Hunger Games Simulator

Zanreo is finally running this season, with Vengeful Bale as backup.

Sorry 4fter, but we've waited long enough.

EDIT: 'd by a bottompager.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 24th 2018 at 4:15:16 PM

Zan, Bale, and Scipion, the co-runners of the season, are struggling to get a good save, so I'm pitching in as well.

To help the runners out, I'm replacing Haruhi with Gundham Tanaka. Don't worry, the runners will make sure he doesn't do anything nasty to the ponies or other animals this time.

Well guys... this is it. The final season of the Original Generation of Hunger Games Simulation. 250 seasons in 2 1/4 years. 30k+ posts across 1.2k+ pages. 5,158 regular nonfatal events combined, 3,140 fatal ones also combined, and 78 arena events. And an infinite number of tributes since everyone is here.^note The exact number of unique tributes not accounting for group tributes is still a mystery because of the slow updates on the Database.

Are you ready for this? Are our tributes ready as well?

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Well then, let us begin, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Battle music: Vs. Elite Four - Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire Music Extended

• Bloodbath
  • It's the final season, so I don't blame ya for being that paranoid.
  • Our first death is a rather Excellent one.
  • Kanaya gives up her MAKEUPKIND ABSTRATUS to stop the Mutilator from mutilating her.
  • That Spanish Inquisitor was not expecting a giant chicken to kill them. Giegue, meanwhile, was not expecting one.
  • Fluttershy asserts herself for a bag, but squeaks and flies away instead.
  • Male!SAJ is very, very hungry. And That's Terrible.
  • It's a human vs. pink creature fight, and the pinks add +1 to the Snow death counter!
  • No Ness, you're not Captain Falcon!
  • After being defeated by a Kirby Final Boss, Princess Gwendolyn pulls an Undyne. Maybe because they both have spears?
  • Rexy grabs a Starman, thinking that she's T-Rex Mario, but still ends up falling into a bottomless pit.
  • The rest grab stuff or run.
• Day 1
  • Male!SAJ should've known better than to face against the Greek God of War in battle.
  • Gwendolyn the Godly shows off her new powers.
  • Kanaya allocates a SWORDKIND/HAMMERKIND ABSTRATUS into her STRIFE SPECIBUS.
  • Oh, oh my. Beware the Silly Ones, indeed.
  • The mastermind of Season 177 gets a stellar powerup.
  • Someday you will escape, but that day will never come.
  • Just how much of a hypocrite is Dave? You can't just jump into conclusions.
  • Speaking of Dave, Fem!SAJ has some summer fun with his Legion. Daybreaker isn't enjoying this, though.
  • Giegue starts a cult with Maui's evil twin Ron! He also bribes Ness with cookies to get him to join.
  • E V E R Y T H I N G just slips and slides on that baseball field... including the field itself.
  • Krobus sees all those bad saves that were never used and passes out from trauma.
  • One of the nicest Undertale characters gets called out for joining this televised death match.
  • Just how big is that bar to fit all those souls?!... Even the bar is haunted!
  • Kirino is an ace at athletics, and she has worked hard in this sport.
  • ...what elbow?
  • Scipion's tributes remind Kirby about how much he always forgets about his powers, despite him getting 2nd Place with Freddy Krueger in Season 241 and the most kills as Swiss Army Kirby in the season right after.
  • Scipion himself tries fighting some Peacekeepers, but ends up going deaf. Hope you can use sign language!... Or maybe just write on a piece of paper?
  • All your eyeballs are belong to us.
  • Fluttershy uses the Stare at the abyss.
• Deaths: Chef Excellence, Mhazard and Sayaka, President Snow, Rexy, Male!SAJ, Bing Bong, and Parace L'Sia

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 25th 2022 at 9:37:27 PM

Well, karma came to Bing Bong disappointingly quickly... Guess him dying in the first update is kinda poetic, in a way.

And I see you joining cults, Gundham. 0.o

Bloodbath: I Don't care if it's my first time! I'm going to end all of you!

Day 1: UGH, me and my big mouth; that's an horrible start...

Also yeah I can understand what Kung Jin means about Toriel.

Edited by Scipion3 on Aug 25th 2018 at 11:58:00 AM

And then I died, Sayaka died, and the very soul of President Snow is finally Killed Off for Real.

Oof, RIP Mhazard.

Also, what the hell am I supposed to be a hypocrite for?

Unless we've got another event including him.

Bloodbath:

• Ok... and now! Right under their noses, thankfully.
• ...I'm not taking any chances.

• ...Oh, come on... *tries and fails to pull a Taking You with Me, team-balanced onto spectator*
• That's a big queue... What am I even doing here, near an inneundo-laden place, standing around with a meme wannabe?
• /w R63 SAJ, Avenge me. Kill Ares.

