Mmkay, well, I'll just toss in a couple of my past tributes: Sakura Kinomoto
and Ichigo Momomiya.
Both are magical girls, although Sakura is a Cardcaptor, who uses magical cards to perform awesome powers, while Ichigo is a Mew Mew, basically a catgirl magical girl. Both are very cheerful, friendly and pure.
Then there's just two more characters needed. Any more reserves?
Once we get started, is there any procedure to this other than screencapping each page of the event and posting it with commentary? Like, should I wait a certain amount of time between posts?
edited 22nd Aug '16 4:53:16 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!The Reaping
- We have quite an amassment of tributes this time, including- though not limited to -a sentient paper clip, a being of nightmares, an irate chef, two plumbers and two bootleg ripoffs, a possessed animatronic, four mercenaries, some magical girls, a bee, and... a fan.
The Bloodbath
- Ayla starts the bloodshed off by murdering a young girl with farming equipment.
- The Spy takes a bottle of alcohol and a rag, which is weird because fire is definitely not his style.
- It's hip to drown bees.
Day 1
- A caterpillar starts to consume Charmy's bloated corpse.
- Trevor, oddly, backs out of killing Mario. Perhaps he has too much respect for a gaming icon.
- A 3-on-3 battle occurs; Soldier whacks Spy across the face with his shovel, Springtrap shoves Guy Fieri into an animatronic suit, and Jacket... straightens out Clippy, thus denying him his existence as a paper clip.
- Qario and Zooey get into a fight; she insulted his glossed-over right eye, and he decided to let her see just how painful that is.
- Sokka is secretly an Earthbender.
- The fan is set to low for now.
- "Here's a poem for ya: my ass!"
- Gordon Ramsay is going to be making turtle soup when he finds Morton again.
Night 1
- I didn't know fans even had kidneys.
- The Sniper creates a memorial for his fallen friends, but he has no friends so it's just an empty spot.
- Qario feels remorse for gouging out Zooey's eye, but is comforted by a caterpillar.
- "This pain is FUCKING RAW!!"
- Trevor is all out of jerry cans.
- GRAND DAD learns the hard way what the animatronics do when not on camera.
- Zooey bandages up her destroyed eye and keeps on troopin'.
- Scout tries to prove his masculinity, and pays the price with gastric distress.
Dead Tributes: Cure Blossom, Charmy the Bee, Clippy, Guy Fieri, The Spy, Lord Werriam, Edgar Allan Poe.
edited 22nd Aug '16 11:31:28 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!I need to go to sleep now, so I'll post the next two days and finish it up tomorrow.
Day 2
- Gordon Ramsay is somehow too weak to fend off a caterpillar. Maybe if you had both feet still ya silly goose!
- Oh, great, Scout and Soldier introduced the Kazotsky Kick to Trevor and Luigi.
- Apparently Chicken Nugget's comforting of Qario was more like "Yes, kill them all. Feel no remorse, and no pity", because now he's a sociopathic shell of a man and decides to test his newfound amorality by forcing whatever the hell this thing is into a difficult situation. It decides to kill the bird rather than the human.
- I didn't even know Darkrai had blood, but either way it doesn't anymore.
- It's not a dance-off, but Star-Lord still seems to enjoy musically-themed competitions.
- Sokka doesn't need any bending, he has explosive munitions. He destroys a guitarist, a fan, an animatronic, and a bootleg Mario. GRAND DEAD?!
- Mario encounters the first killer of the game, and distracts her to escape before he becomes her second kill.
- Zooey loses her second eye now, and this time it's fatal.
Night 2
- Morton's actions weigh on him, and he can't sleep.
- Sniper must be using the Bushwacka, because he knows not to get anywhere near fires.
- Soldier displays a rare act of hospitality, welcoming a young woman into his shelter.
- Sokka and Qario? Eww.
- Some dumbass sponsor decides to mail an explosive to a catgirl.
- Trevor puts Star-Lord into a corner. Fittingly, he chooses to kill the last person who was in this situation.
- Meanwhile, Star-Lord's identical twin sabotages Luigi.
Day 3
- Jacket breaks into Soldier's shelter while he's away and tries to kill Cure Flora, but she escapes.
- Cecil becomes Ayla's second victim, meeting a painful end on some spikes.
- Chicken Nugget uses himself as bait to catch fish. I don't know how that works.
- Owen decides that Ichigo cannot be trusted with a bomb, and squashes her flat.
- Meanwhile, his identical twin kicks a computer magnate in the groin.
- Sokka continues being a bloodthirsty monster, this time killing Sakura for her loot.
- Mario, his distant relative, and two mercenaries enjoy tea.
Night 3
- Apparently Mario and Scout really hit it off at that tea party, because now they're in bed. And they invited a caterpillar.
- Sokka watches fireworks and imagines each one of them is a fellow tribute exploding into vibrantly-colored gibs.
- Soldier and Cure Flora's alliance strengthens, and they invite Luigi in too.
Fallen Tributes: Gordon Ramsay, Hera, Darkrai, Jon Anderson, a big fan, Springtrap, GRAND DAD, Zooey the Fox, RWQFSFASXC, Cecil Harvey, Ichigo Momomiya, Sakura Kinomoto
It is?! That's weird, why would that be?
Either way, it is done.
edited 22nd Aug '16 11:35:37 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Steve Jobs does what the founder of Apple (and by extension, iTunes) does.
I know that this is your first time hosting, but do you mind slowing down on the updates, preferably two at a time, so the others can catch up? Thanks.
edited 23rd Aug '16 1:23:54 AM by TroperNo9001
Still waiting for someone to break him free...

Gotcha, hoss.
6 more slots.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!