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Oceanstuck Dark Sun, what choices have I...? from see handle Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dark Sun, what choices have I...?
#18476: Jul 28th 2017 at 6:28:08 PM

Lewis - Mindscape - Oh drama, can you please leave me be?

"Leave me out of this," I mumbled, putting space between myself and the uncomfortable fight in the making

i guess you can watch me shitpost i guess
AllHailThrall For the Horde! from Somewhere (It’s Ben 10) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
For the Horde!
#18477: Jul 28th 2017 at 6:35:43 PM

Kurt Zisa fight — Second verse, same as the first

Riptide turned towards Delta and nodded slightly, before advancing slightly forward, continuing to fire a jet of water in the giant creature's direction.

"Yeah! We've got it on the run! We're turning the tide of this fight!" Riptide insisted, focusing harder on the monster. "Keep pressing the attack, we'll get him down soon enough!"

I can still hail the Horde even though the company has shamed us. Strength and Honor even if Blizzard has neither.
Locoman Since: Nov, 2010
#18478: Jul 28th 2017 at 6:59:36 PM

Mindscape

"... I don't get it." said Morty as the completely-out-of-place music started blaring around them. A few more seconds into the thumping - albeit, it must be said, somewhat catchy - cacophony of bass and monotone noises and shoving, Morty didn't seem to look anymore comprehensive.

Meanwhile, Rick was mirthlessly chugging down more alcohol in an attempt to numb his senses to a renewed spat of bickering between Rex and Eve. "Shut up! Just *uuuurp* shut up!" he finally snapped at the two as their bickering started to reach a crescendo. "If you don't stop arguing this second I'm turning this entire psychotherapeutic dungeon crawl around and we're going home!"

FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#18479: Jul 28th 2017 at 7:03:51 PM

The Library - Riddler

The Riddler peered at Garrett and lowered his gun slightly at the man's insistence on no violence. While he personally would have liked nothing better to blow this interfering fool's brains out and get back to work, Garrett had been the resident of the city that had been the kindest to him. Not only that, but Garrett had been there for quite awhile, meaning that he had invaluable information and contacts. It wasn't wise to throw away such a potential ally.

"As I said before, plans change. But, in this case, building an empire ensures that my allies and I have power. While you may tout an "all in this together mentality," the simple truth of the matter is that there are too many conflicting personalities in this city for that to be possible. Once I obtain this power, I shall be able to enact other plans of mine on a larger scale. Perhaps, I shall go with my original protest plan or perhaps not - my mind is mine and mine alone." the Riddler gleefully proclaimed. Then he turned to Garrett.

"You! You have the air of a thief and have been most helpful so far. If you know of any others of a thieving nature like you, please distribute some posters to them and you shall be amply rewarded. We could become kings together!" the Riddler said. He was a sucker for flattery and quite liked how Garrett called him boss.

TruthHurts22 You can't handle the me Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
You can't handle the me
#18480: Jul 28th 2017 at 7:33:52 PM

The Library

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay okay calm down buddy!!" Reigen stuck his hands up and waved them around like some kinda of jazzy move, staring down the gun's barrel. Luckily enough the pink guy came to his rescue before Reigen could make things worse.

With a relieved sigh, he let himself relax a bit. "He-hey man, no need to go straight to violence." He carefully placed his poster-paper down on the desk. "All I'm trying to say is that...is it really a good idea to try and build an army against the guy who brought us here?"

DeisTheAlcano Bored Witch Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Bored Witch
#18481: Jul 28th 2017 at 8:18:30 PM

Silanea's Mindscape — "This is a jackdaw... But if you should ask him, he would claim to be an eagle."

Great, Rex just expressed his frustration and Eve just had to mention how her day had been much worse than his and even tried to get Lewis in on the conversation. Rex clearly didn't mean to imply that and took his time to carefully consider his answer but whatever, Eve was going to find something wrong with it either way.

"L-look, I never said my day was worse than yours... I just didn't enjoy it, ok?"

