Expired food (dirt has much worse health risks)
WYR lose your sense of taste or your sense of touch? I suppose, by the transitive property, I too must be "Vulcan as a Motherfucker."[1]
Taste. I need my touch.
Would you rather marathon through The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, or Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I love both but AoSth is literally my favorite cartoon of all time.
Would you rather be stuck in Neitherworld from Beetlejuice cartoon or Netherworld from Beetlejuice movie?
When Dracula's Curse is manageable through grand melodies.I'd rather be stuck in the Beetlejuice cartoon instead.
Would you rather wake up in the days of your parents' childhood or your great-grandparents' childhood?
Nah, if I woke up in the days of my parents' childhood, I most likely would've woken up in the 1970s-1980s.
Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Mar 4th 2025 at 4:57:28 AM
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...In other words, WWI or WWII?
I think my great-grandparents time might be less bad.
WYR be able to adjust your own perceivable visible spectrum (eg: see infrared or xrays) or be able to make your vision telescopic/microscopic (ie: see very far away or very close up)? I suppose, by the transitive property, I too must be "Vulcan as a Motherfucker."[1]
Sonic 06. More So Bad, It's Good value.
Would you rather be a Pint-Sized Powerhouse or a Gentle Giant?
5'11" is average height? That's pretty tall to me, lol.
Edited by Bluethorn on Mar 7th 2025 at 3:01:04 AM
Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.Given I'm at that fucked-up in-between height of 5'11" (180.34 centimeters), I'd say I'd go for the Pint-Sized Powerhouse, just to see what it's like.
Would you rather be stuck in a trashy dating sim, or a horror visual novel? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
When I was a wee Nekko, my elementary school had a unit on why Drugs Are Bad, and it scarred me for life. Many years later, I became friends with a man who had gotten out of a cocaine addiction but whose sinuses had never fully recovered. I don’t want to fuel someone’s addiction, so I’ll take the adult toys. (Besides, there’s a certain art to silicone casting, especially in the shape of monster genitalia.)
Would you rather have a dog with human hands, a cat with a human face, or a horse who is only a torso?
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)Horse. Least Uncanny Valley of the three.
Would you rather touch Castorice or touch Angel Devil?
"You can't spell 'Wario' without 'war'."I have no frame of reference for either, so Castorice I guess.
WYR: spend a weekend away at a beach resort or a cozy mountain chalet? I suppose, by the transitive property, I too must be "Vulcan as a Motherfucker."[1]
Neither are good options (because of how uncanny both animals can look) but I think I’ll take having a horse’s head. I don’t know if having a fish head would make me suffocate or not, and it's easier to pass off having the horse head. I can just pretend to be wearing one of those dollar-store masks.
Would you rather have a third arm or a second head? Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
A TV for a head. I've never seen a character with a phone for a head before.
Would you rather be an anthropomorphic animal that can transform into a humanlike battle suit or a regular human that can transform into a superpowered anthropomorphic animal cyborg? Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3

In the future.
Would you rather deal with a Jerkass or a manipulator?