Hunger Games Simulator

Sugar Land seems to have it in for Flowey. I can't remember how it went, but somehow I have the feeling that it does not end well

El Paso: Maybe the powers of Satan will help me survive.

edited 5th Jan '17 3:41:42 PM by DatLonerGirl

Looks like Lemmy Killmeister's death event needs fixing. "(He/she1)"

Also, Maximillian. I guess it's only fair, given how many tributes I have ended up misnaming.

I wonder who would last longer, God or Satan?

After all, the basic story of the biblical apocalypse is God defeating Satan once and for all.

Is Mulan trying to build the Great Wall of China around her camp?

Also, poor Fear. He was right about the many horrible ways to die here.

Omega Flowey:    Don't worry. This is all just a bad dream. And you're never waking up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!   

Oh hey, my reserves made it in!

And then one of them immediately dies. Dang it, Foxy. Well, at least this Foxy wasn't a robot, or else that would've been even more ridiculous. Also, poor Crowbard.

Navy and Pyukumuku come to a compromise and watch Steven Universe: Adventures In Alola.

Haha! Imagine if Stitch came in...

I can't see the Reaping and the Bloodbath.

EDIT: Nevermind, now I can.

edited 5th Jan '17 6:21:23 PM by CosmosAndChaos

Or Tamatoa.

edited 5th Jan '17 5:25:01 PM by TheGamechanger

Okay, I'm getting some rest, so this will be a double upload.

Night 2[1]

Female Saiyan is making some awful alliances.

That selfie is literally just children and animals.

Monica assumes the Predator has a new trophy.

The inclusion of Crowbard and Octodad ruin the whole romance thing.

Photoshop Flowey finally runs out of SOULS.

No one skis like Gaston!

I can see that musical happening in real life.

Undodog is now an all-powerful demon slayer.

Meanwhile, God gets some more followers.

Flint finally forces the gluttons out with a kick to the doughnuts.

Day 3[2]

Joseph is making some powerful friendships.

Deadpool breaks the inner 4th wall of the games to meet his creator.

Pyukumuku is happy to slam a Saiyan down to oblivion.

No one torments chibi OC's like Gaston.

Crowbird is starting to recover from his possession, but a friendly boost of toxins rile a horde.

Widowmaker gets support.

How does a shrike give a noogie?

Toucannon writes some Japanese-style tentacle shipping.

I love how Predator was the one who retreated.

Deaths:[3]

Night 3[4]

Vanellope has a slumber party.

The games finally got to 76.

I can imagine Joseph with red hair.

Flowey finds a new friend.

Crowbard is the largest woobie in these games, just let him die!

Deadpool is used to people joking about him, so he refuses slicing them up.

Maximillian is now scarred. Thanks Flynn!

No one cheers people up like Gaston!

Octodad is way too popular in these ships.

Predator falls to the one thing he cannot hunt.

Yuri is a lot stronger than we thought he was.

Mulan finally takes down the legendary duo of a gem and a Pokémon.

Toucannon is so pissed it takes it out at his own tribute!

Day 4[5]

Joseph is everyone's sibling.

Octodad just loves construction.

Yuri just keeps doing the impossible.

Widowmaker snipes a city and a flower.

Crowbard loses to another bird.

Rohan brings the shrike down.

Lemmy is cornered and slaughtered, but he got his attackers!

God starts throwing things at people.

Flynn has a terrible choice in friends.

Mulan builds another wall.

I refuse to make another Gaston joke.

Deaths:[6]

Same way it stays in the air; through sheer force of anger alone.

Dear Diary, today the sun is shining with it's glorious incandescence. Some days, I wish I had made different choices, but then I remember that I got a goddamn dragon out of it.

Peacock Tentacle Porn...

No.

...Oh, for fuck's sake. You just reminded me why I don't nominate you more often, Flowey.

And of course Soldier: 76 would need a freaking drink.

Since Satan died first and not by God's hands, I guess this mean that God will take out his divine judgement on the rest of us. Cue the end of the world.

Battle Music:

• Battle! Aether Foundation [1]

Why did you keep bothering Flowey, Sugar Land? Now you're dead.

El Paso: I'm not a kid, I'm over 300 years old, thank you very much. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to try and sacrifice another person to the devil. Huh? He's dead? Oh crap!

Again with the walls, Mulan?

Now it's official, Undodog's sole weakness is silence and explosives, he killed Satan.

Also, woah at Yuri Lowell breaking God's legs.

(I'm not bothered by this event, though. Even though I do believe in God)

Gaston almost died an in-character death.

And Flint doesn't want those gluttons touching his FLDSMDFR.

Also, Octodad in two tentacle hentai fics?! (Vomits)

Okay, now I'm really starting to think Amethyst and Popplio were beginner's luck.

At least Navy and Pyukumuku got to kill a Saiyan.

Yep, welcome to the simulator, where hopes of ever getting another top placement go to die.

Oh for fucks sake, Fem Saiyan, you can FLY.

Well then, I'm awake, so let's keep going!

Night 4[1]

Joseph finally overdoes his welcome with his friends by making jokes about maiming Pokémon.

Lusamine tries to take down a merc, but he breaks the 4th wall to demonish them both.

No one defies type weaknesses like Gaston!

Why doesn't he just burn the net?

Crowbard is now losing whatever sanity he had left. What is it with Octodad?

Rohan is mocked by the Disney princess and daughter of a chief about his past failures in the games, but he simply walks away.

That is an insanely ironic death.

Munchlax evolves.

Day 5[2]

Soldier 76 finds a survival partner.

I love how Octodad is the most romantic tribute.

God takes down El Paso to rid the world of Satan's followers.

An actually normal tea party for once.

Dragon romance.

Mulan chooses a more futuristic weapon choice this time.

Rohan takes his rage out on another pair of tributes.

There's a leek in Flint's boat!

Deaths:[3]

edited 6th Jan '17 5:56:45 AM by Awesomewade

I know Colin engages in a lot of Ho Yay, but with these? :/

Sorry to be a pedant again, but it's Flint, and Moana's the chief's daughter.

Also, Octodad must've been influenced by that reverse preg fic... (shudders)

Oh no...