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PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#801: Jun 4th 2016 at 1:41:12 PM

Hang on a second... so, not only did Sub-Zero refuse to drink any of his water, but how in the hell does he die of thirst when he can manipulate ice? He could have just summoned an icicle, melted it down, and drink that. Unless he gets squeamish at the thought of drinking ice he created himself, in the same way someone would be disgusted by the thought of drinking their own pee.

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#802: Jun 4th 2016 at 2:02:15 PM

Didn't make sense to me either. Maybe the surrounding moisture is just filthy, and he certainly won't risk dying of a Gold Rush era disease finding out.

In case of a need for second teams: Strong Bad and The Cheat

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#803: Jun 4th 2016 at 2:07:32 PM

Team Chaos Gods: Slaanesh and Tzeentch

This should be fun, with Slaanesh and all.

Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#804: Jun 4th 2016 at 2:08:35 PM

I'll put in Zorak and Moltar as a second team.

Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#805: Jun 4th 2016 at 4:52:48 PM

Oh yeah, ~Earl of Sandvich were you going to host the next game or should I?

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#806: Jun 4th 2016 at 4:55:02 PM

Shame I missed the game by going out to a Renaissance Faire, but hey, at least Sub-Zero landed in second place. Shame Cassie didn't make it as far, though.

Anyway, here's Finn and Rey.

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#808: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:13:51 PM

Guess I'll host. Really wish gender neutral pronouns were available for Slaanesh.

Also, where it stands, there is room for 4 more unique teams. I'll give it until 8:30 PM ET.

edited 4th Jun '16 5:16:13 PM by Sedmikrasky

Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#809: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:15:59 PM

There is a "?" option.

The legend has returned.
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#810: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:16:04 PM

Neither of my tributes got very far this time around. That's disappointing.

Well, let's see how long Haruhi and Madoka will live...

edited 4th Jun '16 5:16:46 PM by Psychedelicate

PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#811: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:18:20 PM

Now, I would say that my recent successes with Alex and the Alien Radiator Salesman have been a form of karmic balance against the failures I had withstood before, but... oh, damn. I tempted fate by trying to avoid tempting fate.

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#812: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:20:46 PM

If we don't get enough tributes, then I'll also nominate Team Fish People: Admiral Ackbar and Undyne.

[down]Who knows, maybe Undyne could possibly break the mold. Or suplex it, if you will.

edited 4th Jun '16 5:25:24 PM by IchigoMontoya

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#813: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:22:18 PM

As has been established earlier, Undertale characters are very unlikely to make it past the first night in this game. tongue

PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#814: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:28:14 PM

Undyne is a wrestler?

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
Sedmikrasky straight up just a bear from the woods Since: Apr, 2016
straight up just a bear
#815: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:28:25 PM

"?" gender didn't work and unfortunately Team Fish did not quite make it in. Here's the final roster. Everything look good?

edited 4th Jun '16 5:28:45 PM by Sedmikrasky

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#817: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:31:46 PM

@Stalkeyes: In-universe, she's a fan of suplexing things to demonstrate her strength, IIRC.

@Seb: Looks good to me.

Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#818: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:31:58 PM

I hope Ramen Delivery Guy wins, because that'd be hilarious.

The legend has returned.
PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#819: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:34:48 PM

Zat looks good to me.

I bet Ramen Delivery Guy will win as well, as experience has told me that random servicepeople with no name do remarkably well in this game.

edited 4th Jun '16 5:37:01 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

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Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#820: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:38:28 PM

Looks good.

PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#822: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:42:11 PM

I just know that Ramen Delivery Guy is going to go postal later on. He needs a theme for when he does. Hmm...

How about this?

edited 4th Jun '16 5:42:23 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

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Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#823: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:44:48 PM

Haruhi and Madoka did the wise thing and run from the bloodbath ASAP. Good work girls.

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#824: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:50:29 PM

Dammit, Finn, you're an ex-stormtrooper, and you just let a thug stab you in the back like that? I only hope Trevor didn't loot the lightsaber that Finn's carrying in his pic...

PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#825: Jun 4th 2016 at 5:52:22 PM

Inb4 RAMPAGE 6: FIRST ORDER.

edited 4th Jun '16 5:52:34 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

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