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"So is the afterlife? How underwhelming."

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Is that all you can say? Are you a Pokemon called "Mmmmm"?

   Get out my way before I perform some animal cruelty   

"Oh? Is that a tavern song of some kind? From the realms of men perhaps?"

edited 28th Nov '15 9:40:32 PM by Laithelryn

"What's that?"

"Oh yeah? Then tell me ya real name!"

Not my computer. I post on Space Twitter. Oh wait. Special Beam Cannon

-straight through the thief's heart-

Cool

What the fuck is a Namek?

Make sure that you love and take care of each other.

"I 'unno. I feel pretty alive right n-"

edited 30th Nov '15 9:10:27 PM by gregnes2000

-Mai throws a throwing knife to the thief pinning his jacket-

Return my cash now.

So does that make you a king or something? That must mean you have your own harem of chicks!

edited 6th Dec '15 3:58:13 PM by Savaget1337

You don't look like one.

Yep.

   -mocking laugh- Is that supposed to scare me?   

Err...are you talking to me? Sir?

edited 7th Dec '15 4:14:32 PM by Palindromee

(Who is this Mettaton and why do you ask for such a thing done to you?)

   ba humbug   

we can see that it's you.

Yeah.

It's us!

Don't...just don't...

A Merry Christmas to you as well!

Thanks. Are you my present?

But you don't have a Giant Sword.

.....

I think it's trying to say something.

Who is this "mettaton"?

Why would you thank him?

Why would anyone want to be punched in the face?

"Why should I care?"