fired again, and I actually hit him in the leg. I then asked if he was okay, but before he could say anything I hit him with the Buster Wolf. It wasn't a clean kill, but it was a kill nonetheless."

DEATHS: Nikki, Jirachi, Ayilu, Erisolsprite, Nam, Gaston, Gaelio

NEXT UPDATE IN 6 - 8 HOURS!

edited 15th Mar '17 3:31:25 PM by Mk_97

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#12729: Mar 15th 2017 at 3:40:17 PM

No one gets eaten by girls with wings like Gaston.

Also, the Simulator sure likes getting Widowmaker involved in shippy events almost as much as it likes making Reaper its bitch.

Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#12730: Mar 15th 2017 at 3:44:05 PM

Jesus, someone must have put a bounty out on Nam.

Meanwhile Cure has gone feral, apparently.

I need to update these things more often
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#12732: Mar 15th 2017 at 3:53:18 PM

Erisolsprite, you fucking idiot...

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#12733: Mar 15th 2017 at 4:16:27 PM

That pupper though...

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
DatLonerGirl Gimme your desire... from a top secret place Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Gimme your desire...
#12734: Mar 15th 2017 at 5:10:37 PM

Red had better go on a roaring rampage of revenge.

Writer, or something. Push the button, if you dare. 🖲️
Mk_97 Someone from high rent cost city Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Someone
#12735: Mar 15th 2017 at 10:45:51 PM

Nightly Pacific Time update.

NIGHT 4

  • [1]
    • Widowmaker spies HGS' browsing history through her scope. It's enough to give her pause.
    • No one wins minigames like Cure-ston.
  • [2]
    • A rocket jumping kaiju?! Good thing Ruby still knows how to quickscope with that scythe!
    • Skinny Jasper probably found one of those planes somewhere to gun the two down. Sonic's the harder target; how Skinny Jasper pulled this off is anyone's guess.

DAY 5

  • [3]
    • Two of the season's most dangerous contenders engage in a sing-off.
    • Narancia offs Wishy-Washy and his literal genie stand.
  • [4]
    • So Kira was the Gundam this entire time!
    • Sad Puppy is sad, so he revives Viper. Totally don't see an ulterior motive to this, nope, no way.
    • Widowmaker and Ruby try to quickscope each other. It's a draw.
  • [5]
    • Hang on Roblox Noob, the simulation's searching for/automatically generating some.
    • Nope. Roaring rampage of revenge denied.

DEATHS: Skullcrawler, King Kong, Sonic, Wishy-Washy, Red

NEXT UPDATE TOMORROW AFTERNOON, PACIFIC TIME!

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#12736: Mar 15th 2017 at 10:53:43 PM

Guess Lightning was really pissed at Red for interrupting her, um... me time.

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#12738: Mar 15th 2017 at 11:46:53 PM

Oh man, a defective Gem killed off a fusion by herself!

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
DatLonerGirl Gimme your desire... from a top secret place Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Gimme your desire...
#12740: Mar 16th 2017 at 6:51:01 AM

ARGH!

Writer, or something. Push the button, if you dare. 🖲️
CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#12741: Mar 16th 2017 at 10:35:42 AM

Viper: Thank you for that Revive element, Poshul... wait, you're not Poshul. Sad puppy: (Gives Viper a confused look) *Internally*    Hope you didn't use your Flag Bearer Level 7 tech yet, that will make you more deadly and it would be less work for me.   

edited 16th Mar '17 10:36:37 AM by CosmosAndChaos

"Oh, did I win?"
Mk_97 Someone from high rent cost city Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Someone
#12742: Mar 16th 2017 at 6:24:16 PM

More and more tributes getting offed- time to speed this up.

NIGHT 5:

  • [1]
    • "Yang, wherever you are, HYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLP"
    • Oh great, now we gotta start the whole season over. Thanks a lot, Viper.
    • Roblox Noob once again becomes a not-noob.
  • [2]
    • Yet another Widowmaker love event.
    • Yes, if you're wondering, the noodles are Gundam sized.
    • Sad Puppy longs for the time when he was not sad, when he had a place to call home- a warm bed, chew toys, lovable owners... but those days are gone now.

DAY 6

  • [3]
    • Roblox Noob engages in a griefing session.
    • In the meadow, we can build a snowman / Wrap him up with yellow caution tape...
  • [4]
    • If you thought I was gonna say "Gundam-sized spear," nope, it's human-sized this time around.
    • Widowmaker misses for the last time.
    • Can Arielle naturally cloak, though?

DEATHS: Widowmaker

NIGHT 6

  • [5]
    • So many animals bring down Gundam-sized Kira and the entire Hunger Games Simulator. So many animals. Hundreds, thousands, marching in unusual patterns not unlike DANMAKU BULLETS.
    • Sad Puppy stop being so evil
    • A humbling experience for the Roblox Noob.

THE FEAST

  • [6]
    • Nooooooooooooooo! Sad Puppy is dead. Despite your inner conflict I was rooting for you.
      • Narancia gets blasted, and dangerous fairy Arielle's tale ends.
    • Aimless Renegade aims for once.
    • Damnit, not you too, Roblox Noob. You were my second pick.
  • [7]
    • I'm not even gonna comment after what you did to Gaston.
    • Red like roses fills my dreams and brings me to the place you rest...

DAY 7

  • [8]
    • Lightning, emboldened, sets out to dissect the dead corpse of the Hunger Games Simulator. Except... it disappears when she approaches it! What trickery is this?!
    • For those wondering, the codpiece is on the Gundam.

DEATHS: Kira Yamato, Hunger Games Simulator, Narancia, Arielle, Sad Puppy, Viper, Roblox Noob, Ruby

THE FINAL UPDATE WILL BE IN 16 - 19 HOURS!

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#12743: Mar 16th 2017 at 6:44:27 PM

Go Skinny! For Carnelian and the Famethyst!

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
SailorTardis Reject Fairy Princess from The Selenitic Age Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Reject Fairy Princess
#12744: Mar 16th 2017 at 7:12:58 PM

Well Arielle did way better than I thought she would!

Illuminate!
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#12745: Mar 16th 2017 at 7:20:00 PM

How the heck is Skinny Jasper proving to be more of a threat than regular, buff Jasper? Guess Muscles Are Meaningless.

edited 16th Mar '17 7:22:46 PM by IchigoMontoya

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#12746: Mar 16th 2017 at 7:24:45 PM

[up]Well, "Our" Jasper was poofed by Peridot by taking the blunt end of a metal pole to her chest, but that was because she was corrupted after fusing with a corrupted Gem.

edited 16th Mar '17 7:25:06 PM by TroperNo9001

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#12747: Mar 16th 2017 at 7:48:20 PM

So Cure is a vegan, yet she ate Gaston earlier.

I guess Gaston was made of plant matter all along.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#12748: Mar 16th 2017 at 8:52:42 PM

Explains his intelligence.

↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#12749: Mar 16th 2017 at 9:30:39 PM

Also, she apparently kept Gaston's memories and had flashbacks to his past outings, since she's a new arrival here.

I need to update these things more often

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