Hunger Games Simulator

We usually send in two tributes at a time. Do you want to submit another?

Okie dokie here we go.

SEASON MARIO 128 - THE LONG LOST GAME DEMO RESURFACES

THE REAPING: [1]◊

• 48 tributes! 1 winner! Get ready! SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
• Note: I accidentally set Nikki as female when he is actually male, and only realized this after starting the simulation. Sorry about that.

• [2]◊
  • Run, puppy, run! Run from the wolves! RUN!
  • He's gonna need ten sledgehammers.
  • "I fired my grappling hook at his mace, and I took it. I didn't miss that time. But I fired at him again, and I missed."
• [3]◊
  • And now, the sequel to Bambi Meets Godzilla, Mario Meets Godzilla.
  • Nooooo! Anonymous Sponsor! You were the only anonymous sponsor we ever had aaaaaaaaaa
  • Norris dies horribly.
  • No one will show you the greatest nightmare like Gaston.
• [4]◊
• [5]◊ - you had the Predator on your team, it wasn't a fair fight.
• [6]◊
  • Ruby super speeds away from the cornucopia.
  • Meanwhile, Reaper does his floaty ethereal wispy black smoke walk away from the cornucopia.
• [7]◊
  • It was Aimless Renegade that was piloting the Gundam this time. Not a fair fight either.
  • Gotta jet, got lives to save. Sonic - he is the fastest combat medic aliiiIIIiiiiiiiive
• [8]◊

DAY 1

• [9]◊
  • Sad times abound.
  • Can Gundams get wedgies?
  • Wait a minute... this playlist is fulla Etrian Odyssey tracks!
• [10]◊
  • Fifty years have passed since RWBY Season 4. Season 5 Ruby has become a disillusioned warrior who has to do desperate things to survive.
  • KING KONG VS GODZILLA!!!! HYPE
  • Noctis now takes up the mantle of South Bend Shovel Slayer.
• [11]◊
  • Advanced CQC? Their stances and moves... such training can only be done by... FAIRY GOD PARENTS
  • Robo battles, but not really.
  • Protag shoots protag, then falls to the dark side of the Force.
• [12]◊

DEATHS: Mario, Anonymous Sponsor, Norris, Sese, Kevin, Navy, Guile, Reaper, South Bend Shovel Slayer, Warmech, Lexi

Next update on Tuesday afternoon, Pacific Daylight Savings Time.

Damn, I was hoping Anonymous Sponsor would either receive items from an anonymous sponsor, or give stuff to other tributes.

My reserves made it in and all of my tributes are still alive! This is the next best thing to a Godzilla/Pacific Rim crossover!

Taking a break from Etrian Odyssey songs for now.

Battle Music:

• Homestuck - Of Gods And Witches

No one starts a new trendy dance craze like Gaston!

Whoa, my reserves got in. It's a MoThErFuCkIn' MiRaClE, man.

At the same time, I think that, because of that, my chances of winning are even lower than they usually are.

The Simulator sure does love making Reaper its bitch, doesn't it? How Ruby managed to kill him, though, beats me. And when were you into cannibalism, Widowmaker?

Also, I like to imagine that Noctis obtained South Bend Shovel Slayer's, well, shovel as a new weapon. That, and I'm wondering if he learned the Anonymous Sponsor's identity after cutting him down. Spoiler alert: it was actually Ardyn in a question mark mask, hence why Noct targeted him at the Bloodbath.

Sad puppy must overcome his sadness to succeed!

None of my reserves got in, and both Kevin and Old Man Marley died in the first day. At least, I can still watch the return of King Kong.

Wow. Mario not only died in the bloodbath, but was the very first death of the game.

Dammit Lexi, I at least expected you to survive a little bit longer!

The next update is here!

NIGHT 1

• [1]◊
  • OUTATIME
  • Ruby's hair grew long. She's going for the classic look this time around.
  • Part 5 never
  • Not sure if RL dogs are capable of doing that... though I could be sorely mistaken. I hope I am. It's good to self-reflect now and then.
• [2]◊
  • Careful, Brantsteele simulator. Glomping is not good etiquette in general.
  • Godzilla is destroyed from within. There's gotta be a metaphor for nuclear weapons failure in there somehow.
  • Aaaaaaaaaand King Kong doesn't deliver, apparently. So much for that Godzilla vs. King Kong fight. :|
  • Oh my. These robo battles are getting waaaaaaay out of hand.
  • While in pursuit of cannibal Shia LaBeouf, Sectopod gets stuck in a bear trap.
• [3]◊
  • Noctis only found out 'cause Prompto was there taking his selfies and somehow caught them in the background.
  • Further reading: "What is a viper's diet?"
• [4]◊
  • Gaston makes doujins, too. Don't ask me what I think about them please k thx.
  • Wipe that smile offa his face.
  • Sonic's still playing the combat medic role.
  • Narancia's got the carbon dioxide radar, though. Your cover's going to be useless soon enough.
  • In a shocking twist, Jirachi is the one that gets caught by the Master Ball!
• [5]◊
  • Wow, Arielle really was the best choice to train you folks!
  • RIP Jasper. Unlucky and tragic.

