Hunger Games Simulator

Well, y'all knew this question was coming, but who'll be hosting? -shot for asking the same question yet again-

edited 15th Aug '16 7:18:19 PM by IchigoMontoya

Not me, sorry!

Nor me, but I wouldn't mind hosting next round now that I've seen how this works.

Also, "(Player 1) brutalizes (Player 2) with a barbed-wire-wrapped baseball bat"

Since we've seen tributes grabbing shields at the bloodbath...

(Player1) throws (his/her1) shield like a Frisbee and knocks (Player2) down.

Also, given tributes make slingshots but never use them in-game...

(Player 1) fires a slingshot at (Player 2).

These tributes are gonna be mighty bloodthirsty this season.

"Highroller"

"4th Place"

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

• Dr. Yamamura◊
• Vitaly Milonov◊

My one big-time murderer with 7 kills, Rosanna Pansino◊

A suggestion: (Player 1) tries to hit (Player 2) with a barbed-wire-wrapped baseball bat, but misses and hits themselves instead.

I've been kept busy with orientation stuff at my campus, but now that it's over, looks like I'll be able to host. I'll start gathering pics and recording - roster and opening will be posted later.

On second thought, anyone think there should be some sort of spin-off thread where we can post our personal games (e. g. simulations involving all your tributes or favorite characters)?

I'm cool with you hosting, DD.

@9001: That doesn't sound like a bad idea.

It's time for the second Genocide Battle Royale! Let's get started!

• Bloodbath
  • Ro wastes absolutely no time to draw first blood, creating a pressure cooker bomb that vaporizes Oscar and Shulk.
  • Even sans depth perception, the Demoman still has a sharp enough eye to snipe Max with a blowgun. She'll not be able to rewind from that one...
  • Cuphead forgoes his run-n-gun skills for close combat, choking C. Viper to death.
• Day 1
  • Tsukasa and many other decide it's a good idea to give a fire-breathing dra-er, winged lizard a nice group hug. Good thing Ro didn't have another pressure cooker bomb ready.
  • Ganon gathers a band to find out who brought light into his lair. Meanwhile, Peach recruits Kaoru, Allison, and Goku into the Mushroom Kingdom army to replace Mario.
  • Critic passes the time along with Minako, Mr. Bean, and...why and how did Dragonite butt in?
  • How utterly ironic, Heavy...
  • Sadness learns fear from Aang. Perhaps she saw him briefly flashing into the Avatar State?
  • I guess that bear wasn't satisfied with just one meal for today. Poor Cuphead.
• Deaths in order: Oscar, Shulk, Max Caulfield, Crimson Viper, The Heavy, Cuphead. 42 tributes remain.

edited 16th Aug '16 9:49:53 AM by DarkDestruction

RIP, big shaved bear who hates people. Guess you just couldn't stand up to the real deal...

Wonder if Cure Echo will maintain her streak of getting/being tied for most kills in every season of this game she appears in. Probably not, but it should be interesting to see how this goes regardless.

"And the bear killed every single one of them."

Hmm, looking good so far.

Since I'll be going soon, here be my tributes for next season, just in case:

Previous Hall of Famers Raiden◊ and Luke Skywalker◊.

For my reserves, Ginny Weasley◊ and Hermione Granger◊.

edited 16th Aug '16 1:43:50 PM by IchigoMontoya

Holy hell, Ro.

Guess Shulk couldn't FORESEE that one...

I like that you picked the Luigi pic where he uses his Final Smash. Also, Michonne's questioning why she's here again when she already proved herself as one of the most murderous in the previous death battle.

And here's the side stories thread. Feel free to post your personal games there!

edited 16th Aug '16 5:12:28 PM by TroperNo9001

Damn, I've stopped trying to reliably keep track of all my tributes. Ah wellz.

• Night 1
  • Quite the odd game of poker, wouldn't you agree?
  • No more Mr. Pacifist Avatar, it seems.
  • Teddy Roosevelt accidentally intrudes on the private matters of one of his citizens.
  • Mr. Bean faces off against four beasts in a rap war.
  • Will and Demo got really lucky here.
  • -while leading AVGN- "Yeah, that's right, try to walk into that tree, I dare ya! As if forests at night couldn't be any worse to trudge through!"
• Day 2
  • Wikipe-tan adds a picture to her data on the subject of lesbians.
  • Minako mistakes Kuja for a Shadow, but unfortunately for her he had other magic tricks up his sleeve.
  • Sadness wants Kaoru to toss her into the memory dump, but the latter says no.
  • Goku teaches Allison, Ro, Earth Star, and Griffin how to ride a ball.
  • Well, now we know who between AVGN and Nostalgia Critic is better.
  • The Priest spends the entire day trying to WOLOLO Mr. Bean. It didn't take.
  • Tsukasa organizes more group hugs, while Peach continues her army expansion.
• Deaths in order: Kuff 'n Klout. 41 tributes remain.

D'aww, I can actually picture Tsukasa going around organising group hugs ^_^

And huh, seems Kaoru's gotten more sane. Hell, a lot of my tributes have.

Just one death now? Seems to me that our tributes aren't feeling up to killing lately...