Didn't make sense to me either. Maybe the surrounding moisture is just filthy, and he certainly won't risk dying of a Gold Rush era disease finding out.
In case of a need for second teams: Strong Bad
◊ and The Cheat
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Oh yeah, ~Earl of Sandvich were you going to host the next game or should I?
If there are still open slots, I nominate Cloud Strife
◊ and Tifa Lockhart
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Now, I would say that my recent successes with Alex and the Alien Radiator Salesman have been a form of karmic balance against the failures I had withstood before, but... oh, damn. I tempted fate by trying to avoid tempting fate.
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!If we don't get enough tributes, then I'll also nominate Team Fish People: Admiral Ackbar
◊ and Undyne
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Who knows, maybe Undyne could possibly break the mold. Or suplex it, if you will.
edited 4th Jun '16 5:25:24 PM by IchigoMontoya
"?" gender didn't work and unfortunately Team Fish did not quite make it in. Here's the final roster. Everything look good?
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edited 4th Jun '16 5:28:45 PM by Sedmikrasky
I just know that Ramen Delivery Guy is going to go postal later on. He needs a theme for when he does. Hmm...
How about this?
edited 4th Jun '16 5:42:23 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!

Hang on a second... so, not only did Sub-Zero refuse to drink any of his water, but how in the hell does he die of thirst when he can manipulate ice? He could have just summoned an icicle, melted it down, and drink that. Unless he gets squeamish at the thought of drinking ice he created himself, in the same way someone would be disgusted by the thought of drinking their own pee.
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!