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Yes, it is.
It CAN be stopped, right?
Why is everything trying to eat us?
You kind of look like a vegetable. I think that's why.
Why do you look like a vegetable?
It's probably because I'm a plant-animal hybrid.
PNF-404 isn't a very catchy name for the planet I'm on. Any ideas for a new one?
What are chief characteristics of the planet?
Well, there's lots of water. A bunch of grass. Also giant carnivorous creatures. Any ideas?
How about Grassy Predator Planet?
Eh, better than nothing.
What was the worst thing that has ever happened to you?
Well, when I was young, Ruby's mother passed away and I was driven to find my own mom. One night when Dad was away, I put a sleeping Ruby into a Wagon and walked. After a while, I found an old abandoned house infested by Grimm. If it weren't for my uncle Qrow, Ruby and I would have died.
I was in the White Fang, a group of Faunus that once peacefully protested for rights. However, one mission, we almost killed a train's crew. Luckily, I prevented that from happening and left the White Fang. I was self-destructing myself a while later, but Yang snapped me out of it.
How can I get people to stop calling me cat ears?
Perhaps stop wearing them?
Maou-sama: Yes! Remove your cat ears! Your impression of a mindless Earth creature is too bad.
Are there any hospitable planets outside of Earth?
edited 12th Jan '16 5:35:21 AM by arcada188
Uh, I dunno! It'd be cool if we could find out one day!
But Earth's a pretty nice place to live anyway, right?
Maou-sama: Yes. It is. That's why it will soon become the domain of the Jural race.
@26: I think there is a way to stop this superweapon. Luckily, we Jurals have designed technology beyond the very minds of the Earthlings...
If you have found a superweapon, how would you stop it?
edited 12th Jan '16 8:32:44 AM by arcada188
Step on it. Like I do with everything else I gotta kill.
Who is the stupidest person you've ever met?
Probably Yellow Diamond. She wants to destroy the earth, ignoring the resources it could create.
How ignorant is that?
Maou-sama: Certainly. Not only it is a source of potential resources, but it is one of the few hospitable planets in this quadrant - and thus, the future homeworld of the Jural race.
Would you like to help me in my war against the vicious Yellow Diamond?
Can the other Crystal gems help?
Maou-sama: ...Who are they?
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. And Steven. They're the earths protectors, and have been for years.
That sounds acceptable?
Maou-sama: Protectors of the Earth? Hmm. I always presumed that little brat Chargeman Ken was the only one. Oh well. I accept, as long as they won't interfere with the Jurals once we defeat that Yellow Diamond for once and all.
Would you like to take a look around the Jural underwater city? It is our outpost on Earth, and you would be such a gracious guest, for you seem to be more technologically advanced than the Earthlings!
Underwater? That sounds fine by me.
What's down there?
Enormous structures you've never seen before, large and long pipes designed for transporting any Jural to his home or workplace, and the palace where I and my soldiers, the defenders and saviors of the Jural race, live. It is but one of the many outposts where Jurals live, free from any crisis or catastrophe.
Would you like to take a look?
I suppose so.
If it's so great, why do you want to to take over earth?
As you may notice, they are but outposts, and the Jural race has grown over the years, the years when our great empire was still exploring the open space. However, a great tragedy has happened, and once glorious ecumenes growing on our heavenly planets are now toxic ruins! The Jural race has been spacefaring for years under my lead, and we have discovered Earth, one of the only planets hospitable enough to carry the Jural seijin. We can no longer wait. The Earthlings are primitive and use the resources of Earth too wastefully. Once I create a new homeworld for the Jural seijin out of this unsignificant space rock, we will have prosperity and peace again!
And what is your race like?
It's a dictatorship, run my the diamonds. yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, White Diamond, and Pink Diamond. Everyone has a set place. It's awful.
Aside from the crystal Gems.
How about, instead of overthrowing the earth, we love in harmony with the humans?
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