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So I can deteriorate the state of my surroundings at will? Lovely.
Beastly Bloodsports. So my power is making animals rip each other apart?
...I'm a monster...
....Errr okay so I have the power to look more manly in leather clothing. And I am now sexually attracted to guys? Or do I make guys sexually attracted to me? This power is....strange.
edited 21st Apr '16 7:19:59 PM by Ecrivan
Slept Through the Apocalypse.
Well, on the one hand it does mean I won't die from the apocalypse and could be in a position to fix things. On the other hand, since I don't know what kind of apocalypse it'll be there's a better-than-good chance This Is Gonna Suck.
edited 22nd Apr '16 6:42:18 AM by megarockman
The ability to spin in any chair? Sounds like a fun power.
I Banged Your Mom.
So now I'm a Memetic Sex God?
Star Killing The ability to blow up stars....people would have a right to be scared of me.
This Is Something He's Got to Do Himself
I don't know, but it sounds badass. The power to fight supervillains one-on-one?
Mwah! Goodnight, everybody!
Impossibly Delicious Food. GORDON RAMSAY EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
edited 22nd Apr '16 8:47:42 AM by gregnes2000
Secret Police. I become a master of stealth, basically a .
I can use books to store whatever I want like my own Hyperspace Arsenal. Guess I'll be hanging around libraries more often now!
A power to cause couples to fight.
I can have PTSD flashbacks at will? That doesn't seem like a very useful power.
Why do I keep getting Insta make me ridiculously attractive powers? I already dislike the amount of attention I draw for my looks as it is...
edited 22nd Apr '16 11:13:42 PM by Ecrivan
You Cloned Hitler!
Oh my...NOOOOOO! Worst. Power. Ever.
edited 23rd Apr '16 12:02:33 AM by UndyingPhoenix
Four Point Scale. So... I can't say anything bad about anyone? This power stinks.
Made of Magic, huh? Does that mean I can use magic?
Ate the Spoon.
So...now I can't touch spoons without them disintegrating in my hand? How am I supposed to eat soup or cereal now?
I have the powers of... seduction and cleaning? And a cute costume, too.
Extreme MÍlťe Revenge.
I have the power to mutilate people who ruin my life.
Pretty straightforward, this helps me mow down mooks fast.
Either this power is really bad or terrifying
Rapid Aging. DAMN IT!
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