The challenge with Tairee sounded a lot better the way Eve explained it so obviously she had failed to mention a few things.

"And why does everyone forget that this is Tairee we are talking about? She's not a good person!" but most importantly "And she's not even in the top 20 of hottest girls in the city"

Rick stepped in—weirdly acting like the voice of reason for once—and threatened them to stop arguing or else... well, he couldn't exactly do anything but they got the idea.

"I'm not arguing! She's the one that's always insulting me no matter what I do"

BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#18482: Jul 28th 2017 at 8:19:36 PM

Mindscape

"...I'm not sure I like the implications of that song" Curly murmured as Tester's song continued to play.

Unfortunately it was accompanied by Eve and Rex starting to fight "This is ridiculous" Curly said under her breath as Rick shouted at the pair, but she merely kept walking, edging closer to Lewis and away from Rex and Eve.

secretlyasuperhero someone from somewhere Since: Mar, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
someone
#18483: Jul 28th 2017 at 8:42:58 PM

Eve|Mindscape|Yeeesssssss

"Join the club," was Eve’s response to Rex's complaint about his day. She was over it. And then he went and insulted Tairee. She ignored it, ignoring him, before he went and blamed this on her. "Excuse me? She stopped and turned to face him, and her voice went cold. "You insult everyone you meet. You’re the one that can’t handle the fact that I might be stronger than you. Or better at my job than you are. Are you really so arrogant that you can’t imagine someone being better than you at something?” She held up a hand to forestall whatever Rex might say in response, tilting her head in thought. “Wait, yes. Yes you are. Cole was turning into a demon and you called it a temper tantrum. He committed suicide in order to escape, and you acted like it was nothing, because you didn’t understand it. Or because you couldn’t handle the possibility of fearing him.”

A pause, and her tone wasn’t angry anymore, but simply resigned.

“You criticize Ben for being a child, for being immature, when he has been far more mature than you. Unlike you, he’s trying to learn, trying to get better. You just seem to get worse. And I can’t tell if it’s because you fear that he might be stronger than you, or because you think you can hide behind someone else's lack of maturity. Or maybe it is because he’s stronger than you. You can’t stand being inferior to someone, so you insult and put down anyone who might be. You insulted the spirit of winter. Jack Frost. Do you have any idea what that means? Have you ever read any fairy tales? Winter isn’t all light snowfall and frost on the windows. It’s hypothermia, people frozen to death in blizzards, someone falling asleep in the cold and never waking up. You insulted Miss Tairee. A librarian who can shape the universe, the multiverse, to her whim. The greatest resource we have in this whole mess. And you insulted her because you can’t handle your teenage hormones. Cole, the person you keep insulting? He’s a trained soldier. He moves like someone who has been fighting for most of his life. Not for fun, or for sport, but for survival. Going for the cheap shots, the practical shots, because things like rules and honour don’t matter when there are lives on the line. If he wanted to kill you, if you had ever pushed him that far, you’d be dead before you even noticed his presence. He turned into a demon with the same abilities, and none of the morals. You were lucky, Rex. He went after Arcade. But you were out there too. It could’ve just as easily been you. But it wasn’t, so Arcade payed the price for your mistake, your arrogance.”

“You hurt Ara, Rex. One of the sweetest people I have met. She helped me come to terms with something I had done, no questions asked, nothing but being there. And that was what I needed. And she’s a trained fighter too. She was fighting in the library. But you know nothing of her abilities, so you act like they don’t exist. You act like everybody is beneath you, not because they are, but because you can’t handle the idea of someone being stronger than you. You underestimate people so easily. You underestimate everyone. Ghostfreak is an easy fight, you said. When did you fight him, again? Day 10? A break day? In the daylight? When no one could get hurt? Yes, everybody should hail Rex, the conquering hero, who bravely fought the monster on a day when ''no one could get hurt,“ when there were plenty of other people to watch and help. What would you’ve done in the dark, Rex? Who are you in the dark, Rex? When there is no one around to praise you, no one near to enlarge your ego. Would you help someone if there was nothing in it for you? Or are you really that selfish? But, according to you, Ben is the one who is dumb, and Cole is the one who needs babysitting. Jack lies, and Ara is naive and stupid. Maybe you’re just projecting. ”

