Hunger Games Simulator

The Trope Games, season 28!◊ Sorry for taking so long - Fireshot was being uncooperative. Let's get started!

• Bloodbath
  • Part 1
    • The combination of electricity and high gravity proves lethal for Ed and Eugenie-Susie.
    • Prof. Wikipedia doesn't want to add the Neptunian to his library of article.
  • Part 2
    • Apparently Minat- ahem, Makoto has been studying Computer Science in his spare time. Can't dodge your way out of this one, Piccolo!
    • R. Mika intimidates Seras with some wrestling moves.
  • Part 3
    • Sharing ensues.
    • "I am amused by entire eety-beety-teeny team! Including Sniper!"
    • Tracer takes Rambro for a time-out.
• Day 1
  • Part 1
    • Seras leads a hunting party with the intent of finding R. Mika.
    • Ruby and Google Guy forget that they (technically) doesn't need to hunt for food.
  • Part 2
    • Another hunting party goes, led by the Uranian.
    • Mercy sends in some food for Zarya.
  • Part 3
    • The Neptunian is just that nightmarish, apparently.
    • An unorthodox method for Quiet, but as long as it doesn't break her cover...
• Deaths in order: Eugenie-Susie, Ed, Piccolo, The Sniper, Kaibutsu, Rambro, The Dude.

edited 20th Jun '16 4:14:18 PM by DarkDestruction

How many times have we nominated Tracer?

All my tributes are still living. So far, so good.

Announcer: -Rambro ded- MISSION FAILED!

-Broracus emerges from helicopter-

Announcer: 3! 2! 1! GOOOOOOOOOO!

edited 20th Jun '16 4:31:51 PM by EarlOfSandvich

@Ryujin: Three times, I think, with myself being the first to nominate her in season 3.

And this marks either the second or third time one of my tributes has killed another one of my tributes, who happens to be from the same district, no less.

edited 20th Jun '16 4:30:59 PM by IchigoMontoya

Kinda funny that Police Girl is gathering up a hunting party to seek R. Mika, when Mika is in said party.

edited 20th Jun '16 4:38:11 PM by EarlOfSandvich

God dammit, both of my tributes are dead by the end of the Bloodbath. I clearly did not pray to RNGsus enough.

edited 20th Jun '16 4:46:07 PM by Inceptiond

@Ichi-nii-san: My tributes sometimes have a bad habit of turning on each other too.

But yeah. Did all four of my tributes make it in, or is it just Sailor a moon and Sailor Mercury? If it's the former, it's impressive how they're all still alive.

-inb4 they all die the next day-

@Ryujin - which ties her with Gohan and Flowey for 'most recurring tributes', I believe.

• Night 1
  • Part 1
    • Chun Li and Prof. Wikipedia strikes a peace agreement for the night.
    • Pikachu gets R. Mika and Makoto to be the very best, like no one ever was.
  • Part 2
    • Gem-youkai yuri ensues.
    • Three ladies plot together for the next morning.
    • B.A. Broracus was on his last life, apparently.
    • Raven pulls off a quick back attack on Stephen.
    • "Hey, Police Girl, here's some medical supplies. And blood. Don't waste it so soon!" -Alucard
    • I don't remember Google being blocked in Russia...
• Day 2
  • Part 1
    • Groot proves himself more than a worthy opponent for an elderly professor.
    • Overwatch 2.0 patrols the arena.
  • Part 2
    • The three remaining Sailors send in a care package for Sailor Moon.
    • Venom Snake delivers some fresh water for Quiet.
    • There are no coffins in the arena, but a sufficiently dark cave should suffice for Seras.
    • Possibly one of the game's most ridiculous posing competitions.
• Deaths in order: B.A. Broracus, Stephen Stills, Google Guy

MISSION FAILED!

Announcer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

edited 20th Jun '16 5:00:49 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Groot: I AM GROOT! -kills-

Heavy: What sick man sends babies to fight me?!

Sapphy, how could you cheat on your Eternal Flame Baby?!

Ruby: Seriously? Gems don't need to eat!

• Night 2
  • Part 1
    • "I was told we would be fighting men- AAANGH YA DAAAH!" -The Heavy
    • Boy, Youmu is going to be furious...
    • A stroke of luck for Chun Li!
    • That's one odd slumber party...
  • Part 2
    • Raven enlightens herself.
    • How does a ghost commit suicide?!
    • -quietly- "I am Groot.." -breaks Quiet's supplies, then runs away-
    • Thanks to Luntik, Sailor Moon could now probably relate to the Saiyans.
    • If only Mercury knew what fate befell her friend..
• Day 3
  • Part 1
    • Youmu leads a revenge hunting party.
    • I don't think I want to see Prof. Wikipedia and Sailor Mercury strike certain poses...
  • Part 2
    • Luntik continues his brutality spree.
    • Makoto's having a bad dream, apparently. -badum tsh-
• Deaths in order: The Heavy, Sapphire, Regina, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Sailor Moon, R. Mika

Yuyuko: Don't worry about me, Youmu... I'll be back home, waiting for you...

I think Yuyuko decided to straight-up leave the arena, even if the event said she committed suicide.

Ruby: Have you seen Sapphire? What?! AAAARRRGGHHH!!!

This just in: local Russian mercenary electrocuted to death by yellow mouse-like creature.

And this might just be the season with the most posing contests yet.

Damnit Sailor Moon, you're the most powerful of my tributes in this season and yet you die first!?

At least Mercury, Groot and Pikachu are still alive...

edited 20th Jun '16 5:34:37 PM by Psychedelicate

Remember, the "Reverse Super Weight" rule is a thing that the simulator will invoke whenever it pleases.

Apparently Luntik isn't into wrestling, nor is he a butts person.

Oh well, at least I still have Chun Li.

edited 20th Jun '16 5:41:07 PM by EarlOfSandvich

• Night 3
  • Part 1
    • Walter/Tracer OTP, anyone?
    • Youmu correctly believes Groot wasn't the one who killed Sapphire.
    • Some genuinely scary horror stories are thrown around.
  • Part 2
    • The extraterrestrials stick to help each other.
    • "The matrix of reality just broke down again...oh, fuck all kinds of duck." -Sir Integra
• Day 4
  • Part 1
    • No day in the arena is complete without a hunting party! This time, it's headed by the Neptunian.
    • Quiet receives some C4. Careful with that..
  • Part 2
    • Never underestimate the power of knowledge.
    • Lazy days for Makoto. Meanwhile, Youmu continues her hunt.
• Deaths in order: Seras Victoria

Is it just me or has Zarya been questioning her sanity a lot?

Who knows, she might set an explosion off and kill 5 people at once.

I guess Flash wasn't in Pikachu's moveset...

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