>Be Miracles.
>Survive the worst Bloodbath of the entire series up to this point.
>Die of dysentery the next day.
Long live the New Bev.Well, Boyd has now snagged the other spot on my future 'Team Will-Submit-Until-They-Win-Something', alongside Dawn Bellwether. :V
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!- Team effort, amirite guys?
- Fallen friends? I'm pretty sure Undertaker killed them all.
- Two barbeque gatherings ensue.
- Corrin, I believe you just painted a target on your back...
- Oh, so that's why Suzuya's blushing.
- Klonoa picking flowers. That's rather in-character, I reckon.
- Overall, there are no deaths at all - peeps just be chilling.
- Okay, so Momo does not like cuteness. Or maybe she was just frustrated at the Nintendo Hard in the Klonoa games.
- Oh, Undertaker, you cheeky bastard.
- Darth Malgus be stronk guiz
- But robots can't... do that! And neither can... whatever the hell Splodyhead is, but he looks like an alien out of Lilo And Stitch.
- The Cleveland Cavalians do what a sports team do.
- Lots of fireworks tonight, for some reason.
- Somehow, an entire team of men fall off a ledge. Wow, guys. Wow.
- Isn't that rock band a little too big?
- Brewhound is sick of Eddsworld Matt's continuous dog-kicking. Too bad Matt survives...
- Corrin and Mettaton? That's... actually kinda cute.
- Aqua Admin Matt in: The Mystery of the Missing Stapler
Deaths: Klonoa, Rytlock
Don't get too cozy with the winding-down fatalities, because guess what's happening in the next update?
Yay! Corrin!Me got the date with Mettaton that should've been in Undertale!
Next time: Arena Event, I assume?
edited 5th Nov '16 5:02:12 PM by Revaryk
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"ARENA EVENT - Growing Plantlife
- Ooof, that's a lotta impalements... and that's all I can really say because Arena Events are hard as balls to commentate on.
- Splodyhead almost meets the same fate as Slushy, but he thankfully refrains from choking on his own vomit.
- Looks like that Arena Event really traumatised Suzuya...
- Ah, classic Dangan Ronpa murder scene. Will Thin Man get away with killing Aoi?
- Football teams like porn!
- Oh... oh my god. Poor Bennett.
- Metatton and Corrin Revaryk have another date. Aww.
Deaths: All these peeps,
as well as Aoi Asahina and Bennett.
PUPPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Edit: FUCK YOU METTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! He was just a friendly triceratops. ;-;
edited 5th Nov '16 5:45:15 PM by Tranquilis
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.

Hmm... Malgus is acting oddly docile for a Sith here. It's especially jarring because in canon, he's a big time Blood Knight.
Also, there sure are a lot of explosions and mishandled baseball bats this season.
edited 5th Nov '16 6:18:15 AM by IchigoMontoya