“But Ben, Mary, Cole? They’re children, Rex. They have time to learn, to grow, to be better. Ben has time to grow, to learn to stop rushing in and to use his head once in awhile. He’s ten. I’m sure that you were a perfect person when you were ten. If the fate of your world is resting on your shoulders, you shouldn’t use it to pick up chicks. You shouldn’t be so damn flippant about it. You flaunt that status around like it’s something to be proud of, a status symbol, not a responsibility. And if you’re lying just to make yourself look better, you should be ashamed.”

Another pause, and her tone changed to something sadder, quietly melancholy, and oddly empty.

“You should just be glad that you can save the world, not end it. That you can save lives.” A long, so silent as to be suffocating pause, and Eve’s tone was back to normal. “You judge me on nothing. You’ve never seen me fight, not really. Never seriously. Because unlike you, if I kill someone, through collateral damage, or losing my temper, or not looking, or for whatever reason, there are consequences. I have no organisation to cover for me, no authority to hide behind. I’m accountable for my actions. I own my mistakes. You just act like they don’t exist. If I cause collateral damage, I pay for it. Literally. So I never fight with all I have, I never stop holding back. I’m weak because I choose to be weak. I memorise everything I read. I can turn my nanites into anything. I could turn into a tank, copy your,” her voice took on a mocking tone, “BFG, your Boogie Pack, the weapons you hide behind silly names, stupid names that you think will help you hide the fact that you killed someone with them. I choose not to. I’m weak because I choose to be weak.”

Another pause.

“And if I had ever decided to seriously fight against you, I would’ve slit your throat days ago. If I was trying for non-lethal, I would’ve broken your kneecaps, left you crippled on the sidewalk.”

Eve paused, and her voice dripped with scorn.

“You’re pathetic, Rex. Nothing but a glorified bully.”

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FantasyLiver Since: Oct, 2012
#18484: Jul 28th 2017 at 8:48:39 PM

Library

"Of course it is you perfidious nuisance!" The Riddler explained, jumping in the air quite nimbly and stomping both his feet on the ground like a petulant toddler.

"Judging from your mannerisms and dress, I'd say you're no stranger to being on the more fun side of the law. But criminality aside, wouldn't it be best to have a group to belong to that could pool its resources together to deal with problems? And if we make a little profit and have a little fun along the way, all the better! What's the Writer going to do to us - send us back?" the Riddler guffawed at the absurd notion and began gathering up his posters.

"Now, whoever is with me, start getting some flyers. Those who aren't had best stay out of my way!"

Locoman Since: Nov, 2010
#18485: Jul 28th 2017 at 9:18:16 PM

Mindscape, What Every Tabletop Gaming Session Invariably Turns Into Sooner Or Later

"Okay, that's it, everyone's turning around and we're going home." Rick snapped, looking very much like he wanted to strangle everyone in a five foot radius. "Why are - why are you dumb shits the best and brightest that got sent into this girl's head to sort out her *urp* PTSD?"

"Are there - are there seriously no *urp* trained psychotherapists in this city that are capable of doing more than prescribing marijuana to people or turning into soul-sucking demons?"

"Rick, we can't just turn around, Tester said-"

"Rick you can't just burn bridges like this these are our - our dungeon... crawl p-party members or something..." Morty said, trying to speak up over the sound of everyone arguing to no avail.

"Look, look. If I had a whiteboard handy I'd *urp* I'd sit down and mathematically prove to you that you're all worthless turds- it's seriously been a long time coming - note  but we don't, so from now on we're all shutting our mouths and listening to Tester's stupid robot music to pass the time... until we bump into the next stupid monster... so I can think. Unlike any of you."

edited 28th Jul '17 9:19:08 PM by Locoman

Oceanstuck Dark Sun, what choices have I...? from see handle Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dark Sun, what choices have I...?
#18486: Jul 28th 2017 at 11:07:04 PM

Lewis - Mindscape - Death bro enters the drama

Curly joined me in wanting no part in this, and Rick started yelling at Rex and Eve to shut up like a parent whose kids were having a shitfit in the backseat. That was the last mental image I would associate with the man. Not that it worked.