DAY 2

• [6]◊
  • Yeah, but can the Hunger Games Simulator see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
  • Also known as the Magikarp splash.
  • Would you give Mipha a hug?
• [7]◊
  • King Kong steals the harpoons before anyone can harpoon him.
  • Maybe Sad Puppy's sadness is an act and that Lightning was right to run away out of fear of getting backstabbed? Awwww but puppies couldn't possibly be evil enough to do that! But then again I did ask if dogs were capable of self-reflection, potentially leading to sentience and... well, okay, I don't know much research into it, let's just talk about this another time.
• [8]◊
  • And just like that, the South Bend Shovel Slayer is no more.
  • Gaston so strong he broke the fourth wall!
  • Arielle still dangerous.
• [9]◊ - paying a large sum of money to take out someone else, I see.

DEATHS: Mc Ginnis, Godzilla, Gypsy Danger, Predator, Our Jasper, South Bend Shovel Slayer!Noctis

NEXT UPDATE IN 7 - 9 HOURS!!!

edited 14th Mar '17 2:10:51 PM by Mk_97

Fitting that my secondary team died on the second update.

Battle Music:

• Homestuck - Black Rose / Green Sun

Well, Noct, at least you managed to gain an awesome shovel for a weapon, even if you didn't get to use it.

Also, no one draws crude erotic fanart and breaks the fourth of wall like Gaston.

It only makes sense someone would have this kind of dream about Nikki, given he has a lot of fangirls in-universe.

Jasper: I wish for victory!

Wishy-washy: (grants the wish, but Jasper didn't specify who wanted victory, resulting in her death)

Godzilla actually glimpsed the Nuclear Chaos, which was enough to make his head burst.

I think Godzilla simply exploded due to Awesomeness Is Volatile applying to himself. In other words, he was so awesome he exploded.

For the St. Patrick's season, should we do a separate save like we did for the Troper Games and put in several St. Patrick's Day events specifically for that season, including an Arena event?

Wow, Arielle killed the predator!

Didn't see that one coming!

grounded grounded grounded

Also, I honestly don't care too much about how we go about doing the St. Patrick's Day season. If you wanna give it its own save, then I'm all for it.

A few pics in the sim have links broken; apologies for the inconvenience.

NIGHT 2

• [1]◊
  • Roblox Noob is no longer a noob.
  • ,A Gundam sized sledgehammer! Whoops!
• [2]◊
  • Elfin throws the beach at King Kong, or at least a million little bullets his way, each bullet representing a single grain of sand.
  • Scenes From A Hat: If Issac Asimov Wrote Gundam Fanfiction
  • Ouch. Arielle frees herself, but she still has to deal with cannibal Shia LaBeouf!
  • Viper tries to copy Gaston, but it doesn't work out.
• [3]◊
  • Look, even if you're Sonic, just don't glomp at the speed of sound.
  • I knew it. Sad Puppy was a mad scientist bent on world domination underneath that facade. Well, then again, puppies are still adorable, and I can't help but feel sorry for Sad Puppy anyways because he's a puppy. Clearly I am biased for this pupper to win.

DAY 3

• [4]◊
  • Armed with his Zweihander, Gaston gives the most glorious haircut.
  • Recommended listening: I don't know I've never really looked into Gundam OSTs
  • Wow, wait, Sad Puppy isn't a one-dimensional character after all! A humanizing... er, dog-izing aspect to this villain, this masquerade. Or maybe the puppy's telling Narancia what he wants to hear. Wow I am really overthinking this tribute.
• [5]◊
  • Sonic accidentally kills Wishy-Washy. He screams towards the sky, then runs across the Earth multiple times, thus reversing time to before the kill so that Wishy-Washy can live again- all the while ignoring the golden opportunity to escape the arena.
  • DISTRICT BETRAYAL!!!
  • Widowmaker is showing up in a lot of these love-related events, haven't you noticed?
• [6]◊
  • Dodge rolling in a Gundam? You'll squash him!
  • I've never played Chrono Cross, so I'm thinking liberal use of GrandFinale there.
  • The simulator comes to life and hacks the laws of physics to save AR from drowning.
• [7]◊
  • Jirachi replaces Ann as King Kong's companion.
  • Sectopod dies from rust and disrepair.

DEATHS: Mipha, Formaggio, Sectopod

NEXT UPDATE ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, PACIFIC DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

Battle Music

• Homestuck - Orchid Horror

Narancia's expression here is very appropriate. The sad pupper might actually be a therapy pet.

I am invested in sad puppy's quest.

No one gives haircuts with giant swords like Gaston.

And I think a good title for this season would be The Dog Was the Mastermind.