The woman says, not looking up, "Welcome to Alpha Complex Monorail, the safest form of transportation between sectors." She idly pulls a piece of small wreckage from the earlier train from her hair. "How may I assist you today?"
The woman checks her computer screen. "A one-way ticket from ICK to HRG will cost you 15 expenditure points, 10 for the ticket and 5 for the per-passenger processing fee. How many tickets will you be buying? If that's your med-bot, it can either go free as luggage or you can buy a ticket to keep it with you in the passengers area."
"Please hold still while I scan you, Integ-O-ITY-4." Beta-Max says. "My scan uses ultra-sonic frequencies and passive gamma-ray backscatter. Side effects may include tingling, nausea, and in some rare causes itchiness, vomiting, death, or sudden mood-swings."
Dice roll to see what the outcome will be: 5. For future reference: 6: three points of healing, 5-4: two points of healing, 2-3: one point of healing, 1: Some result that amuses me
"Scan completed. You are suffering from... combat damage and handling an exploding laser pistol. "
Beta-Max begins tending and bandaging Integ's wounds. Surprisingly for such a clumsy looking robot, its movements are quite gentle and skilled. Integ is soon healed up to 75% health.
"You have been a good patient." Beta-Max tells Integ, patting him gently on the head. "Have a lolly-boo.". Beta-Max produces another bright red lollipop and hands it to Integ.
Beta-Max turns to Lanius. "On a scale from one to ten, how would you rate your pain?"
Your current expenditure points can be found here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gqJtH3nBMzUtfriuHul_Geuga2lXJPtdJGy869crpz0/edit?usp=sharing
"I like him, and knowing our luck with injury he'll prove useful. Easier to get on the train than Blackjack, too." Teslaa commented, wandering over to the ticket booth, "Let's take him."
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”The woman points at a slot on Silence's side of the counter, waiting for him to insert his cred stick. Once he does, she can begin to work.
The woman punches buttons on her computer. A shiny plastic ticket prints out of the printer. Deja vu is felt all around.
ICK to HRG - 2:00 PM - Five (5) Trouble Shooter Fare
She hands the freshly printed ticket to Silence. "One ticket, five passengers... thirty-five expenditure points have been deducted from your account, leaving you with a balance of 45 credits. Tickets are non-refundable. If for any reason you lose your ticket, new tickets may be purchased onboard the train at a penalty cost of 20 credits per ticket instead of 10. Have an approved level of nice day."
Does anyone want to do anything else before the train arrives?
edited 23rd Nov '15 12:44:49 PM by Nodrog
Teslaa pulls Thomas roughly out from behind the column, "Nah, I'm good Silence." She then adds to the Red, "If effluent hits the turbine, which it always does - you're first in line, buddy."
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”Teslaa stuck out a foot to trip Thomas as he fled, "Yes, Friend Computer is infallible. However, we poor clones, are far from it excellence - therefore we are likely to get ourselves into terrible trouble. When that happens, RE Ds go first into the firing line as per Alpha Complex procedure." She explained with a smile.
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”Lanius manages to articulate some strangled gibberish and roughly shoves Beta-Max off of him. "You're putting the tourniquet in the wrong place! I haven't been impaled through the neck!" As an afterthought, he adds, "You should probably remove the giant pole first, as well."
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor HebertTeslaa sighs and attempts to reason with the robot using her programming experience, "Beta-Max, please remove the pole from his body and then reassess your treatment plan -I'd suggest applying the tourniquet to the bleeding area"
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”Teslaa's efforts 1+Brains+Programming=2 2 5 4 4, I'll be nice and say one success is enough this time causes Beta-Max to stop. It easily pulls the pole out of Lanius. "Reassessing treatment options." 2 Beta-Max slaps a large bandage on the gaping chest wound, healing Lanius to 50%, then hands him a lollipop. "You have been a patient. Have a lolly-boo."
edited 23rd Nov '15 8:58:57 PM by Nodrog

"I am... fine." Thomas shifts his feet in the opposite direction, and marches away.
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war."