"'Not a good person?' She saved Yoshika, from me, you were there, you saw it."

I would have kept going, but then Eve went into a long and bitter rant at which I was too taken aback to interrupt. The sheer glut of words made it hard to follow, but still I paid attention in stunned silence, briefly burying my face in my hands at the newly-revived image of Cayenne freezing to death.

I was starting to regret coming here.

"Wha—I thought you said Cole was fine. What is this shit I'm hearing?"

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FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#18487: Jul 29th 2017 at 12:12:50 AM

Boss battle

The first attacks to hit Kurt Zisa's bubble was Wang's sword technique and Spyro's cyclone; the bubble didn't seem to have much left in it, as with another flash and a sound almost like shattering glass, it vanished. Kurt Zisa once again fell to the ground with its body limp save for its head, which had another glowing orb appear in its mouth before it started to thrash around wildly again.

Delta's decoy wasn't really necessary at that point then, since Kurt Zisa had stopped being on the offensive. Riptide's attack hit Kurt Zisa's head, though it wasn't clear if it really did much. Orchid's long range attack hit into one of Kurt Zisa's shoulders, and though it did explode, it did seemingly nothing to the beast.

Meanwhile, the militia forces were carefully moving forward, but were currently at the wrong angle to really attack Kurt Zisa's head. Thomas flew overhead, casting spells down at the orb in the beast's mouth, though with it as a much smaller and erratically moving target, he was mostly missing.

Back on the rooftop, Louie took a step back with a surprised look as Orchid cast her spell. "Oh! You're like, not one of the normal people here. Uh, sorry, my mistake" Louie said a bit awkwardly. Then he looked back towards Kurt Zisa, and his face set with determination again. "Right, I still need to help" the trainer thought out loud. After taking a moment to ready himself, Louie took a running start towards the edge of the flat rooftop and jumped off, landing on a sloped roof just across a short gap from them. From there, still running, he was able to get closer down to the ground before jumping off towards there, landing with a heavy roll and a slight, "omph!" The trainer was quick to start getting back to his feet and start running again though.


Mindscape

The song Tester was playing abruptly stopped, and the AI stopped in place as well; even its screen flashing had slowed down, as the arguing went on. "I see my attempt to defuse the situation with humor did not succeed. I would suggest you all refrain from communicating with the parties you are currently angry at, until your emotions have had some time to subside" Tester said to them all. "Furthermore, mister Salazar, I would suggest you refrain from insulting others. I should perhaps also inform you, that I personally consider Sekreh Tairee to be a friend of mine" the AI then added towards Rex specifically, with a hint of anger in his synthetic tone. Tester was then silent for a few moments.

"Now, as for your question, Sans" Tester began, as he started playing a different song, which would oddly remind Lewis of the time he was mind controlled by Seiga. "Silanea will be vaguely aware of the events in this realm, as if seeing them in a dream. Though, the only parts she would particularly remember, are those where you interact with any persons that represent aspects of her mind. Including your foes" the AI then explained.


Hospital, meditation room

"And I was supposed to magically be certain of that from outside of the room?" Dave asked, half rhetorically. "All I knew was you had the door sealed and I could hear one of you saying something kind of suspicious. If you were one of the folks stuck in the trance, wouldn't you prefer me coming in here to be certain?" the doctor explained.

