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DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#3677: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:49:39 PM

No complaints here! ^_^

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#3678: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:54:12 PM

Good to go! [tup]

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#3679: Jul 4th 2016 at 10:56:11 PM

Guess in sitting this one out. Good luck everyone, and may the RNG be ever in your favor.

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#3681: Jul 5th 2016 at 12:15:03 AM

Roster looks good.

[up][up] Sorry 'bout that...

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#3682: Jul 5th 2016 at 1:00:07 AM

Alright then, let the Battle Royale begin!

  • Bloodbath
    • Ryuko receives the Super Vegito treatment from Mega Man.
    • Stuart Ashen drives off an evil tome in combat.
    • Either Dragonite threw a weak punch, or Blake's face is really that sturdy to endure a blow from a dragon.
    • "I AM- HURK!" -Groot
    • A war god, an abomination, and a combat gynoid team up...
    • Kojima betrays his fellow game developer.
  • Day 1
    • Knife kill, once more courtesy of the Counter Terrorist.
    • I guess Kojima and Blake are D&D fans after all.
    • Zeppeli's not a hero, as 76 demonstrates.
    • Yeesh, I hope Piplup and Aang don't get crushed.
    • Throughout the day, this and this blares out, alternating with each other.
    • Zeus gave Joseph a lot of divine blessing, apparently.
  • Deaths in order: Ryuko Matoi, Groot, Bulma Briefs, Hideki Kamiya, Stuart Ashen, Will A. Zeppeli, Kratos

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#3683: Jul 5th 2016 at 1:09:19 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GROOOOOOOOOOT!

And my one finisher tribute is dead.

Good luck to all the other tributes out there!

Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#3684: Jul 5th 2016 at 1:16:15 AM

I never realized Naoto had such an amazing singing voice :P

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#3685: Jul 5th 2016 at 1:17:21 AM

Damn, there goes Ashen and Groot... huh, that leaves my Moe tributes. Wonder if Mikuru will be a psycho again, or Sayaka will still be a pacifist.

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#3686: Jul 5th 2016 at 1:24:00 AM

Those look more like DeadlyHugs that Aang and Piplup are getting. And how does a magical tome hug, anyway?

edited 5th Jul '16 1:30:03 AM by TroperNo9001

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#3687: Jul 5th 2016 at 1:34:00 AM

  • Night 1
    • A very unexpected rap war ensues...
    • Joseph relieves some tension the good old-fashioned way.
    • To answer your question, Psyche: yes, Mikuru is still psychotic.
    • Naoto establishes a Social Link with the Counter Terrorist.
    • Improbable bands and selfies, ho!
    • Holy shit, what god did Blake worship?
    • I don't think Bill actually can produce excrement...
  • Day 2
    • Dragonite hates Moe things, it seems.
    • Poetry induces Joseph to kill...
    • A wizard, an amoeba, a warrior, and a president play Cards Against Humanity...
    • Thrawn, you're made of tough stuff, but you really should've known better.
  • Deaths in order: Soldier 76, Giygas, Mikuru Asahina, Noodle, Grand Admiral Thrawn

edited 5th Jul '16 1:38:06 AM by DarkDestruction

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
arcada188 about to beat a badger Since: Jan, 2015
about to beat a badger
#3688: Jul 5th 2016 at 1:37:23 AM

...Khorne? Chara?

Bolbox isn't an alien. He's an amoeba/other kind of Earth creature severely mutated by the Martian Crystals.

You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#3689: Jul 5th 2016 at 1:45:10 AM

Oh, Mikuru, you adorable psycho... just a shame you didn't make it too far.

Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#3690: Jul 5th 2016 at 2:09:57 AM

No, Noodle... At least my tributes are in good shape.

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#3691: Jul 5th 2016 at 2:40:53 AM

  • Night 2
    • Naoto reaches a zen state.
    • We have here a skilled sharpshooter...makes sense, since as a counterterrorism operative, he should be so.
    • How do you strangle a robot?!
    • Bill Cipher definitely would have some terrifying ghost stories to tell.
    • Let's hope no one comes across Aang's night shelter...
    • Zarya can't swim, apparently.
  • Day 3
    • One gallon of Brain Bleach for Sniper Joe, please.
    • Professor Wikipedia and...aaaaaaaahhhhhh!
    • Wikipe-tan comes across Mega Man's wreckage.
    • Bill Cipher and Funny Valentine gathers a hunting party. That would've been damn near impossible to beat...
  • Deaths in order: Sayaka Miki, Mega Man, Zarya

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#3692: Jul 5th 2016 at 2:53:53 AM

Damnit, all my tributes are dropping like flies...

C'mon, Wikipe-tan! Don't let me down!

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#3693: Jul 5th 2016 at 3:28:08 AM

Meanwhile, the Dark Progno continues doing improbable things.

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#3694: Jul 5th 2016 at 4:16:50 AM

  • Night 3
    • Luke confesses to Aang that Han shot first.
    • Goku creates a small tribute to Bulma.
    • Piplup misses Sinnoh and Dawn..
    • Ironic that a book manages to ruin a poet's day.
    • Prof. Wikipedia utilizes his extensive, oft-revised knowledge on trapping.
    • "So what do you think is gonna happen today?" "Rawr. Draawr." "...what the hell am I doing with my life?"
  • Day 4
    • Aang comforts a sad JoJo.
    • Mmm...I love the smell of ki blasts and Worf-chestershire sauce in the morning.
    • Piplup used Blizzard! Dragonite avoids the attack! Minako fainted!
    • I question the need for a powerful evil tome to run away from a(n admittedly experienced and skilled) huntress...
    • No respawns here!
    • How the hell does Bolbox take a selfie?
  • Deaths in order: Hideo Kojima, Goku, Funny Valentine, Minako Arisato, Counter Terrorist

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#3695: Jul 5th 2016 at 4:56:07 AM

I hope Wikipe-tan and Professor Wikipedia directly interact at some point. It'd be interesting to see.

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#3696: Jul 5th 2016 at 7:04:35 AM

And, of course, four out of my five champions are dead already. -sigh-

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#3697: Jul 5th 2016 at 7:10:30 AM

Hey, so are mine. -comfort hug-

Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#3698: Jul 5th 2016 at 7:17:58 AM

My only one is still alive... sorry about that.

The legend has returned.
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#3699: Jul 5th 2016 at 7:20:16 AM

Mine too.

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#3700: Jul 5th 2016 at 7:36:12 AM

  • Night 4
    • Seriously, how does Bill Cipher poop?
    • Things got incredibly awkward between Piplup and Luke.
    • Lots of slumber parties.
    • JoJo demonstrates his ability to scrap even battle-hardened robots.
  • Day 5
    • Now what could Naoto and Wikipe-tan could possibly be talking?
    • Aang decides he's done being a pacifist.
    • Looks like the two Wikipedias won't be able to interact now.
    • Is cuteness not enough for Pushkin? And he didn't even bother giving Piplup a burial, as Blake discovered later on.
    • The Dark Prognosticus receives some scratches and chaffs on its cover.
  • Deaths in order: Aigis, Bill Cipher, Prof. Wikipedia, Piplup

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!

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