I regret leaving at that time.But, rules are rules! Oh, and see you gregnes!
When do you guys all feel you'd be available?
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart"I eat insects too," Arkady says, "though I feel sad when I have to eat a young, innocent bird."
"Humans have not been kind to me," he continues, "I was a pet. My mistress who first adopted me did not know how to treat a tegu lizard like me at all. Her cubs pulled me by the tail and hit me a lot. The eldest male and female in the family hated me a lot. I nearly starved, so I escaped. That way, I could maintain my life and knowledge - did you know that we tegu lizards are among the smartest of reptiles?"
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?"Fuhuhuhu. I am well aware of your species being quite dominant among reptiles."
"So, a human mistreated you? Hm. Quite unfortunate - but that's why they have other humans. You could just sneak off to another one. They separate themselves among various territories. Just sneak onto one of those large mechanical flying contraptions and go to another one. I am sure you can find another owner in a different territory."
"But, I guess you are one of those animals who just have that grudge against them. Anyway, as I was saying... you are in a fix, yes?"

Salty & Arkady read the paper, this is what it shows:
Crudely drawn image of a shotgun, but a shotgun nontheless
Crudely written almost unreadable words are at the bottom, they say....
P.S, you all SUCK!
edited 20th Mar '16 5:36:21 AM by T-manboy55