Hunger Games Simulator

Out of Character note: Since I'm trying to portray Cthulhu as an English gentleman, let me know if I get any of the British phrases wrong.

Gentleman Cthulhu:   Welcome, ladies and gentleman, to the 1st Villain Tournament of the Hunger Games Simulation! I'm your host, Cthulhu, so chocks away!   

   Here's some smashing Battle Music:   

• Bowser's Rage/King of the Koopas

   THE REAPING [1]   

   THE BLOODBATH [2]   

•    My word! Never expected those two scoundrels to receive invitations to a kerfuffle game!   
•    Oh shite, seems like that rapscallion has lived up to his first name...   
•    Crikey! Who would've thought that monster was capable of compassion?   
•    What a glorious battle to the death! Poor Scar now has a literal Sacrificial Lion...   
•    What a turn of events! A Queen has dethroned a King!   
•    More hooligans join that kerfuffle game, and one of them has already appeared in a different kerfuffle game!   

   DAY ONE [3]   

•    Oh for goodness sake, Scar! Nobody is impressed with your nads!   
•    Ah, a rock band of evil with the wailing of souls as background music! How lovely!   
•    He's a rather effeminate character so it wouldn't surprise me if he was a lass.   
•    Ah that's cute, some girl is naive enough to think she's on my level!   
•    Well done Mr. Sabertha! That's the kind of behavior worthy of my followers!   
•    Seems like Jason's going back to his mother.   

   FALLEN TRIBUTES [4]   

edited 24th Jan '17 2:21:28 PM by TheGamechanger

There go my hopes of seeing Scar and Zira interact, since they never did in canon.

May the best villain win!

edited 24th Jan '17 12:03:01 AM by TroperNo9001

Looks like Chrysalis is off to a good start, and Sombra... Since when have you taken up writing DBZ slash fiction? Also, I see it didn't take Jinx long to get Worfed.

Last one before I go to bed.

Gentleman Cthulhu:   Let's go on with the madness, shall we?   

   Some more smashing Battle Music:   

• Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3 Music - High and Scream (Save The World)

   NIGHT ONE [1]   

•    Oh dear, I don't think sleeping next to that chap will end well...   
•    That ravishing snake lass gets some attention.   
•    This Grant character decides that someone wasn't worth jack.   
•    Oh blimey, I wish I could've participated in that orgy, but President Snow wouldn't let me have my way with my tentacles. From what I know of mortals this is what you'd call "No Yay"? Well then I do have a bottle of Brain Bleach if you need it:   

   DAY TWO [2]   

•    Oh biscuits! Didn't expect him of all people to show sympathy...   
•    Well what do we have here? A new dance that combines killing innocent lives with flowing movements? Let me have a go at it!   
•    Two nefarious creatures square off at each other.   
•    Oh my, I didn't know he was actually wearing anything!   
•    I don't think President Haltmann is ever going to forgot that scene...   
•    Ohohoho! Seems like Cell is actually powerful enough to keep that claim if he lives long enough to engage me in battle! We'll see old chap, we'll see.   

   FALLEN TRIBUTES [3]   

edited 24th Jan '17 2:24:03 PM by TheGamechanger

CD-i Ganon DIEd.

Chryssi's starting a new hive, while Scar's doing some meticulous planning. So far so good... (Rubs her hands evilly)

Huh... I never knew Junkrat was one for potions. Unless, of course, he happens to be Dr. Junkenstein ATM.

For now, it seems like Treize is off to a good start. As for Durandal, I believe he's planning something big very soon...

Excellent... everything is going according to the scenario...

Really, Dark Bloom? Your'e a fairy! You have wings!

But still, at least Astronama's alive.

Offensive remarks all around from Tsurubami, I see.

Well, Dominator went out in the least dignified way imaginable and Krishna fell victim to Viewer Gender Confusion before he got offed. Guess I'll have better luck in the next games...

Man, Lord Tedd keeps getting screwed over.

Yes Deep Sea King found his Killer Queen. I ship it.

I can't read this, Imgurs doesn't work at my school.

Gentleman Cthulhu:   And now we're back to our regularly scheduled programming. Now where's some tea and crumpets...   

   More smashing Battle Music:   

• Dragon Ball Z Budokai 1 Epic Rock Remix - Challengers - by Friedrich Habetler Music

   NIGHT TWO [1]   

•    Ohohohoho! Good show, Dick, kill them all!   
•    She's quite the snake, isn't she?   
•    That blighter Freddy is quite the pervert, if I do say so myself!   

   DAY THREE [2]   

•    Goodness gracious me, their singing is absolutely horrendous!   
•    For shame, Scar, for shame!   
•    Yes! Another murderous dance craze!   

   FALLEN TRIBUTES [3]   

edited 24th Jan '17 2:26:12 PM by TheGamechanger

Oh man, the hyenas must be laughing hysterically by now...

Can someone tell me what happened this entire game? Imgur won't work for me and this method of narration is incredibly vague.

Oh my GOD, would it kill the simulator to stop offing my tributes so early on?

Incredible! Freeza drank himself to death after the news that Ginyu Force was dealt with in one attack! What a pathetic joke he really was. I can assure you I can bring you more entertainment, my dear viewers.

Really, Junkrat? Are you intentionally getting yourself killed off early just to spite me at this point?

Who are your tributes? I can tell you what happened to them.

Also, screw you Dick Dastardly!

X 5 both Erebus and Dark Yabu are alive still, Yabu's taken out three tributes so far.

I'll check to see if I can upload the screens to postimg in a timely fashion.

Edit: Okay, that was actually easier than dealing with imgur. Noted.

recap so far for those who can't access imgur: reaping

bloodbath

day 1

night 1

day 2

night 2

day 3

Will send the other album over to gamechanger. Sorry about that!

edited 24th Jan '17 9:37:52 AM by Cabe_Bedlam

Given his source show, I'd be surprised if Dick Dastardly actually wins this game. That said, holy hell that's cold!

edited 24th Jan '17 10:36:30 AM by GrafVonTirol

On reflection I should have added Yoshikage Kira as opposed Killer Queen.

Since I'll be very busy for the next 3 to 4 days, just to be sure, I'll just nominate my picks for next season, if no one minds.

Team Best Friends:Kira Yamato◊ and Athrun Zala◊

Reserves:Sergei Smirnov◊ and Graham Aker◊

Also, the scenario is back on track...