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DatLonerGirl Gimme your desire... from a top secret place Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
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#9351: Dec 7th 2016 at 7:18:37 PM

*Comes back as a ghost* Boy, that was a long spear. This is what happens when the fourth wall goes missing. And I guess Elastigirl was drinking to forget her husband's death. How did she even get her hands on all that alcohol?

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ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#9352: Dec 7th 2016 at 7:49:59 PM

When are the troper games, anyway?

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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
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#9353: Dec 7th 2016 at 7:53:18 PM

It's gonna be Season 100 I think.

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#9354: Dec 7th 2016 at 7:54:31 PM

If we need more participants I'll ask DarkerShining if she'd like to join back in for that. She hasn't been here in a while though.

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TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#9355: Dec 7th 2016 at 7:59:10 PM

I kinda miss her and her Cute and Psycho PrettyCures, and also Dark Destruction, since I enjoyed their writing as host.

edited 7th Dec '16 8:01:50 PM by TroperNo9001

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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#9356: Dec 7th 2016 at 8:00:23 PM

Should we include this custom event for the Troper Games?

edited 7th Dec '16 8:01:13 PM by TheGamechanger

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TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
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#9357: Dec 7th 2016 at 8:02:42 PM

That's a bit creepy for me, and for the Troper Games, the pregnancy event has to go, since it has crossed the line.

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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#9358: Dec 7th 2016 at 8:04:12 PM

[up] Agreed. The stalking events are already creepy enough.

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#9359: Dec 7th 2016 at 8:04:58 PM

You really love events involving the tributes pleasuring themselves, don't you?

I dunno if it's a good idea or not, anything that implies permanent changes to a tribute can kinda complicate things, and it'd get kinda nonsensical if it happened to something that isn't even male or female to begin with. Plus you want to implement it for the Troper Games, when we're already kinda hedging on removing some of the creepier ones from it.

And I'd be fine with removing the pregnancy event. It doesn't really add anything that the regular copulatory events don't already involve.

edited 7th Dec '16 8:07:21 PM by Anomalocaris20

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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#9360: Dec 7th 2016 at 8:09:15 PM

[up] Part of the fun of the Hunger Games is that the random nature of games themselves makes it nonsensical by default.

I was going to suggest that event anyway for the main Hunger Games (i.e. not the Troper Games), all I wanted to know was whether or not it would be a good idea for it to be in the Troper Games.

[up]EDIT: The main difference between the pregnancy event and the regular copulatory events is that nothing concrete occurs as a result of the regular copulatory events.

edited 7th Dec '16 8:13:59 PM by TheGamechanger

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#9361: Dec 7th 2016 at 8:13:40 PM

Either way I personally think we have enough self-pleasuring events. Otherwise the games will just become a literal circlejerk.

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TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#9362: Dec 7th 2016 at 8:14:41 PM

  • Night 5
    • Torbjorn is nice to the inanimate objects.
    • Engie wants to see both forms of Natsuru naked and drags Chowder along to help out with the prank. Poor kid has lost his innocence right there.
    • Homestar had a very good reason to put Sunset out of misery...
    • Femscout tries to report back to her family on how she's doing, but there's no reception in the Arena.
    • You know how bizarre and absurd this season is when even the Simulator itself questions its sanity.
    • Mirage decides to take a Wiki Walk.
    • Some coconut trees grow on the beach.
  • Feast
  • Day 6
    • Tina the Destroyer of Humanity takes a break.
    • Mirage's power level escalates.
    • Lumpy's Chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Toaster practically toasts their ulcer and cannot ask him to stop.jpg
    • The most improbable wrestlers show off their moves.
  • Deaths: Hunger Games Simulator, Engineer, Beach, and Natsuru Sensou

edited 7th Dec '16 10:52:53 PM by TroperNo9001

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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
YOLOisfox Something something DBZ from your closet Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Something something DBZ
#9364: Dec 7th 2016 at 8:26:37 PM

Welp at least Zyuoh Eagle found love and no Snipe is not a girl.

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#9365: Dec 7th 2016 at 8:33:13 PM

So, after she wipes out Humanity, among other tributes, Tiny Tina has a threesome with a toaster and an evil, all-powerful clown before playing on her phone... Well, if anything else, I imagine she's gonna be quite a memorable tribute by the end of this season, to say the least.

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#9366: Dec 7th 2016 at 9:08:33 PM

Reminder that she did it with a Monster Clown who was impregnated by a knife. This is crossing the Moral Event Horizon if anything.

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Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#9367: Dec 7th 2016 at 9:11:37 PM

Hot damn, looks like some of the tributes decided to take their sorrows out on the Simulator.

Goddamnit Natsuru! Now I have no tributes left!

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#9368: Dec 7th 2016 at 9:16:08 PM

[up][up] I think she already crossed it when she killed all of Humanity.

Thank goodness that the avatar I use to represent myself (which is meant to be a reincarnation of myself) isn't human, or I'll be dead too.

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TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
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#9369: Dec 7th 2016 at 9:32:57 PM

Technically, I shouldn't be dead either since I'll be joining the Troper Games as a pony.

edited 7th Dec '16 9:36:01 PM by TroperNo9001

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TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#9370: Dec 7th 2016 at 9:56:59 PM

  • Night 6
    • Mirage's enhanced superpowers come in handy.
    • The Destroyer of Humanity misses the Crimson Raiders.
    • Lumpy wounds his lips.
    • Chowder does what a chef's apprentice does.
    • Isn't fortifying your camp something a defensive player would do?
    • Some sense is knocked into Kefka.
    • Not a lot of tropers online lately?
  • Day 7
    • TV Tropes is still questioning the Knife's sharpness.
    • Not even enlightenment can stop Kefka from going insane. Seems that Mirage's powers were just not enough.
    • Don't trust that girl, Chowder.
    • Femscout gets the Cone of Shame for sucking at knife throwing.
    • Deaths: Torbjorn, non-sentient!Toaster, Lumpy, and Mirage
  • Night 7
    • Tina, the Fourth Wall was already obliterated four days ago.
    • TV Tropes ruins Femscout's life even further.
    • After everything that Homestar's been through, he forgot to eat this entire time?!
    • Kefka tends to his partner. (Shudders)
    • Hey, don't get too ahead of yourself, Chowder!
  • Day 8
    • The Knife goes out of its way to slay the most dangerous tribute this season.
    • Deaths: Homestar and Tiny Tina

The next update shall be the last. Who shall win this Bizarro Episode of a season?

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 3rd 2018 at 10:34:59 PM

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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#9371: Dec 7th 2016 at 9:58:44 PM

[up][up]Now I can't help but wonder how many Tropers died if we're going by their Author Avatars alone since humanity was killed.

This would certainly make the backstory of the Troper Games interesting...

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edited 7th Dec '16 10:11:55 PM by TheGamechanger

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Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
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#9373: Dec 7th 2016 at 10:33:09 PM

Homestar! Noooooooooooooo!

Well... go Femscout!

DatLonerGirl Gimme your desire... from a top secret place Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
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#9374: Dec 7th 2016 at 10:33:18 PM

Darn it, Mirage! And the HGS deserves to get Aang'd. I guess I'll be cheering for Tv Tropes.

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#9375: Dec 7th 2016 at 10:50:50 PM

I'm still not sure what to use as my avatar come the Troper Games.

Maybe just a literal anomalocaris.

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