"... And besides, what, both of you come from universes where starting to make out in a room full of unconscious people is okay? Neither of you though that might be a bit inappropriate, or weird?" Dave pointed out, then shook his head as if disappointed. "Now, can you tell me if anything's changed about their condition?" the doctor then asked seriously, as he started inspecting the entranced people, starting with Eve. First he tried waving his hand in front of her eyes a bit, then held one of his hands close to her head, palm first, which started faintly glowing yellow.

edited 29th Jul '17 12:14:00 AM by FirockFinion

You are reading this.
ColeMinor I just want to help! from Definitely not Chicago Since: Jan, 2016 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
I just want to help!
#18488: Jul 29th 2017 at 12:30:20 AM

Anders cast a glance to Arcade, before offering Dave a shrug and a bit of a sheepish grin. "I mean it's not exactly something I haven't done before...but then I came from a Circle tower where that was the only way anyone ever got any action. Besides, I thought this spell was supposed to keep them...out? Admittedly I still don't know what's going on in this place. Your walls and floors are all so white, the sand outside is sugar, you have...whatever 'guns' are. This whole place is like a Fade fever dream."

Ser Pounce sat up when Dave approached Eve, letting out a tiny kitten hiss and batting at him, though it was more like batting at the ground somewhat near his feet. "Pounce, behave, he wants to help," Anders said mildly, and the kitten hunkered down where he sat, tail twitching slightly as he stared down the troll.

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#18489: Jul 29th 2017 at 4:19:28 AM

Shenhua Is Amused, Meditation Room

"If they unconscious, don't think they mind these two snogging, yes?" Shenhua chuckled idly as she regarded the collection of the people in trance. At least one met Ben's description of Eve; there was also the pink skullman from the library back when they were hunting Seiga and Rex, too?

"With monster Buddha outside, some people might just think they about to die, yes? They get crazy when they think that, even with whole "come back to life" thing." She hummed, certainly half-amused, half-appreciative of the two men in disheveled clothing that probably did way more than just kiss.

Then, a few of Anders' questions got her attention. "Weren't at library yet? You here because guy in charge of place wants to write books."

edited 30th Jul '17 6:15:06 AM by FergardStratoavis

Skooter910 Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
#18490: Jul 29th 2017 at 4:27:30 AM

Meditation Room

"Better a room where a human might wake up than an abandoned building where a feral might," Arcade said. While it wasn't the brightest thing he'd ever done, thanks to medical school he also couldn't say it was the stupidest.

"Nothing's happened," he reported, "they've been standing completely still the whole time. And before you ask how I'd know despite being distracted, I'd be dead several times over if I hadn't been trained to be aware of things like movement at all times no matter what I'm doing."

edited 29th Jul '17 8:26:16 AM by Skooter910

I say that aloud too sometimes, just: "man, no life."
FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#18491: Jul 29th 2017 at 3:05:14 PM

Hospital, meditation room

"Uh-huh" Dave muttered, not sounding completely convinced. He didn't seem to care about the kitten. "I think the real question now, is if we're supposed to be doing anything" the doctor mentioned, then paused his magic scanning of Eve to think. Then, Shenhua's words got an idea to him.

"Hey, yeah, we could go ask the librarian. I'm sure she knows or can find out what the deal with this is. We also ought to keep someone here, in case any of them snap out of it, so we can ask them about it" Dave told Arcade.

You are reading this.
ColeMinor I just want to help! from Definitely not Chicago Since: Jan, 2016 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
I just want to help!
#18492: Jul 29th 2017 at 4:25:03 PM

Hospital Meditation Room

"Librarian? Why would we...?" Anders thought that through a moment, then shook his head, glancing to Arcade. "I'm going to go ahead and just assume that anything anyone says to me is normal around here, I think that's going to save me time. Well...I suppose the two of us could go find this...librarian. Between my magic and your...gun, we should be able to defend ourselves if whatever that noisy thing outside finds us."

Pounce seemed aware of being ignored, but just offered another tiny growl before scampering away from Dave, jumping onto Anders's leg and scaling up the mage's robe. Anders barely even reacted, save to scoop up the kitten in one hand and let him scurry back into the pocket inside the robe, still growling as he went.

