Hunger Games Simulator

Night 2: *Continues to gazes as the darkness even if she has no eyes*

*Enjoy the game as she hates humans more than anyone else, especially blonde females*

Day 3: *Decides to start a made-in Xenomorph religion*

*As she falls, wonders how the hell was she even able to practice parkour skills in the first place*

10/10 would like to hear that "J-E-N-O-V-A" cover.

Out of all things, you, Hojo, would revive Siegfried?!

Also, President Rufus is enjoying himself.

edited 24th Jun '18 5:02:09 AM by dave_the_assassin

x3 Suddenly, "Always On My Mind" is now a song I'll never hear the same way again, given that it goes down a deeper path in this game.

edited 24th Jun '18 6:13:28 AM by KLS2097

Aside from sparing Darkiplier and donating blood, I can't get over how strangely in-character Ripto's Gang is being. They keep attempting to kill people and failing!

Also, I think you confused Ripto's Gang for the Dragon Guardians on Day One.

edited 24th Jun '18 6:41:46 AM by worldofdrakan

Fixed. Blame my poor vision and not zooming in the pic.

I'm having a bit of trouble deciding what's more frickin' infuriating: That my tributes bit the dust in the same update while I was asleep yet again, or that I haven't had a podium finisher for 13 seasons counting this one. I swear, this unlucky streak of mine is gonna be my longest one yet if it doesn't stop soon...

Battle Music: I Can Do It On My Own (JTH Remix)

• Night 3
  • 4chan is now on the receiving end of what it offered Mario Head earlier.
  • Apparently the gods didn't approve of that goat sacrifice and smited the Xenomorph while she was making those paper cranes.
  • Marino tries rigging his show to show only the holiday specials all year round; he fails.
  • Um... uh... apparently the dismembered Cueball head's still alive.
  • But but... you're the Chosen Four! ... Guess It Sucks to Be the Chosen Ones, then.
  • Farm animals Driving Like Crazy. Now where have I seen this before...?
  • Aren't you gonna take what that floating Monty head said the other day to heart? Guess you're just not detemmiened enough.
  • A knight, an evil Youtuber, a dragon(?) gang, and yo mama encourage DK and Diddy to punish the Sinner with Hellfire. Figurative Hellfire.
  • Didn't know Neil was an Overwatch fan. At least it was a tasteful fic.
  • Hojo's speech about the Jenova Project doesn't go as well as he expected.
• Day 4
  • Duane witnesses The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny... with a twist. Darki followed his dreams to assist Marino in his seppuku for becoming who he was!
  • Temmie Face throws Pyke into the garbage truck to send him to the garbage area of Waterfall. He escapes.
  • [YOU MUST HAVE A 4CHAN GOLD ACCOUNT TO VIEW THIS WILL]
  • I know we want to see you up there in the Hall of Fame with the rest of the Magical Girls, but don't get too ahead of yourself, Mami!
  • (looks at his tribute pic) Oh, so that's why he sent those army of skeltals at Mary.
  • Not quite the JoJoke I was expecting, Jotaro.
  • Again, this is like the Red Squadron incident... except that it ends in a tie. Didn't know Shaun had that shear endurance.
  • R is for Reaper, who had yoga trouble...
  • ...what fingers? Maybe she dipped Viper's tail into the latter's hot coffee instead.
  • Well, know we know why the Earth Bound fanbase hates them.
  • Rufus goes gorilla hunting, but Pontiff Sulyvahn saves the Kongs from becoming the next Harambes.
  • Velvet becomes a Fire-type Gym Leader.
• Deaths: Xenomorph Queen, Mr. Rogers, Blue Mary, and Reaper

Probably the last update for tonight.

edited 25th Jun '18 2:34:40 AM by TroperNo9001

Reaper, why does the HGS apparently have it out for you?

Nihilist Temmie reminds me of some AU where Temmie replaced Flowey, complete with Photoshop form. Either I'm losing interest or nothing's really happening.

Does this mean that Duane is the ice-cream kid who witnessed it in the music video?

Yeah, yeah, no one's buying your Jenova shit, Hojo.

And apparently, the HGS is sponsored by the Shinra Electric Power Company.

Well, Mary got Worfed faster than Adel did.

Night 3: *Realise that the god of the religion she just created back in Day 3 was a goat as she dies*

My god my tributes have died in such bizarre way as expected

Oh well, at least Reaper didn't die in the Bloodbath this time.

