Senior Citizen. I'd have an excuse to be an asshole.
Would you rather live in Japan or China?
Now known as Cyber ControllerJapan. I hear it's got some pretty nice places to go to and I could try to get a job at Nintendo.
Would you rather be a great white shark for a week or a giant squid for a month?
edited 2nd Jul '16 8:08:02 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."The pizzeria. At least then that no-faced motherfucker won't pop around all "Hey dude what's up? I'm not gonna kill you but... BOO!"
Kill someone or rape someone? THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER!
Long live the New Bev.Srsly? -sigh- Kill. At least in self-defense.
Become cursed with being a Gender Bender or Become cursed with swapping bodies with your Mom/Dad?
edited 3rd Jul '16 5:14:49 PM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"I'll probably take the latter option if we're playing by the rules of the movie/book. (And thus meaning we switch back once we understand each other better.) I would probably half to switch with my mom, though, because I'm too socially awkward to pretend to be my dad.
Would you rather be a Crystal Gem or a resident of the Underground?
Me too.
edited 3rd Jul '16 5:43:04 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."Little sibling.
Go without shoes or wear shoes without socks?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Short shorts. They might not be that bad if I wear proportionally revealing upper body clothing.
Would you rather be a Sith Warrior or Inquisitor?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.Depends on precisely what temperature they are.
Be Guts or Griffith?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.Guts. No matter which one you choose, you will be screwed.
Would you rather install Gentoo or install Arch Linux?
Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.I guess Gentoo. I'm a Windows guy.
Would you rather be forced to sit through Undertale references forever or Five Nights at Freddy's references forever.
Long live the New Bev.... You know, I actually like Undertale and I'd rather keep my opinion of it positive. I already dislike FNAF, so hating it more is probably the way to go here. Less suffering, y'know?
Would you rather go to a theme park on its first day of operation or its last?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Gin and juice, since I have no idea what the latter option is supposed to be.
Make Pluto a planet again or make Sedna a planet?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!2. I don't really care about Pluto.
Would you rather look at My Little Pony Rule 34 or Sonic the Hedgehog Rule 34?
Now known as Cyber Controller

Classic only because no one knows how the other Ghostbusters will do yet.
Would you rather be a sickly toddler or a durable senior citizen?
The legend has returned.