Hunger Games Simulator

Woo, my tributes tied for most kills and I got a top-ten placement! Not bad.

Lambda-11◊ and Phyrra Nikos.◊ Don't mind the fact that the latter is decked in military hardware.

Why am I not surprised that Arcada's tributes won yet again?

Anyway, if nominations are still open: Jecht◊ and Tifa◊. I'm probably going to nominate single teams only for the time being.

Two hours left for new nominations. I believe we have the thirty-six, but there are still primary slots.

I'll go with Team Yellow Menace: Kevin and Claptrap◊.

edited 16th Jun '16 10:40:20 PM by ArmoredFury

I guess I'll try out Team ASCII: Urist McDwarf◊ and the Wizard of Yendor◊.

I believe that's everyone. Hang on a moment while I compile the cast.

Also randomizing the secondary participants.

And here it is◊

Shit.

Looks good!

I'm liking this cast.

And while I turn in for the night, here's the bloodbath.

Neo prepares to go Fly fishing; Mordecai sees a bag and tries to get it, only to get interrupted by an ear full of trombone. Mordecai just leaves the bag for Xavier Woods to take; I don't know ASCII characters have noses in the first place; Lelouch somehow got the rod and reel from the soup store; Temmie grabs the basket of bread away from Phyrra, thinking the basket is full of tem flakes; For the first death, Dr. Hax spotted Tifa attempting to activate god mode, so she got a face full of CRT monitor. The rest of them either got supplies or left the cornucopia.◊

I'll be back around 10 AM Pacific.

So far, so good...

-facepalm-

Calling it now, either Penny or Gorgo is going to get a podium finish. Like their predecessors almost always do.

Oh wow, I'm amazed that custom event got in.

Hopfully now arcadas tributes will be punished for enabling godmode all the time. :V

>implying that arcada's tributes are always enabling godmode

Say that to Karostropov, Fifi and Buddy, then.

Still, 3 losses vs several podium finishes.

Day 1

Mysterion chases Xavier Woods, the latter winding up spraining himself; A few people have run away from a few others; Claptrap decides to be useful for once and assist Sebastian; Roxy gives one of the Sniper Joes a choice of who to kill, and winds up killing Phyrra; The very model of a scientist Salarian forms a tag team with Big E to fend off Urist and Lelouch. The former two succeed; The minion successfully lands a suicide attack on the fly; The wizard listens in on a plot◊

The fallen: Tifa Lockhart, Phyrra Nikos, Urist McDwarf, Lelouch Lamperouge, Kevin, Fly◊

edited 17th Jun '16 10:40:23 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I think Ciel might be a little out of his depth challenging Jecht to a posing contest.

Uh, Earl? The second "Jane"'s name is Penny.

Too late, her name is Jane now.

Honestly, I would kamikaze to kill a fly too.

Whoops, my bad!

Day 2

Some of the remaining tributes talk about plans for the coming days; Roxy has no interest in killing Lambda-11; Krennic forces Jecht to make a kill at knifepoint, and the latter chooses to kill Mysterion. One Kenny down; And now Princess Kenny forgot to boil the water. Oh my god, they've killed the Kennys! YOU BASTARDS!; Derpy questions herself; Penny received a bomb. Did I get it right?; a couple wounds were tended to; Xavier has a friendlier interaction with Rigby than he had with Mordecai◊

edited 17th Jun '16 10:56:41 AM by EarlOfSandvich

Yes.

Jecht made a very bad choice.

Bastards!

I imagine Mordin must've found the Temmie rather fascinating. Hell, he probably spent the whole conversation studying the critter.

Day 2

Rigby has snapped somehow, kills Cure Black; Derpy and the Sniper Joe get in close proximity to each other, and both happened to make their kill at the same time as they both die; Mordecai collaborates with not-Lapis Lazuli; The other Sniper Joe couldn't take down Big E; Roxy is disturbed that Jecht elected to kill a ten-year old child rather than the trickster; Ciel is not in the killing mood right now.◊

The Fallen: Mysterion, Princess Kenny, Cure Black, Derpy Hooves, Green Sniper Joe◊