"I've heard of the cloud before. Get this; it's this newfangled way of storing data... without actually storing it! Tech-magic, is what it is. Just now I stored all of my numbers in there. I'm not sure that was a good idea; on the one hoof, no-one can mess with them, but if the cloud breaks, then they'll be deleted, and that would be very annoying."
edited 18th May '16 2:08:37 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!Androids? Humans are so lazy they started banging fake humans made out of steel?
That really is advanced technology. I think we might need it.
It would be useful in fooling Sharko.
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?That hideous little thing is not a human.
Most definitely. Humans belong to the order of apes - this is not an ape. Looks like a hideous hybrid between a tarsier and an insect larva.
...Can I eat it?
No! This alien abomination is probably poisonous!
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?"WHOOOO YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!" *starts headbanging*
"...What?"
edited 23rd May '16 11:37:11 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!![]()
Damn, that is some good wool. Hey, uh, what is your name? We have got just the perfect work for you.
Zig, no...
-kick-
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
It doesn't sound too bad- AUGH
edited 23rd May '16 11:38:39 AM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?

"Charging go"? Is that what I think it means? -Homura blushes-
Now known as Cyber Controller