Glad to see that the rather arbitrary age restriction on the presidency has been lifted.
Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.I think we might be okay.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - CynthiaShe's a part of Big Three — probably a better choice than what we've been getting recently.
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thingThe plushie manages to be the least offensive president in American history.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."She does a great job in spite of her age.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - CynthiaBit young, but I think she'll do ok.
Given what I’ve read, I don’t see any real change outside of the President being a fish-looking dude.
Troper Wall — DeviantArtWhat am I gonna do. He's going to make me a mind control slave either way.
It's been 3000 years…Do better than your previous time as a leader.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
Might be a bit too excitable or distracted for the job
Probably very good on military strategy... not good for much else though
This is for what you did to me last yearBig budget increases for the military.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."We're utterly screwed.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
The government is probably going to be dismantled or some shit.
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing