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TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4276: Jul 28th 2016 at 4:38:23 PM

First Sigmund pleasures himself, then he does it with Sadness and Dracula?! Man, he really lives up to his namesake.

And Anger gives Son Goku a good ol' Worfing.

edited 28th Jul '16 4:58:19 PM by TroperNo9001

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#4277: Jul 28th 2016 at 5:38:20 PM

It seems that Sakura's just acting like a kid for awhile...

4fterthought Could you not from CANADA Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Could you not
#4278: Jul 28th 2016 at 6:38:02 PM

Why Sigmund you're just a mute salamander and your only purpose is to watch a maze of toadstools and technically you failed because the main characters and two weasels pranced all over it and didn't even find out you existed until days later why are you doing it with every other character are you just THAT charismatic???

Oy!
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#4279: Jul 28th 2016 at 7:14:57 PM

  • Night 4
    • We're running out of brain bleach.
    • Sigmund is a dirty little lizard.
    • Sakura isn't sharing her fire.
    • Sadness, you got a serious problem...
    • Dracula and Alexander talk strategy.
    • Sam tries to pull some harmless shenanigans and things kind of escalate.
    • Shabrys botches a fireworks show.

  • Day 5
    • Sadness seriously regrets having a threesome with Morshu.
    • Sam gets seriously wounded.
    • Weapon crafting.
    • Dracula continues hanging out with historical figures.
    • Another hunting party.
    • Alexander takes a hit to the boobs. Really, it's kind of a normal occurrence by now.

Deaths: Anger, Shadow Labrys, Morshu, Serious Sam

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#4280: Jul 28th 2016 at 7:17:54 PM

Now you, too, can be that much closer to being a JoJo character in the arena. All you have to do is get someone else to start posing with you. Proven to work at least 70% of the time.

edited 28th Jul '16 7:18:11 PM by InfinityRyujin

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#4281: Jul 28th 2016 at 7:19:52 PM

So many doods with boobs.

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#4282: Jul 28th 2016 at 7:24:54 PM

Alright, I just have to ask: who decided to add the punch to the breasts feature and why does it apply to guys despite their lack of breasts?

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#4283: Jul 28th 2016 at 7:27:47 PM

Maybe a lot of the male tributes happen to be transgende, or crossdressers. tongue

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#4284: Jul 28th 2016 at 7:30:10 PM

While I will admit to being the one who allowed the possibility of any attack being transformed into something straight out of Lovecraftian horror via the "X cannot grasp the true form of Y's attack" event, I'm not responsible for the breast-punching.

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4285: Jul 28th 2016 at 7:34:38 PM

But last season was truly the season of moobs. tongue

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#4286: Jul 28th 2016 at 9:00:40 PM

I guess Morshu did carry that Memetic Molester aspect from certain YouTube Poops after all...

edited 28th Jul '16 9:01:19 PM by GrafVonTirol

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#4287: Jul 28th 2016 at 9:54:34 PM

Jeez, I missed a lot.

Next season, someone should change "breast" to "chest" so that it can apply to both genders.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#4289: Jul 28th 2016 at 11:06:34 PM

Honestly, I think the manboob-punch is hilarious. But if everyone else wants it gone, that's fine by me.

>tfw you realize far too late that you made a typo

edited 28th Jul '16 11:57:57 PM by Inceptiond

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4290: Jul 28th 2016 at 11:30:26 PM

D, are you going out for the weekend?

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#4291: Jul 28th 2016 at 11:59:28 PM

Tomorrow.

...I'm not gonna get this 10-day game done before 7pm tomorrow. Whoops, my fault...

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#4292: Jul 29th 2016 at 12:00:35 AM

You can send the screens to me if you don't.

Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#4293: Jul 29th 2016 at 12:09:19 AM

That's a dandy idea. Remind me to do that tomorrow...

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#4294: Jul 29th 2016 at 12:27:02 AM

Will do! Would you like to close the night with an update now?

Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#4295: Jul 29th 2016 at 12:56:01 AM

No reason I shouldn't.

  • Night 5
    • Ganon erects a memorial to... who, exactly?
    • ...Oh. That's who.
    • Cure Bright feels compelled to make another memorial to her fallen Cure sisters.
    • More rapping occurs.
    • Our two most sexually depraved tributes meet and call a cease-fire.
    • Dracula has some alone time.

  • Day 6
    • Sakura finds another goddamned river.
    • Sigmund suffers damage to what seems to be his most important asset.
    • Dracula catches a thin wooden stake to the head.
    • Alexander and Lemorte have a battle of wits.

Deaths: Agumon, Dracula

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#4296: Jul 29th 2016 at 1:00:10 AM

Thank you, Ichigo, for choosing not to kill my other tribute and killing off Agumon instead. Looks like someone has a sense of teamwork!

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4297: Jul 29th 2016 at 2:32:10 AM

That Groin Attack will hopefully put an end to Sigmund's... encounters.

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
arcada188 about to beat a badger Since: Jan, 2015
about to beat a badger
#4298: Jul 29th 2016 at 2:39:39 AM

In the meanwhile, I may suggest Total Drama Simulator. Because I am getting really annoyed with never getting the first place here.

You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#4299: Jul 29th 2016 at 10:10:16 AM

Looks like Dracula's proven my theory about how jacking off here often means you'll die later on down the line. Or it could've just been a coincidence:

Also, I never knew Guilmon was such a good archer.

[down]I never said the death would be immediate, just that it'd happen at some point later during the season.

edited 29th Jul '16 10:17:08 AM by IchigoMontoya

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#4300: Jul 29th 2016 at 10:12:29 AM

If that's true, then why hasn't Sigmund died yet?


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