Dayum, Ares... Anyway, time to do my part due to us and our souls apparently being part of this version's grand finale.

Bloodbath:

"Oh, not this again..."

"You've gotta be kidding me!"

Day One:

"Okay, we clearly have the advantage in numbers here, sonhow was this game a draw? Unless we're just multiple people packed into one hive mind and given a body..."

"Lemme borrow that shotgun of yours, Francis, I feel like feasting on a giant chicken dinner tonight. No? Hard way, it is, then..." (starts attempting to wrest said shotgun away from him)

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 25th 2018 at 6:24:05 AM

Bloodbath:

"Time for me to do what everyone else should be doing." *follows the other tropers*

"Follow those tropers!" *walks to make sure not a piece of himself falls off*

Day 1:

"WHOA!" *lands hard on his back* "AGH!!!" *attempts to crawl backwards, but doesn't get anywhere*

"YOU'RE ALL DOOMED TO FAIL! ESPECIALLY THAT GIANT CHICKEN!"

Battle music: Dialga's Fight to the Finish! - Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time & Darkness Music Extended

• Night 1
  • E V E R Y T H I N G cheers for Mettaton as he fires some will-o-wisps at Ron's camp.^H/N Including me? But there was a fire at my house... but don't worry, we're all safe and we didn't lose anything.
  • Fluttershy becomes Mean!Fluttershy. The solo one, that is.
  • Jyushi goes to jail for killing Riley's imaginary friend.
  • Undyne and her fellow Scipion nominees take advice from the Human.
  • Giegue is now more of an Eldritch Abomination. Also the solo one.
  • Yotsuyu tries copying (the) Fluttershy(s), but Goat Mom just finds that amusing.
  • Scipion joins the Desperado Enforcement.
  • John kills Krobus for seeing all those bad saves.
  • Kung Jin and Ryuzaki make some delicious fried chicken.
  • Dave's Legion sends all the souls, including those of themselves a death threat.
  • Neptune insults her fellow Giegue/Ron cultist, but he takes it well.
  • Homura (no, not that one) has a water wheel battle against some tough guys.
  • Kirby discards his Copy Ability to eat that apple, but should've checked it first. At least he remembered to use his powers.
  • Fem!SAJ punishes Gwendolyn for showing off her godlike powers.
  • For once, the Sorting Hat gives a tribute a fitting House.
  • Jon Stewart tries hosting his show with that sparkling microphone. The stage explodes, but he survives.
• Day 2
  • Even after his nth death, President Snow is still remembered through his phone number.
  • Oh no, Takeda, 2nd placer of Season 59. Let me host this season. I've waited for this for so long.
  • Kung Jin tries going MMMMMMMMMMM, but gets a nosebleed from trying to speak the alien language.
  • Void Termina cheers for the Hero of Popstar's death.
  • That seemingly innocent Motonui-styled luau might just be another way for Ron to recruit more members into his cult.
  • Fane makes a stink and steals Gwendolyn's spear.
  • Scipion, would you make a good Nemo? Not sure about the Marlin and Dory here, though.
  • That's gotta be a lotta spaghetti. Don't expect it to be good, considering one of the chefs...
  • CATS make a horrifying robo-gator/pony/human/robot/fish/draconequus/alien hybrid.
  • E V E R Y T H I N G raids Kanaya's camp. And yes, Kanaya raided herself. The usual Homestuck shenanigans.
  • Meanwhile, all the souls start a huge bonfire from a single sword (or infinitely many).^H/N Again, that includes my soul. Oh dear...
  • Mean!Fluttershy is so mean that she gives Mask!Giegue mental trauma.
  • Yotsuyu goes out of the way to shoot the winning Scrappy of Season 213.
  • Yeah Francis, don't throw those souls, not even those of E V E R Y T H I N G.
  • Bellona blindly searches for a ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!^H/N It's not a lawn chair with rockets strappped onto it, much to my disappointment.
  • Dave finds a kitchen sink. And now this season's complete.
• Deaths: Krobus, Ernie the Giant Chicken, ESP Kirby, and Kirino

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 1st 2018 at 6:44:05 PM

Whoa, Neptune starting off with killing and then joining a cult? And I'd like to see that hybrid clone CATS made...

Did Nep call Gundham an evil overlord or something? Because he'd definitely take that as a compliment XD

Night 1: Yes, I'm glad to be an Desperado and all but could I use a bit of blood for my hair?    I think they are losing a bit of red...   

Day 2: Not only my "dad" is a Desperado as well, he befriend with a kid?? WHY IT ISN'T HIM NEMO??? (And no I don't think I could be at all a good Nemo.)

Gutted is what I'm feeling right now. In any case...

Night 1

"That was strangely satisfying. Burn more of the camps down for us!"

"Why doesn't Dave just look up irony in the dictionary?"

