Hunger Games Simulator

Team YTP Luigi: Gay Luigi◊ and Mama Luigi◊

Team weird Mario: Fat Mario◊ and Fortran◊

I'll host.

Before I forget, here is the save for season 46.

Team Make Me Wanna Shout: Experiment 613 (Yaarp)◊ and Experiment 248 (Belle).◊

Guys, this is your last chance to get some podium finishers before the Hall of Fame Battle Royale next season!

edited 2nd Aug '16 9:05:19 PM by TroperNo9001

ah, here are my tributes: a spotted garden eel◊ and l'ananas◊

I'm fine with you as the host, Graf.

Hoo boy, that was a fast game.

I nominate the twins this time, (Really running low on characters quickly), Slippery Jack◊ and Oyster◊

Also YES L'ANANAS WE WATCHED THAT IN 5TH GRADE

edited 2nd Aug '16 10:05:07 PM by 4fterthought

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Anyway.

Team Robot Masters 1: Wave Man◊ and Heat Man.◊

Team Robot Masters 2: Hornet Man◊ and Galaxy Man◊.

It takes ages to get the profile images completely load.

Wait a minute... three Luigis?! That's gonna be awkward...

Team UFC - Ronda Rousey◊ and Anderson Silva◊.

Secondary: Cute Foxes - Alola Vulpix◊ and Fennekin◊.

Well, that was fast...Those were the last two girls in the series so far to have switched sides and joined the Pretty Cures (although not the last of the reformed villains in the franchise so far), so I guess I'll go with something else for the next two I bring back. Let's see...

Okay, I think I'll go with Cure Berry◊ and Cure Twinkle◊, two Cures from different series who are both working towards their aspirations of being a model.

Main: Rohan Kishibe◊ and Garland◊

Reserves: Merasmus◊ and The Soldier◊

(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) throw (Player6) a surprise party.

It doesn't have to be a birthday party.

RIP Felix and Finn.

Died from helping others, and being an utter psychopath too distracted by trying to murder someone.

Now, my nominees are

Dirk Strider◊ and Doug Rattmann

Main: Returning winners Aigis◊ and Blake◊

Reserve: Nu◊ and Lambda◊

Game has been compiled now. Through randomizer, the following secondary characters are in:

• Aloha Vulpix
• Fennekin
• Sonic
• Korra
• Fat Mario
• Fortran
• Merasmus
• Soldier
• Ciel
• Sebastian

edited 3rd Aug '16 11:58:46 AM by GrafVonTirol

Let Game 47 Begin!◊

Bloodbath:◊

• Dirk Strider establishes himself in an explosive fashion. Garland gets knocked down, a Pretty Cure is eliminated and chunks of charred pineapple fly.
• Piccolo grabs a mace, only to get it forcefully wrested away by Ciel. It's not like he'll need one anyhow.
• The Soldier somehow outwits Yaarp, then blasted him to kingdom come
• The rest either got their supplies or left the area

Day 1◊

• Interspecies Yuri
• Fortran panics at Dirk's presence and eludes him by having him PRESS START TO RICH
• Where there's smoke... they pinch back there's fire! Gay Luigi declines to check the source though
• Looks like Jane Doe started a nice little tea party.
• Undyne shows she can't be taken down so easily.
• His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's Blake's last gasp on Eminem's sweater already (mom's spaghetti?). And Adam assisted.
• Without killing, Luigi means business in serving Dr. Dre
• Merasmus kills Sonic with sheer magic

Fallen tributes: Garland, Cure Twinkle, L'ananas, Yaarp, Blake, Sonic◊

edited 3rd Aug '16 12:53:01 PM by GrafVonTirol

Well... I see Cure Twinkle has already been taken out. Wonder how long Cure Berry will last.

Well, at least L'ananas' death was quick. And delicious.

What could Luigi have possibly said to have driven Dr. Dre to tears?

At least Blake died via mom's spaghetti...

wmg: luigi is an awesome rapper and none of us knew until now

Night 1:◊

• Belle is fond enough of her love to organize a surprise party for her.
• Do the Piccolo! Swing your arms from side to side, come on dodge stands and spears, do the Piccolo! Take a Yoshi, and then again, let's do the Piccolo! Altogether now!
• Gay Luigi goes to the woods in search of lotsa spaghetti. Winds up being "lotsa spaghetti" to a wolf.
• Cure Berry sees a three-way yaoi, is rather fascinated
• Dr. Dre couldn't take getting served, so he started a rap war with some of the other tributes
• Slippery Jack slips away from Anderson's grip, decapitates him
• Merasmus takes out the Bombinomicon to explode the sleeping Adam
• Aloha Vulpix received an explosive

Day 2◊

• That Ciel is a spy! Merasmus ded
• Heat Man certainly lacks MMA skills, but still lives
• How eels have ankles, I don't know...
• Turns out that it's Rohan Kishibe that gave the eplosive to Vulpix, and it was set to detonate at night
• Aigis gets eaten by a bear.
• The rest were either on the hunt or taking a breather

Fallen tributes: Gay Luigi, Anderson Silva, Adam Taurus, Merasmus, Aloha Vulpix, Aigis◊

edited 3rd Aug '16 1:37:53 PM by GrafVonTirol

would now be a good time to point out that spotted garden eels don't really have ankles to sprain

Dammit, Adam, that's why you gotta stay alert; so a wizard doesn't up and murder you in your sleep. Come to think of it, you probably should've slept in shifts with your hunting buddy, Eminem.

edited 3rd Aug '16 1:40:42 PM by IchigoMontoya

that's not the weirdest sentence i've ever heard but it's probably on the list