Battle Music: The Magic Inside (JoinedTheHerd Remix)

• Night 4
  • His reaction image just sells it.
  • The Guardians find a portal in the sky, fly straight up to the Death Star and dump Cliff into the reactor shaft. Don't ask me how they got there so fast and still able to breathe, though.
  • Yo mama's so stupid that she doesn't watch where she's going!
  • Technically he should be the nth Chaos Emerald, considering the other tributes who turned out to be this before him.
  • Flo and Snow. I don't like where this is going...
  • But will the Gang have goat meat for dinner?
  • h0I. #hgs237
  • What more dark secrets is Darkiplier hiding?
  • Is she really that conscious of her body?
  • A Mad Scientist and a sheep play Keep Away. The explosive was woolly. (rimshot)
  • Yeouch Viper, I can't believe those cute kids killed your dad!
  • Tiro Finale!
  • Looks like witnessing that Ultimate Showdown twist caused Duane to glitch out. Guess the Chosen Four were right in their decision to not save him...
  • > Pyke is utter TRASH
• Day 5
  • Pyke uses his Bone Skewer to try covering up Hojo's tattoo.
  • Well, as long as the anons are having fun...
  • Jotaro taunts Duane's glitchy grave.
  • Siegfried turtle-tortures Toaplan.
  • Viper also gets a vision, but makes the same decision as the Chosen Four.
  • Goats make baaaaaaad messengers. At least she didn't eat the letter.
  • Oh... so that's the dark secret he's been hiding!
  • Elfriede sets up a rather elaborate mouse trap.
  • I'd also run away from someone kicking a floating head around like a ball if I were you, guys.
  • I guess androids do dream of electric sheep. RIP Shaun-bot.
• Deaths: Cliff, Yo Mama, the Chosen Four, Nightmare, Duane, Neil Tennant, Monterey Jack, and Shaun the Sheep

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 8th 2018 at 6:31:05 PM

How hilarious that it's Neil that gets kicked out of Velvet's camp. I bet he still has that bodypillow of her from one of the gag saves.

edited 24th Jun '18 6:09:14 PM by Eredars

Siegfried, power level over 9000 and in the Illuminati. Doesn't need Nightmare or Soul Edge in order to be potentially evil.

edited 24th Jun '18 6:13:10 PM by Mk_97

I can’t see the screens so I have no idea what Mami is doing, but I’m impressed that she’s made it this far.

Savage! XD

edited 24th Jun '18 6:59:27 PM by Psychedelicate

Night 4: She shot the skydiving Nightmare out of the air.

Day 5: Velvet sent her a letter, but the messenger, Lady the Goat, secretly read the letter.

You honestly don't want to know Darkiplier's secrets.

Battle Music: JoinedTheHerd - Friendship is Music

• Night 5
  • Velvet sacrifices a Witch hunter to summon a demon. RIP Mami, you definitely deserved better than this.
  • Mario Head watches where he sticks that knife.
  • How does a website even play a parlor game?
  • The Gang calls for backup to help gaang up on the Kongs, and once again, they fail!
  • Toaplan goes dragon slaying, but still has other plans.
  • Since when did this madman have any friends?
  • As if he needed another BFS...
  • Apparently Flo regretted kicking that floating head around.
• Day 6
  • Flo gets karma kicked in her forehead.
  • The Kongs use a tool that chimps (and also the gorillas in Tarzan) use to fish for ants and make Hojo's nose an anthill.
  • Well, Mario Head's Not So Different from Yoshi after all...
  • Siegfried really needs that super suit to go with his new sword!
  • Size can help you win limbo, but you also need flexibility. How did the SPESS MEHREEN do that in all that clunky armor?
  • That's gonna make a weird greentext story.
  • Why of course, none of the Guardians have water powers!
  • But he doesn't even look like a nanny goat! Or Goat Mom for that matter! Wait a minute... Toariel?
• Deaths: Mami Tomoe, Viper, and Hojo

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 24th 2022 at 4:04:42 PM

Damn, Toaplan, you defeated ALL of them? not bad

Well, there goes Hojo, that bastard. He got his just desserts for what he does in his source material.

I was expecting you to throw a tantrum lol

edited 24th Jun '18 8:49:50 PM by dave_the_assassin

RIP Mami. Hopefully one day you can finally join the other Puella Magi on the Hall of Fame...

That demon sacrifice event was one of the most OOC moments I've ever seen in the sim, as well as Hojo erecting a memorial.

In my personal headcannon, she brought back Darm.

edited 24th Jun '18 10:09:59 PM by Eredars