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Dug Too Deep.
I have the power to unleash sealed evils in cans by digging.
Textbook Humor. Now I have the power to make boring textbooks a lot more interesting!
Loud of War
Your eardrums. Fuck 'em.
Sniping the Cockpit I gain the ability to kill enemies inside a vehicle.
edited 20th Apr '16 3:43:53 PM by Superjohn
Missing Man Foemation.
So I can create awesome flight shows for the dead?
Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence
So my great, wonderful power is to die?
Man, I got gypped.
Orphanage of Fear
Our specialty is the production of Laser-Guided Tyke-Bomb orphans.
Face Framed in Shadow
The perfect spymaster. Able to blend into the shadows with ease.
Seahorses Are Dragons. So now I'm a mutant winged seahorse-man. I can go in the air and underwater. AWESOME!
Rummage Fail. I now have the ability to accidentally kill my enemies with random thing I chuck out my bag.
edited 20th Apr '16 7:38:46 PM by KantonKage
...Huh, this power now that I think about it can be unbelievable dangerous. I can turn any product into the real thing. I could literally turn fake swords or weapons into real ones. If you gave me one of those little deadly sickness plushies I could...
edited 20th Apr '16 7:47:30 PM by Ecrivan
Military School. I have the power to make any failing student depressed. Cool!
edited 20th Apr '16 8:00:13 PM by Sedmikrasky
The Corpse Stops Here. I have the power to find dead bodies and later be accused of murder, yay.
.....Yeah...I can't say I will enjoy this power.
.....I am trying to not laugh and am failing. You got some bad luck little sister/Pocky.
edited 20th Apr '16 8:42:51 PM by Ecrivan
Reed Richards Is Useless
I now have the ability to destroy tools. This ability gets more powerful the more someone cares about the target.
I got Uncatty Resemblance.
Unfortunately, I don't have a pet at the moment. And sometime in the distant future, when I do, it'll look just as ugly as me. Perfect.
edited 21st Apr '16 12:46:02 AM by LegitimateIdiot
Bumbling Side Kick
....This will not be fun
I got The Hashshashin. I'm ridiculously stealthy, I guess.
Like a God to Me. My power is being sycophantic?
The Sacred Darkness
Benevolent power of darkness. Sounds like an awesome power.
So, what, am I a green lantern now or something? I dunno, I guess I'm just green now.
Life Drain this is a nifty ability.
...This is going to get rather brutal
Plot-Based Voice Cancellation. The ability to drown out plot-critical lines with background noises.
Could be useful, though it'd be awfully tricky to use in the way I want.
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