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DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#2526: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:14:43 PM

  • Night 2
    • Gandalf sings some traditional Middle Earth songs as a personal lullaby.
    • Minako, you have maybe 50-something Personae who can use fire spells; why not try using one of them?
    • Gyro Zeppeli wants out, again. This time, Cure Echo grants his wish.
    • When a train of 40-something cars dies of hypothermia...you just stop and ask: HOW?!
    • Jeremy Clarkson is officially badass of this season, replacing his late friend Captain Slow.
    • You'd think 682 would try to murder Beethoven and Max on sight, but...
    • Rena, Shadow, and Flash do some plotting.

edited 11th Jun '16 7:46:52 PM by DarkDestruction

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#2527: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:18:42 PM

Oh, for crying out loud... Why are my tributes so incapable of obtaining victory, or failing that, obtaining a podium finish? I don't recall ever doing anything to piss off the RNG.

Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#2528: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:19:54 PM

Well, Thomas the Dank Engine placed third in non-canon Season 19...

edited 11th Jun '16 7:23:04 PM by Psychedelicate

Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#2529: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:37:39 PM

how does a train die of hypothermia

we will survive.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#2530: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:37:43 PM

[up][up]What does that have to do with anything?

[down]I was talking to Psychedelicate when I asked that question, not you. You ninja'd me.

edited 11th Jun '16 7:39:33 PM by IchigoMontoya

Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from in my house Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#2531: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:38:21 PM

the hype train died of hypothermia

this is just like thomas and the tracker jackers

edited 11th Jun '16 7:38:45 PM by Daydre

we will survive.
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#2532: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:39:27 PM

Oops, I mistook you for Daydre. Sorry, nii-san. [lol]

DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#2533: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:44:24 PM

  • Day 3
    • 682 will need that regeneration quick.
    • More bathing sessions! Jeremy Clarkson's particularly lucky this time.
    • Max foolishly thinks she can beat friggin' Gandalf. Fortunately for her, Gandalf decides not to remind her who's superior in strength.
    • A daylight sonata for Beethoven...
  • Night 3
    • Jeremy practices some pragmatism on Linkle.
    • Echo dislikes slow...animals...like Slothmore.
    • Two women and one man enter - one woman leave, after Worfing Gandalf. Holy shit.
    • 682 gains some Super Drowning Skills.
  • Deaths in order: Gyro Zeppeli, The Psycho, Kylo Ren, Hype Train, Beethoven, Flash Slothmore, Rena Ryuugu, Gandalf the Gray, SCP-682

edited 11th Jun '16 7:44:55 PM by DarkDestruction

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#2534: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:47:10 PM

I shouldn't have tempted fate! Now I'm imagining Flash falling... off... the cliff... really... sluggishly...

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#2535: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:48:47 PM

@Psychedelicate: How do you mistake me for Daydre?

PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#2536: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:48:57 PM

Day 3: I wonder if this is the part where Jeremy multitasks while driving.

edited 11th Jun '16 7:49:26 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#2537: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:57:52 PM

Man, both of mine died in the same day.

The legend has returned.
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#2538: Jun 11th 2016 at 7:58:32 PM

  • The Feast
    • The Colonel wisely decides not to go.
    • Why and how did the Slowpoke steal memoirs from a human?!
    • Beheaded Kamikaze lives up to his first name and Max gets to see her girlfriend again, thanks to Cure Echo and Minako.
    • Somewhere, Sonic is laughing his arse off.
  • Deaths in order: Beheaded Kamikaze, Maxine Caulfield, Shadow the Hedgehog

edited 11th Jun '16 7:59:43 PM by DarkDestruction

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#2539: Jun 11th 2016 at 8:00:50 PM

GODDAMNIT RENA

@Montoya: Your avatars looked kinda similar.

edited 11th Jun '16 8:01:32 PM by Psychedelicate

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#2540: Jun 11th 2016 at 8:02:31 PM

Slowpoke used Trick Room to make himself faster and snatch Jeremy's memoirs.

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#2541: Jun 11th 2016 at 8:06:06 PM

[up]What use would a Slowpoke have for overpriced Bugatti aftershave, anyhow?

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#2542: Jun 11th 2016 at 8:16:10 PM

  • Day 4
    • Stalking and stalking ensues.
  • Night 4
    • Last slumber party of the season. Slowpoke continues to do improbable things.
  • Day 5
    • Slowpoke used Psychic! It's super effective! Critical hit! Minako Arisato fainted!
    • Linkle's being very vicious here.
  • Night 5
    • Slowpoke got poisoned and fainted sometime after killing Minako, it seems.
    • Echo finally gets rid of her sole female rival.
  • Deaths in order: Minako Arisato, The Colonel, Slowpoke, Linkle

Cure Echo vs. Jeremy Clarkson! Taking all bets!

edited 11th Jun '16 8:16:37 PM by DarkDestruction

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#2543: Jun 11th 2016 at 8:17:57 PM

Well, it figures that a Pretty Cure would make it into the Hall of Fame eventually.

ArmoredFury Kirby's Dream Land (1992) from a land embraced by the sea, loved by the heavens (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
Kirby's Dream Land (1992)
#2544: Jun 11th 2016 at 8:25:32 PM

Well, seems like my tributes are reasonably competent this season. Shame they both died, though. Also, go Mr. Clarkson!

Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#2545: Jun 11th 2016 at 8:30:13 PM

Wonder why Slowpoke took a liking to Jeremy...

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#2546: Jun 11th 2016 at 8:31:42 PM

I'm more curious about how he can climb a tree. Did he use Psychic to levitate himself up or something?

Also, after this is the finale. Shall we finish this season?

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
DarkDestruction Dread Pirate Captain from 'neath the underwater skies Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#2549: Jun 11th 2016 at 8:39:29 PM

Placements, death summary, and stats.

Nominations for season 20:

edited 12th Jun '16 7:16:44 AM by DarkDestruction

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#2550: Jun 11th 2016 at 8:42:38 PM

[up] Holy shit, Cure Echo is a beast!

Hmm... so how should I do my next nominations...

YEAH! I KNOW! I GOTTA BELIEVE! *fanfare*

PaRappa and (coming back from Hell back in Season 1) Lammy

edited 11th Jun '16 8:49:18 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

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