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AceOfScarabs I am now a shiny stone~ from Singapore Relationship Status: Drift compatible
I am now a shiny stone~
Mar 27th 2016 at 1:21:50 AM

Youtube PV link

umamusume.jp website

So now we have a new mobile/social game where your cute girls are also racehorses and wear gym clothes. Oh Cygames, how you milk the otaku gold mines.

edited 27th Mar '16 1:21:56 AM by AceOfScarabs

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NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
Mar 27th 2016 at 6:27:46 AM

I don't have to ask why, because the real question is "Will there be an anime about this?"

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AceOfScarabs I am now a shiny stone~ from Singapore Relationship Status: Drift compatible
I am now a shiny stone~
Mar 27th 2016 at 6:41:34 AM

I certainly hope so.

The three finest things in life are to splat your enemies, drive them from their turf, and hear their lamentations as their rank falls!
Zero10cutter Viewtiful!! from mississippi Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
AceOfScarabs I am now a shiny stone~ from Singapore Relationship Status: Drift compatible
I am now a shiny stone~
Mar 27th 2016 at 7:36:26 AM

My guess is that the rating would skyrocket if the girls had to wear actual horse tack. Bridles, saddles, oh my.

The three finest things in life are to splat your enemies, drive them from their turf, and hear their lamentations as their rank falls!
mrsunshinesprinkles Didn't vote for DEXIT from Somewhere, crying
Didn't vote for DEXIT
Mar 27th 2016 at 9:01:29 AM

A world where this exists is a world worth living in.

Really, none of us give a single shit about the gameplay do we? It could play like shit but we'd still be all for this.

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NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
Mar 27th 2016 at 10:16:28 AM

We need an uncensored nudity patch with a special "Breeding mode". Oh god dem horsedicks!

"We be we baby!"
Mar 27th 2016 at 10:31:30 AM

Really? No riding jokes? waii

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Mar 27th 2016 at 10:37:39 AM

i know you're all joking

at least i tell myself that

but goddamn i hate this

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Novis from To the Moon's song. Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Mar 27th 2016 at 2:04:03 PM

I clicked on this just to see if it involved moe centaurs.

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Zero10cutter Viewtiful!! from mississippi Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
AceOfScarabs I am now a shiny stone~ from Singapore Relationship Status: Drift compatible
I am now a shiny stone~
Mar 27th 2016 at 3:26:43 PM

Too bad they don't have any translatable info on their homepage yet.

The three finest things in life are to splat your enemies, drive them from their turf, and hear their lamentations as their rank falls!
mrsunshinesprinkles Didn't vote for DEXIT from Somewhere, crying
Didn't vote for DEXIT
Mar 27th 2016 at 4:47:29 PM

@trip: I'm in love for the lol random japan value, so I don't mind the creepy vibes. I'm almost certain this thing won't get a localization, but if it does, it'll be good reaction fodder.

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Meklar from Milky Way Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Mar 27th 2016 at 7:04:12 PM

What the fuck, Japan?

Okay, because I realize I might have reacted hastily and unfairly on the spur of the moment, I took a few minutes to sit back, put all my prejudices aside, and think this over carefully and systematically in the light of objective reason, and...

...what the fuck, Japan?

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Mar 27th 2016 at 8:42:22 PM

They actually did a surprisingly good job of making it not-creepy, at least if the PV is to be believed

Mar 28th 2016 at 12:10:07 AM

The concept of this is so out there that it managed to go past the creepy marks and instead hit the bizarrely amusing ones.

Malco from the Gungeon
Mar 28th 2016 at 12:35:43 AM

I know I've seen the tan-skinned girl with dark blue-black hair somewhere! I just can't place a finger on who she reminds me of...

edited 28th Mar '16 12:35:59 AM by Malco

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AceOfScarabs I am now a shiny stone~ from Singapore Relationship Status: Drift compatible
I am now a shiny stone~
Mar 28th 2016 at 3:42:22 AM

This whole thing reminds me of something a little sobering: Jamie "Dino Tokens" Wakefield's late wife, the Lovely Mare.

;_;

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Darling.
Mar 28th 2016 at 4:40:55 AM

see this is what happens when you let japan have ideas tongue

edited 28th Mar '16 4:41:00 AM by edvedd

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AceOfScarabs I am now a shiny stone~ from Singapore Relationship Status: Drift compatible
I am now a shiny stone~
Mar 28th 2016 at 5:14:55 AM

I guess someones in Japan really liked EQG.

The three finest things in life are to splat your enemies, drive them from their turf, and hear their lamentations as their rank falls!
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
Mar 28th 2016 at 5:20:18 AM

How do you know they didn't get the Idea from A night of Kantai Collection and Seabiscut?

edited 28th Mar '16 5:20:45 AM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"
Mar 28th 2016 at 5:25:06 AM

It looks to me like a fairly normal raising sim with the horse gimmick tacked on to make it stand out

WillDeRegio *stare* from Baltimore
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Mar 28th 2016 at 6:33:43 AM

What do you do with a bunch of horse girls? Make 'em race, 'cause why the hell not?

To me... it seems a little... bizarre. Otherwise, it's a novel idea.

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32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
Mar 28th 2016 at 8:53:33 AM

Finally, a video game for Comet the Super-Horse!

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