Maou-sama: Certainly, as it is in my interests to stop her from exterminating the Jural race. However, I have a favor for you.
Would you swear allegiance to the Juralian race?
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?Maou-sama: Oh yes! Every Jural specimen, including me, is capable of shapeshifting and manipulating laser beams, using it as a weapon. I am the strongest Jural.
So, would you like to join the Jural race?
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?Maou-sama: Certainly. Then let our alliance flourish against the primitive Earthlings and the murderous Diamonds! I will provide you with only the best care possible.
Would you like to visit the Jural palace?
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You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?Maou-sama: The finest arts in the entire cosmos, only from the greatest Jural architects, statue makers and painters. Entire legions and corps serving for the well-being of the Juralian race. The beauty of the sea, with only the most unique creatures. I have heard that there is something in the ocean, though...
Would you like to spend some time there?
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?Last time I went with a stranger to a strange place, I nearly got murdered by Egyptian witches. No thanks.
They teach you all that 'stranger danger' stuff in school. You went to school, right?
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they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGobIt could be because they're not in a relationship. I was feeling unfairly bitter at my friend Bruno for getting a new girlfriend, which wasn't helped by the fact that I have feelings for him. I know it's stupid to, especially since I was the one who told him I couldn't date right now for various reasons, like wanting to focus on my life as Ms. Marvel, but I was still being pretty bitter.
Have you ever been jealous of a friend?
When we're done, there won't be anything left.NOPE!
No, not really.
Nah.
"No."-Weiss
Why do some people want me dead for killing Tifa Lockhart in Death Battle?
AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!

"It's a constellation of stars that's also part of a larger constellation: Ursa Major, or the Great Bear.
◊ You'd think that an alien would've seen that as she dropped down here. Do you spend a lot of time inside?"
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.