Dezmo Since: Jan, 2011
#18493: Jul 29th 2017 at 4:34:02 PM

Spyro-Hospital-Hate to Burst your Bubble, Kurt

Their attacks hit home and managed to burst through Kurt's bubble, causing Kurt to become dazed again. This caused Spyro to pause for a sec. SO, wait, did this mean that Kurt had 4 phases, or was this dazed state just part of a phase. That would mean they were still on phase 2 of the fight though...

Ah, whatever the case was, they were still winning.

"Heh, no need to tell me twice" Spyro exclaimed back to Ben, summoning another lightning bolt to strike Kurt's head. "We're really taking this jerk by storm, which has to come as a real shock to him!" he punned pack.

edited 29th Jul '17 4:39:40 PM by Dezmo

Skooter910 Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
#18494: Jul 29th 2017 at 4:38:44 PM

Meditation Room

Arcade seemed ready to argue some more, but closed his mouth and simply watched as Dave did his magic. While he would have liked to protect Eve from whatever she was facing inside the door, he was also worried that any attempts to interfere would simply cause more problems.

With a slightly pitying glance at Anders he said, "the librarian is working for the guy who kidnapped us. She's also rather powerful, so it's likely she knows something." With a nod he turned back to Dave.

"Sounds like a plan. I know how to transverse deserts, so it shouldn't take us too long."

I say that aloud too sometimes, just: "man, no life."
Locoman Since: Nov, 2010
#18495: Jul 29th 2017 at 5:16:22 PM

Mindscape, Drunk Angry Dad Rick is the Worst Rick of them All

"Okay okay okay. You," Rick jabbed a finger at Tester, "you shut the hell *urp* up, first of all."

"Oh, fuck." mumbled Morty from somewhere in the middle of the party.

"Rex, you're at the front. Eve, you're at the back. Everyone else - everyone else- clump up in the middle or something and nobody opens their idiot mouthflaps until we reach our next destination or so help me Jesus I will smack you all."

edited 29th Jul '17 9:05:26 PM by Locoman

pillowmantis Happy Box Hater Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Happy Box Hater
#18496: Jul 29th 2017 at 6:47:32 PM

Kurting in

Even though the fireballs had long since stopped, Caboose kept running around the battlefield erratically. It was only when Kurt was finally brought out of his bubble shield phase that this idiot noticed that the obvious glowing balls of flame were gone. An easy mistake for anyone to make, surely.

Regardless of his previous failure at approaching decent perceptional skills, Caboose's random running around found him closer to the candy clad snake thing than one might expect. In retrospect, Caboose thought, maybe he was too harsh on Kurt. Deciding to offer his hand in friendship, Caboose... started unloading his assault rifle into Kurt's face. This was done with literally no intention of harming him, but intent doesn't make bullets harmless.

Why is a yam attacking me?
DeisTheAlcano Bored Witch Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Bored Witch
#18497: Jul 29th 2017 at 6:54:15 PM

Silanea's Mindscape — "The vocation attracts a certain personality type. It's our nature."

"Look, I didn't come here to discuss her actions" Rex told Lewis, clearly not wanting to go through that again after getting verbally crushed at the library just a few hours ago.

Meanwhile, Eve snapped at Rex, finally speaking in a normal volume again. She described how he insulted everyone he met and started to dismantle the assumption that he was all alone up there in the firepower department or that people were as Rex described them.

Unfortunately, he couldn't go through every one of those and prove his point because Eve wasn't going to agree with him out of principle at this point. If she couldn't see that Ara was indeed naive (it wasn't even an insult, she clearly didn't have a lot of real-life experience if she couldn't understand what a date was, something that Jack was happy to capitalize on) that was her problem.

He didn't want to laugh at her face because that would obviously just make things worse. And clearly stating the facts—that he was in a whole another category—wouldn't sit well with her either. But, seriously, Cole? A threat? Get real. But this did alarm Lewis because hearing that Cole had turned into a demon (again) after Rex had said everything was alright demanded an explanation.

