Hunger Games Simulator

Alternatively, he saw himself and the Jural Seijin get torn apart by Chargeman Ken, then some unfathomable horrors greater than him and humanity.

Bernie takes it slow. Torchwick is unlucky.◊

The Vile Chargeman is scared. Katara stalks Electro.◊

Terry fucks up and Joseph is successful at hustling Maou.◊

the humanoid creatures need to git gud, a crab beat them at actually making a campfire.◊

Truces and beggars.◊

Maou decides not to kill Ruby for some reason. I bet my fifty rubles that Ken was telling about EEEEEEEEEEEVUUUUUUUL Jurals.◊

edited 23rd May '16 11:27:02 AM by arcada188

Ruby: You have made (cough)...a grave mistake...

edited 23rd May '16 11:31:06 AM by TooManyIdeas

I, the great Juralian king, left you, a pitiful human, alive, and yet you call it a grave mistake? Hmph. You'll be far more useful to me later.

meanwhile

looks at Kuja, Lemmy and the Prince

Fucking incompetent morons.

edited 23rd May '16 11:32:46 AM by arcada188

Goddamn, why are my characters such huge sluts? :V

We all know Terry can't win, though.

Flaming Prince: Don't get too cocky, crab! When the time comes, I'll crush you like... like... this twig!

-crushes twig-

OWW! SPLINTER!

edited 23rd May '16 11:42:12 AM by InfinityRyujin

Never knew that kings are good at raiding people's stuff. Wait, nevermind, that's called 'conquest'.

How has no one died yet? This is just silly.

edited 23rd May '16 5:06:14 PM by Sedmikrasky

Arcada? I'd like to continue, but 90% of the avatars on that site is broken on view for some reason.

Huh. Must be my ISP, then. But perhaps you could post day 3?

edited 24th May '16 8:00:06 AM by DarkDestruction

Impossible. I checked it and it looks perfect.

...yep, definitely my ISP. Anyway, here's to the third day...

Day 3

• Augustus trumps (yet spares) the Flaming Prince; Ruby sneaks on Joseph and al-Rashid's plotting; David and Vengeance Joe lives by means of distraction; Torchwick tends to his 'softer' side; Max practices some 'life skills' from a certain BFF of hers.◊
• Unlikely alliances are formed; Katara does what a Water Tribes(wo)man does; Toad tests his Intimidate ability on Maou; Han and Bern prepares for long-term survival; Natsu prepares for a David vs. Goliath scenario; Glimmer...tripped real bad, apparently.◊

Night 3

• An unlikely couple in Maou and Natsu; the world leaders yearn for their peace themes; Bad omens for Kill-chan; Glimmer gets the heebie jeebies; Joseph is homesick; Probably the game's strangest ghost story gathering yet.◊
• Discord gets an ingredient for chocolate milk; David Byrne begs for euthanasia from Ken; Another unlikely couple in Torchwick and Toad; The Flaming Prince could probably get back at Augustus; Sokka apparently snuck in arms for Katara; Karma and irony goes hand-in-hand for Max and Lammy.◊

Note: Use Imgur next time. I can't see Night 3.

I bet Ken is more than willing to use his laser instead of euthanasia.

What's there about Maou and Natsu?

...sorry for double post. Either way...

Max finds Lammy hot, Harun searches for firewood and THE FACE constructs a shack.◊

Electro fucks up, Discord resorts to shameful ways. Also, OUR FIRST BLOOD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN◊

Kuja and Maou-sama split up. Also, Joseph explores the arena and Toadie constructs a shack.◊

Max/Lammy new OTP, also guessing Augustus finished the Manhatten Project already.

David being stolen from by some slippery people.

edited 24th May '16 9:03:35 AM by Sedmikrasky

Maou was aware that Ken worked with Kuja, so, in memory of his fallen foe, he and Kuja split up.

I ship it.

HOLY SHIT IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE DIED.

AND IT WAS KEN

ALSO, TERRY

STALKEYES WAS RIGHT

: "Bullshit! So I just die unceremoniously in a huge explosion like some kind of chump? Fucking typical, this is. If Will was in this game, he'd have probably dodged all of the shrapnel and the heat and flash-kicked that Roman Emperor's dickhead off, to my dismay."

"...Well, at least I got to meet Han-motherfucking-Solo before I got blown twenty-two miles from here to West Fuckston, Pennsylvania."

edited 24th May '16 9:07:23 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

I like to imagine Ken's last words were "well shit this is ironic."

What do you think Maou did upon hearing the explosion and Ken's scream?

"And you call him a menace to your society? He died a weak child."

"Oh, you don't even know. So how was your brief alliance with him?"

edited 24th May '16 9:09:17 AM by arcada188

Deus Mars nobis iterum subrisit. Ita omnes hostes Romae comprimentur.^note lit. "The god Mars has once again smiled upon us. Thus shall all enemies of Rome be suppressed."

Max and Lammy...what smells like crack?

edited 24th May '16 9:10:27 AM by DarkDestruction

That would be me, I forgot to wipe.

Maou/Lemmy smells like crack.

No, the Flaming Prince!

Oh well, he never really succeeded in his comic of origin, either.

My headcanon is that Bernie is pretty damn cold in case of danger such as Hunger Games, and Maou refuses to change his royal clothing.

So, night 4?

@Arcada - I had to use postimg because imgur is blocked in my country, and my attempts to upload to it through proxies are unsuccessful.