Day 2

"You won't be needing these..." *laughs in the distance as he runs*

"Oh yes... that reminds me of— wait. How can we do that? We're ghosts!"

Edited by KLS2097 on Aug 25th 2018 at 11:12:55 PM

Night One:

"Sure, torch camps until the cows come home, if you want."

"Oh no, I'm just shaking in my boots."

Day Two:

"Hope you won't be needing these any time soon." (sneaks off with a few supplies)

(roasting Ernie's corpse on a spit over the bonfire) "Anyone besides me in the mood for a chicken feast?"

Also, Monsoon playing Marlin makes about as much sense as Ardyn playing Nemo.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 25th 2018 at 6:21:01 AM

Greeeeat. Even in the grand finale I can't escape an early death. I know Krobus was a mass murderer, but he seriously didn't do anything wrong yet. YMMV of course, because John (the JERK) sure seemed to think so. Come on, so he accidentally saw some things that he shouldn't have seen because he drank too much coffee. Give him a break!

Kung Jin trying and failing to speak in MMMMMMMMMMM's language is pretty funny, though.

Edited by worldofdrakan on Aug 25th 2018 at 10:00:00 AM

I am imagining Giegue holding a sign "join a cult and get free PSI powers."

Meanwhile Termina is happy Kirby, its main threat, is gone.

Not surprised Gwen didn't get killed, since she killed an apocalypse dragon in her source material. By herself. Also, Fem!SAJ punishing her is a bad idea...

Okay.... that Finding Nemo reenactment is pure, unadulterated "WTF?".

Also, OMG, CATS' hybrid is utter Nightmare Fuel.

And why was I the one who got the kitchen sink?

Last update before bed.

Battle music: Undertale OST - Death by Glamour Extended

• Night 2
  • Toriel watches something other than the MTT channel.
  • Jyushi the criminal is at it again, this time using time powers to give Francis severe head trauma!
  • The Mutilator asks E V E R Y T H I N G, including itself, if it does are have stupid.
  • That John disguise was so obvious! Kanaya's horns were sticking out!
  • Fem!SAJ makes the same mistake as her Gender Flipped self. Do not mess with Ron, indeed.
  • Mettaton approves of that polyamory.
  • The country girl smashes Takeda with what seems to be a giant horn-shaped hammer.
  • Void Termina makes a wish upon a star... Kirby of the Stars?!
  • That's a rather large feast.
  • Is that a new PSI Power that Giegue bestowed upon Ness?
  • ...I guess that explains her powers?!
  • As if Mask!Giegue being mentally tortured by Mean!Fluttershy wasn't enough.
  • Well Scips... how good are your spaghet makin' skills?
  • Mean!Fluttershy and the rest of the ponies (including the other Flutters), etc. all audition for The Voice. Results may vary.
  • Wheel Gator/CATS?
  • Fane is now friends with a goddess.
  • Question is... what exactly was Dave's power source? Could it be... the kitchen sink that he found?!^H/N I know that this is a Dream Team attack, but it's been a long time since I last played it, so forgive me if I interpreted it differently.
• Day 3
  • Wheel Gator approves of that teen romance. That's all there is to it.
  • Francis, still reeling from that kick to the head, tries to climb a tree, but that headache causes him to lose consciousness as he falls to his death.
  • Scipion's tributes use the power of teamwork to make a pumpkin golem.
  • Tarzan leads E V E R Y T H I N G to threaten Kung Jin with fake gunshots.
  • Wait... so everyone in the Legion lost their homes? Dang...
  • The newly transformed Dave uses his (kitchen sink-based) powers to kill off Jyushi's girlfriend.
  • Mettaton feasts on Francis' and the country girl's corpses.
  • Bellona stumbles upon Sam's shrine of her and kills him for it. She might've destroyed the shrine as well by blindly swinging her sword around.
  • Come on, Gundham. You're not the Ultimate Cook!
  • Scipion forms a band with his fellow Finding Nemo actor and the god whom he made spaghetti for, and they win a Battle of the Bands against said FN actor's archenemy, Gwendolyn the Godly Jigsaw Killer Copycat, and John.
  • All the souls give Kanaya a Medal of Dishonor for having all of her supplies raided by their living selves. Yeah, dead!Kanaya gave her living self one.
  • Yotsuyu tries fighting the Kirby boss. It proved too hard for her and she runs for her life, at the cost of her eye.
  • Didn't know this undead was a Sweet Tooth.
  • Ron also heals himself. You're welcome.
  • Trixiel.
• Deaths: Fem!SAJ, Takeda, Francis, Homura (aka the Country Girl), and Jetstream Sam

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 25th 2022 at 9:50:25 PM

Silly Gundham, you're not Teruteru

Parace L'Sia, meet your new friends: Yashiro, Shermie, Chris, and Asshat.