Not really a superpower (assuming I'm not summoning one out of thin air or something), but a useful tool for a superhero in the making nonetheless.
Hmm, okay then...
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Magic clock folk. Love it.
I hope I can discharge my duties better than Grover...
How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?So I make levels made entirely of Bosses. Specifically, holograms of existing bosses/characters
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.That's...that's literally already me.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Well, I already don't harm animals so... alrighty then?
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideAm I a living joke in this thread when it comes to "powers"?
Certified Evil Genius and Commander1. I'm not a man, and 2. GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideno sandwich posting >:O
So I'm suddenly rich now. Cool.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Guess I can turn into a crocodile now
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againI am this already
ALL GLORY TO OUR GLUE OVERLORDS
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideIf it becomes necessary. Almost no circumstances make it necessary. Either way... superpower, yay...?
How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?So I'll admit I haven't checked, but I'm pretty sure I already have the ability to name weapons
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againOh no ... [drags fingers down face]
I uh... that's neat I guess
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
Gallows Humor
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