"Look, you don't need to worry about anything. I already took care of it. You can go talk to him at the library after we are done, if you want"

Back to Eve, Rex had already fixed a few mistakes and she was late to pointing them out.

"Ara and I made up. Same with Jack. Well, until Mary showed up and he decided to hit me... but t-that's beside the point"

And then she brought up Ghostfreak. Sure, Rex didn't see him as much of threat but, for a snark machine, Eve sure didn't seem to get the point of cracking jokes to deal with danger.

"I didn't tell Arcade to go outside the hospital. I didn't tell anyone to do that" like she would listen to him "And yes, I fought Ghostfreak! It was a while back during the water day. It was actually really dark underwater and I even saved Ben from getting possessed. But he probably didn't tell you that, did he?"

That wasn't everything. She actually thought Rex was in on this for the fame and glory. She actually implied he wouldn't lift a finger to save people if no one were there to treat him as hero. What an asshole.

"I-what? You think I want a parade?!" the comment about him judging Eve without having all the facts was specially hurtful because she had once again made fun of his amnesia just before it and even after he had tried to talk to her several times already, she just covered her past behind more and more insults. Now she wanted someone to understand her? "You are the one passing judgment on everyone and acting all high and mighty, little miss perfect"

Tester tried to calm things down but even he couldn't help but try to protect his colleague.

"I wasn't expecting any of you puppets to hate each other, anyway. And stop calling me Mister Salazar. My name is Rex!"

Rick had had enough of everyone's shit and threatened to quit the party if no one stopped arguing. He did come up with a decent plan of separating both Eve and Rex which the latter was completely okay with. She wasn't even supposed to be here in the first place and it's not like she was going to be of any help throwing insults and moping around all day.

"You know what? Fine" he said, leaving a good couple of meters of distance between himself and the rest of the group "I'm the tank anyway"

Alleydodger Since: Jan, 2012
#18498: Jul 29th 2017 at 8:45:48 PM

Boss Battle - Reckless but Fun

As the bubble around the giant creature popped and it collapse, Wang sheathed his blade and did something possibly very stupid. He leapt up onto the prone body of Kurt Zisa and pulled the newly acquired shotgun from his back. He eyed the odd, ugly thing for a moment before racking the slide. He did so again, and watched it spin and load another shell. He grinned and did so two more times, filling the barrels. He hefted it to his shoulder and took aim at the flailing head. "Let's see what this can do."

He pulled the trigger, unleashing all four barrels right at the beast's head.

Oceanstuck Dark Sun, what choices have I...? from see handle Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dark Sun, what choices have I...?
#18499: Jul 29th 2017 at 9:40:55 PM

Lewis - Mindscape - Can you percussive maintenance Rex's brain? Let's find out.

You would think having a sentient reality warping AI playing energetic violin music would at least distract from the horrible drama, especially when you were the one who picked it out, but in practice it just made me uncomfortable and irritable, in a 'checking myself for phantom strings' sense. Wait, if I was asleep, then couldn't...no, there were people coming specifically to make sure something like that wouldn't happen. Oh, you silly paranoid revenant, you...there was nothing funny about this. I probably would have told Tester never mind, please play something else, if I wasn't exasperatedly absorbed in watching Rex completely brush off everything I'd said as if nothing was wrong.

I stopped Rex as he started taking a fed-up Rick's advice to just go the front and can it, and punched him in the face.

"That's for lying to me!"

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Locoman Since: Nov, 2010
#18500: Jul 29th 2017 at 9:55:03 PM

Mindscape: Dungeons and Dickheads

"Holy fuck, what the hell did I JUST tell you people to not do?! No wonder none of you dumb shits can go for ten minutes in the city without *uuuuuuuuurp* provoking a six-way diplomatic crisis!"

"Hey look, I think I found a quarter." said Morty, who was desperately trying to ignore both the sound of everything going to hell for the sixth time that day and his own rising frustration at everyone around him.

It was perhaps the greatest tragedy of the past five minutes that it was merely a trick of the light.

edited 29th Jul '17 9:55:34 PM by Locoman


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