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IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#7576: Nov 5th 2016 at 6:15:30 AM

Hmm... Malgus is acting oddly docile for a Sith here. It's especially jarring because in canon, he's a big time Blood Knight.

Also, there sure are a lot of explosions and mishandled baseball bats this season.

edited 5th Nov '16 6:18:15 AM by IchigoMontoya

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#7577: Nov 5th 2016 at 6:18:36 AM

Hmm. I'm gonna update when I wake up, since I'm too tired to do so now. Sorry, guys.

CosmosAndChaos Peach from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Peach
#7578: Nov 5th 2016 at 9:55:28 AM

Blowing up Hamtaro, Bijou, Pyukumuku like that... you monster! surprised

"Oh, did I win?"
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#7579: Nov 5th 2016 at 11:23:43 AM

GODDAMNIT.

I lost two of my tributes during the Bloodbath, and another on Day fucking 1!

Kronk had better snag a podium spot. I don't think I have any podium finishers for the next champions' round yet.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#7580: Nov 5th 2016 at 11:43:05 AM

>Be Miracles.

>Survive the worst Bloodbath of the entire series up to this point.

>Die of dysentery the next day.

Long live the New Bev.
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#7581: Nov 5th 2016 at 11:46:19 AM

Nice to see my two tributes do well.

I guess the Cavs dunked on Matt the Technician.

PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#7582: Nov 5th 2016 at 11:54:40 AM

Well, Boyd has now snagged the other spot on my future 'Team Will-Submit-Until-They-Win-Something', alongside Dawn Bellwether. :V

wild mass guessThe entire Hunger Games is in fact one of Boyd's delusions, and everyone is being manipulated by the Milkman to kill him over and over.wild mass guess

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
Awesomewade Cult Leader from Jambastion Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Cult Leader
#7583: Nov 5th 2016 at 1:07:00 PM

Isn't Matt allergic to explosions?

This game could be a problem.

“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#7584: Nov 5th 2016 at 4:56:43 PM

Day 2

  • Team effort, amirite guys?
  • Fallen friends? I'm pretty sure Undertaker killed them all.
  • Two barbeque gatherings ensue.
  • Corrin, I believe you just painted a target on your back...
  • Oh, so that's why Suzuya's blushing.
  • Klonoa picking flowers. That's rather in-character, I reckon.
  • Overall, there are no deaths at all - peeps just be chilling.

Night 2

  • Okay, so Momo does not like cuteness. Or maybe she was just frustrated at the Nintendo Hard in the Klonoa games.
  • Oh, Undertaker, you cheeky bastard.
  • Darth Malgus be stronk guiz
  • But robots can't... do that! And neither can... whatever the hell Splodyhead is, but he looks like an alien out of Lilo And Stitch.
  • The Cleveland Cavalians do what a sports team do.
  • Lots of fireworks tonight, for some reason.

Day 3

  • Somehow, an entire team of men fall off a ledge. Wow, guys. Wow.
  • Isn't that rock band a little too big?
  • Brewhound is sick of Eddsworld Matt's continuous dog-kicking. Too bad Matt survives...
  • Corrin and Mettaton? That's... actually kinda cute.
  • Aqua Admin Matt in: The Mystery of the Missing Stapler

Deaths: Klonoa, Rytlock

Don't get too cozy with the winding-down fatalities, because guess what's happening in the next update? evil grin

Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#7585: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:01:42 PM

Yay! Corrin!Me got the date with Mettaton that should've been in Undertale!

Next time: Arena Event, I assume?

edited 5th Nov '16 5:02:12 PM by Revaryk

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#7586: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:03:02 PM

Next time on HGS: I get disappointed, probably!

Awesomewade Cult Leader from Jambastion Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Cult Leader
#7587: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:04:05 PM

Okay, the surviving a push of cliff thing has happened to at least one of my tributes in every season I've been in.

[up] Also, if it's an arena event, I'm screwed.

“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#7588: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:04:45 PM

I'm suddenly wondering what Mettaton was wacking off to the night before...

Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#7589: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:06:55 PM

[up][up] Me too! grin

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#7590: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:07:07 PM

Ah, an upcoming Arena Event... I have a bad feeling about this.

Also, I bet Malgus used the Force to augment his strength when he suplexed that boulder.

edited 5th Nov '16 5:08:20 PM by IchigoMontoya

hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: Apr, 2013
Red Like Santa
#7591: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:07:47 PM

Alphys. Wait, does that count as incest?

Now known as Cyber Controller
Awesomewade Cult Leader from Jambastion Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Cult Leader
#7592: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:10:17 PM

Please let Matt find his stapler.

“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#7593: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:14:56 PM

Jeez, I guess my characters really aren't convincing. Only casualties of this day.

I need to update these things more often
Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#7594: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:22:05 PM

Cool, the two aliens are working together.

GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#7595: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:30:05 PM

The entire Chicago Cubs roster broke their arms. That would've put a damper on their World Series title...

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#7596: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:43:14 PM

ARENA EVENT - Growing Plantlife

  • Ooof, that's a lotta impalements... and that's all I can really say because Arena Events are hard as balls to commentate on.

Night 3

  • Splodyhead almost meets the same fate as Slushy, but he thankfully refrains from choking on his own vomit.
  • Looks like that Arena Event really traumatised Suzuya...
  • Ah, classic Dangan Ronpa murder scene. Will Thin Man get away with killing Aoi?
  • Football teams like porn!
  • Oh... oh my god. Poor Bennett.
  • Metatton and Corrin Revaryk have another date. Aww.

Deaths: All these peeps, as well as Aoi Asahina and Bennett.

Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#7597: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:44:28 PM

PUPPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Edit: FUCK YOU METTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! He was just a friendly triceratops. ;-;

edited 5th Nov '16 5:45:15 PM by Tranquilis

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#7598: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:44:49 PM

On the one hand, bollocks! G-Man died. But on the other hand, hooray! Undertaker died!

By the way, is the next season another Battle Royale?

edited 5th Nov '16 5:45:46 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#7599: Nov 5th 2016 at 5:46:37 PM

[up][up] SAVE PUPPER 2K16!

edited 5th Nov '16 5:46:49 PM by Revaryk

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
4fterthought Could you not from CANADA Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation

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