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poof227 Disco MILF from Space Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Disco MILF
Jan 11th 2016 at 11:38:39 AM

Yes, it is.

It CAN be stopped, right?

La vie est drôle.
gregnes2000 MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!! from North Carolina. It'll be our little secret!
MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!!
Jan 11th 2016 at 11:44:41 AM

Probably, yeah.

Why is everything trying to eat us?

Now I'm Bacon Zorp. Just a heads-up.
DeathsApprentice a Pak-American, part-alien, morphogenic nerd from the so-called Land of the Free Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
a Pak-American, part-alien, morphogenic nerd
Jan 11th 2016 at 12:23:26 PM

You kind of look like a vegetable. I think that's why.

Why do you look like a vegetable?

Good is not a thing you are, it's a thing you do.
gregnes2000 MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!! from North Carolina. It'll be our little secret!
MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!!
Jan 11th 2016 at 12:28:22 PM

It's probably because I'm a plant-animal hybrid.

PNF-404 isn't a very catchy name for the planet I'm on. Any ideas for a new one?

Now I'm Bacon Zorp. Just a heads-up.
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Jan 11th 2016 at 12:29:27 PM

What are chief characteristics of the planet?

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
gregnes2000 MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!! from North Carolina. It'll be our little secret!
MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!!
Jan 11th 2016 at 12:31:30 PM

Well, there's lots of water. A bunch of grass. Also giant carnivorous creatures. Any ideas?

Now I'm Bacon Zorp. Just a heads-up.
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Jan 11th 2016 at 12:33:39 PM

How about Grassy Predator Planet?

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
gregnes2000 MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!! from North Carolina. It'll be our little secret!
MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!!
Jan 11th 2016 at 12:43:33 PM

Eh, better than nothing.

What was the worst thing that has ever happened to you?

Now I'm Bacon Zorp. Just a heads-up.
powerpuffbats Sunny Little Dragon from Green Hill Zone Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Sunny Little Dragon
Jan 11th 2016 at 1:13:48 PM

Well, when I was young, Ruby's mother passed away and I was driven to find my own mom. One night when Dad was away, I put a sleeping Ruby into a Wagon and walked. After a while, I found an old abandoned house infested by Grimm. If it weren't for my uncle Qrow, Ruby and I would have died.

I was in the White Fang, a group of Faunus that once peacefully protested for rights. However, one mission, we almost killed a train's crew. Luckily, I prevented that from happening and left the White Fang. I was self-destructing myself a while later, but Yang snapped me out of it.

How can I get people to stop calling me cat ears?

I always start my semesters off with a Yang!
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM
18's Glomp OF DOOM
Jan 12th 2016 at 5:34:19 AM

Perhaps stop wearing them?

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Jan 12th 2016 at 5:35:13 AM

Maou-sama: Yes! Remove your cat ears! Your impression of a mindless Earth creature is too bad.

Are there any hospitable planets outside of Earth?

edited 12th Jan '16 5:35:21 AM by arcada188

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
whizzerd Don't eat humans, okay? from Scotland Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Don't eat humans, okay?
Jan 12th 2016 at 8:19:39 AM

Uh, I dunno! It'd be cool if we could find out one day!

But Earth's a pretty nice place to live anyway, right?

"Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob // goes by they/them, not he/him or she/her
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Jan 12th 2016 at 8:31:39 AM

Maou-sama: Yes. It is. That's why it will soon become the domain of the Jural race.

@26: I think there is a way to stop this superweapon. Luckily, we Jurals have designed technology beyond the very minds of the Earthlings...

If you have found a superweapon, how would you stop it?

edited 12th Jan '16 8:32:44 AM by arcada188

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
gregnes2000 MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!! from North Carolina. It'll be our little secret!
MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!!
Jan 12th 2016 at 8:46:26 AM

Step on it. Like I do with everything else I gotta kill.

Who is the stupidest person you've ever met?

Now I'm Bacon Zorp. Just a heads-up.
poof227 Disco MILF from Space Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Disco MILF
Jan 12th 2016 at 9:41:08 AM

Probably Yellow Diamond. She wants to destroy the earth, ignoring the resources it could create.

How ignorant is that?

La vie est drôle.
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Jan 12th 2016 at 9:53:47 AM

Maou-sama: Certainly. Not only it is a source of potential resources, but it is one of the few hospitable planets in this quadrant - and thus, the future homeworld of the Jural race.

Would you like to help me in my war against the vicious Yellow Diamond?

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
poof227 Disco MILF from Space Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Disco MILF
Jan 12th 2016 at 9:55:40 AM

Definitely.

Can the other Crystal gems help?

La vie est drôle.
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Jan 12th 2016 at 9:57:34 AM

Maou-sama: ...Who are they?

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
poof227 Disco MILF from Space Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Disco MILF
Jan 12th 2016 at 9:58:46 AM

Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. And Steven. They're the earths protectors, and have been for years.

That sounds acceptable?

La vie est drôle.
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Jan 12th 2016 at 10:04:01 AM

Maou-sama: Protectors of the Earth? Hmm. I always presumed that little brat Chargeman Ken was the only one. Oh well. I accept, as long as they won't interfere with the Jurals once we defeat that Yellow Diamond for once and all.

Would you like to take a look around the Jural underwater city? It is our outpost on Earth, and you would be such a gracious guest, for you seem to be more technologically advanced than the Earthlings!

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
poof227 Disco MILF from Space Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Disco MILF
Jan 12th 2016 at 10:19:48 AM

Underwater? That sounds fine by me.

What's down there?

La vie est drôle.
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Jan 12th 2016 at 10:24:19 AM

Enormous structures you've never seen before, large and long pipes designed for transporting any Jural to his home or workplace, and the palace where I and my soldiers, the defenders and saviors of the Jural race, live. It is but one of the many outposts where Jurals live, free from any crisis or catastrophe.

Would you like to take a look?

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
poof227 Disco MILF from Space Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Disco MILF
Jan 12th 2016 at 10:26:14 AM

I suppose so.

If it's so great, why do you want to to take over earth?

La vie est drôle.
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Jan 12th 2016 at 10:31:18 AM

As you may notice, they are but outposts, and the Jural race has grown over the years, the years when our great empire was still exploring the open space. However, a great tragedy has happened, and once glorious ecumenes growing on our heavenly planets are now toxic ruins! The Jural race has been spacefaring for years under my lead, and we have discovered Earth, one of the only planets hospitable enough to carry the Jural seijin. We can no longer wait. The Earthlings are primitive and use the resources of Earth too wastefully. Once I create a new homeworld for the Jural seijin out of this unsignificant space rock, we will have prosperity and peace again!

And what is your race like?

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
poof227 Disco MILF from Space Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Disco MILF
Jan 12th 2016 at 10:43:11 AM

It's a dictatorship, run my the diamonds. yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, White Diamond, and Pink Diamond. Everyone has a set place. It's awful.

Aside from the crystal Gems.

How about, instead of overthrowing the earth, we love in harmony with the humans?

La vie est drôle.

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