Hunger Games Simulator

I bet Indonesiaball wins. Or Maou. Or Pin.

Eh. Maybe people will start coming after the game starts.

BLOODBATH

How nice of the simulator to put all the multi-tribute events at the top. Two teams of winners already working together. Meanwhile Chloe decides she won't go down easy this time.◊

Some equips but for the most part a whole lotta nothin'.◊

Now Chloe has a supply advantage. She can cook herself some mutton for dinner and wash it down with a glass of melted-down ice water. I think her encounter with Art is going to drive her crazy some time later.

Nice of the A.R.S. to work with his former opponent, though. Or rather, an entire country. Though I understand Indonesia is quite a hot country, so why would they need radiators? :V

As a bonus, a German penguin.

Though I'm worried: how the fuck did Sub-Zero lose?

So, we had two deaths in the bloodbath, neither of which were that of Torchwick.

On another note, I once ran a 48-tribute game for fun, and got an arena event right after the bloodbath (which, oddly enough, had no deaths) that killed 26 tributes.

I just wanna hug whoever chose to use Brandon Turner's version of Edd for the pic.

Chloe isn't fucking around this time, clearly.

I participated in a game run on 4chan once in which everyone survived the Bloodbath, and then an event killed off 3/4 of the cast. Fun stuff.

I just picked the first one that caught my eye on Google Images.

edited 5th Jun '16 2:08:14 PM by Sedmikrasky

How did Sub-Zero lose? Simple...

Remember Tzeentch? Remember how he recruited a load of tributes to his cult and all of them died except Dawn B.? When Tzeentch's physical form was destroyed, Dawn inherited a fraction of his power. Chloe killed Dawn. Chloe now has Tzeentch's power. With this, she performed a fatality on Sub-Zero with ease. Better keep an eye on her, or whoever manages to kill her...

edited 5th Jun '16 2:14:16 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

I bet this game will destroy my expectations.

To be fair, Sub-Zero hasn't really faced guns before.

Kurtis Stryker would like to have a word with you.

@Stalkeyes: Simple reminder: who killed Tzeentch? Dr. Fossil. By this logic, he should have inherited it too, except he's an obvious Nurglite. Some questions for you that I want you to answer:

1. If Slaanesh is dead, then what happened to X-6?

2. Did Moltar and Thaddeus end up inheriting Fossy's power after drowning him?

I'm going to say that only followers of Tzeentch could have absorbed it because they're the only ones who know of the proper rituals and connections, et cetera.

I don't even know what was going on with Slaanesh and X6.

edited 5th Jun '16 2:16:26 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

DAY 1

Moltar and Alex add more people to their team. Maou-Sama and Raiden partner up in retaliation. Edd helps A.R.S sell some radiators, and Blastoise can tell Chloe isn't fucking around.◊

Ravio can feel Segata Sanshiro is too dangerous and dispatches him quickly. Haruhi is not happy having to participate in two games in a row.◊

edited 5th Jun '16 2:20:52 PM by Sedmikrasky

I'm aware. However, I have already noted that Dr. Fossil would most likely be a worshipper of Nurgle. Also, going by your post, it means that Chloe, who did not worship Tzeentch, should not have absorbed Tzeentch's power; instead, Dawn should have ascended to godhood, replacing Tzeentch as the God of Change.

Explanation: X-6 fell into Slaanesh's trap. However, Slaanesh is dead by the end of the game.

Indonesia is a filthy thief, Pin is cold-blooded, and that ahegao...

Oh God.

edited 5th Jun '16 2:20:37 PM by arcada188

Woah! Beware the Silly Ones, indeed! A FUCKING MAN IN A RABBIT SUIT KILLED SEGATA SANSHIRO!

I'm waiting for Maou to become Rise's pimp.

Well, I did say a fraction of power. And she obviously didn't know how to control it properly, so Chloe could just snatch it right up. But let's forget about this for now. Point is, Chloe's going to do something big.

I notice that Alex excels at getting parties together. Pizza parties, I'm guessing. But I have a bad feeling that the A.R.S. actually succeeding with his radiator business is going to bite him. He only won Season Five because he went postal, after all. :V

edited 5th Jun '16 2:23:54 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

@Greg: And an elderly psychopathic pterosaur scientist killed the Chaos God of Change. So what?

@Sed: Absolutely.

@Stalkeyes: Likewise, I expect Pin to do something really big.

edited 5th Jun '16 2:25:41 PM by arcada188

@Arcada You're kinda right. Let's just add this to a list of things that establish weird characters as badass forces of nature.

Which is scarily long.

Holy crap. I didn't expect Chloe to be so...aggressive. Killing Sub-Zero was no small feat, too.

More surprising is how Segata dies so quickly, however.

He's not dead. He just still lives on in our hearts, but he's still out.

edited 5th Jun '16 2:27:44 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Maybe she's mad her girlfriend's in this game and so she's being super aggressive to protect her.

I suspect that Chloe will be the Big Bad of the Season, Pin will do something big, and (optional) Maou will lose his position of the President of the Capitol.

I bet Torchwick is waiting for a good time to strike. He hasn't done anything interesting yet...