Why Sigmund you're just a mute salamander and your only purpose is to watch a maze of toadstools and technically you failed because the main characters and two weasels pranced all over it and didn't even find out you existed until days later why are you doing it with every other character are you just THAT charismatic???
Oy!- Night 4
- We're running out of brain bleach.
- Sigmund is a dirty little lizard.
- Sakura isn't sharing her fire.
- Sadness, you got a serious problem...
- Dracula and Alexander talk strategy.
- Sam tries to pull some harmless shenanigans and things kind of escalate.
- Shabrys botches a fireworks show.
- Day 5
- Sadness seriously regrets having a threesome with Morshu.
- Sam gets seriously wounded.
- Weapon crafting.
- Dracula continues hanging out with historical figures.
- Another hunting party.
- Alexander takes a hit to the boobs. Really, it's kind of a normal occurrence by now.
Deaths: Anger, Shadow Labrys, Morshu, Serious Sam
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.I guess Morshu did carry that Memetic Molester aspect from certain YouTube Poops after all...
edited 28th Jul '16 9:01:19 PM by GrafVonTirol
Jeez, I missed a lot.
Next season, someone should change "breast" to "chest" so that it can apply to both genders.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Honestly, I think the manboob-punch is hilarious. But if everyone else wants it gone, that's fine by me.
>tfw you realize far too late that you made a typo
edited 28th Jul '16 11:57:57 PM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.Tomorrow.
...I'm not gonna get this 10-day game done before 7pm tomorrow. Whoops, my fault...
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.That's a dandy idea. Remind me to do that tomorrow...
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.No reason I shouldn't.
- Night 5
- Ganon erects a memorial to... who, exactly?
- ...Oh. That's who.
- Cure Bright feels compelled to make another memorial to her fallen Cure sisters.
- More rapping occurs.
- Our two most sexually depraved tributes meet and call a cease-fire.
- Dracula has some alone time.
- Day 6
- Sakura finds another goddamned river.
- Sigmund suffers damage to what seems to be his most important asset.
- Dracula catches a thin wooden stake to the head.
- Alexander and Lemorte have a battle of wits.
Deaths: Agumon, Dracula
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.That Groin Attack will hopefully put an end to Sigmund's... encounters.
Still waiting for someone to break him free...In the meanwhile, I may suggest Total Drama Simulator.
Because I am getting really annoyed with never getting the first place here.
Looks like Dracula's proven my theory about how jacking off here often means you'll die later on down the line. Or it could've just been a coincidence:
Also, I never knew Guilmon was such a good archer.
I never said the death would be immediate, just that it'd happen at some point later during the season.
edited 29th Jul '16 10:17:08 AM by IchigoMontoya

First Sigmund pleasures himself, then he does it with Sadness and Dracula?! Man, he really lives up to his namesake.
And Anger gives Son Goku a good ol' Worfing.
edited 28th Jul '16 4:58:19 PM by TroperNo9001
Still waiting for someone to break him free...