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Locoman Since: Nov, 2010
#28276: Apr 5th 2019 at 8:37:52 PM

Grocery store

"Spud up." Rick tossed three of the biggest potatoes he could find into the huge armored glove of the Space Marine. "Into t-the, the exhaust *urp* pipes, okay? If nothing else, we'll choke that bastard in there to death."

Edited by Locoman on Apr 6th 2019 at 8:22:00 AM

ScorpioRat from Houston, Texas Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
#28277: Apr 5th 2019 at 11:48:53 PM

Outside Grocery Store

Rex charged into the store, leaving Makoto with the four aggressive people outside. Well, at least the gunfire wouldn't be forcing them behind cover now. This was still kind of an uneven match though.

"No, but we need to get this wrapped up soon," Makoto said to Lewis as Anat slammed the Drow woman down. She hissed under her breath as the two bikers hit her Persona, but kept her focus through it. Anat was more stunned than really injured by the tire iron and chain, and the motorcycle balanced slightly more on its front wheel and spun around to slam the bikers with its back end.

Another rocket went off before anyone had a chance to stop it, and she and Lewis were caught in the open this time. Her mind raced to come up with a solution within the split second that she had to react, but Phillip threw himself in front of them and intercepted the rocket with his own weapon, causing a premature explosion before it could make contact. Unfortunately for Phillip, his arm was just about destroyed in the process. He was going to die if she didn't heal him again, but by then another rocket would fire and they'd all be in trouble. There wasn't time for healing mid-battle. She and Rex were the only two people that had any versatility beyond firing a gun, and she needed to take that rocket launcher out of the equation.

"...I'm going in close. We need to split up!" she said to Lewis and Rose, before sprinting past Phillip as fast as she could. With her increased speed, if she got in the woman's face before the trigger was pulled, she had a better chance of taking her down with her iron knuckles. As soon as she was in range, Makoto tried to knock aside Hiraki's gun with one hand and punch her in the gut with the other as hard as she could.

Another dark spell struck Anat directly, and this time it glowed an intense blue and retaliated with a Mafreidyne. Two sparks of nuclear magic were thrown at the Drow and Hiraki, setting off a pair of matching explosions. It didn't seem to care if Makoto was caught in the crossfire.


Inside House

"Scrounging around for a weapon, then?" Shadow Sae responded, understanding the creature in the guise of a human. She inspected the photo he showed her and shook her head. "No, I haven't seen him. But if you've been wandering around...have you run into a girl with brown hair and red eyes? She wears an iron mask and a scarf. If you help me find her, I'll help kill the man you're looking for."

Edited by ScorpioRat on Apr 5th 2019 at 1:53:37 PM

Korodzik Since: Jan, 2001
#28278: Apr 6th 2019 at 12:17:26 PM

Trickster || Streets

The Trickster smiled widely in response to Hades's description. "If your quarry's only advantage is his strength, then I would say he'll pose us no problem," he said.

He lifted a hand, and a droplet of fire danced over his palm. "All the muscles in the world will not save his skin from a fiery blast..." He lifted the other hand; insects buzzed over it. "...or from a poison sting."

He clenched his hands into fists, and lowered them. "Let us go and seek them out, Mister Hades. I know there is a library at the center of this city, which is considered a safe haven by the residents. Perhaps that is where we should check first."

Edited by Korodzik on Apr 6th 2019 at 12:19:45 PM

Locoman Since: Nov, 2010
#28279: Apr 6th 2019 at 8:05:17 PM

Streets

"Alright, see? I didn't *urp* I didn't really want to do that, but-god I don't know how a Rick would put up with this shit" Rick looked down at Louis's mangled body and sighed a weary sigh. "I-I'm walking away now, okay?" His arm shifting shape back into its default configuration, he rummaged for his portal gun in the folds of his labcoat and fired, backing into the rift while keeping his pistol trained on the members of the group nearest to him.

Edited by Locoman on Apr 7th 2019 at 7:02:51 AM

Oceanstuck Dark Sun, what choices have I...? from see handle Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dark Sun, what choices have I...?
#28280: Apr 6th 2019 at 8:19:49 PM

lewis, grocery, press f(il) to pay respects

"Oh. Y-you mean that?" I fiddled with my gun nervously. "Well, what do I—?"

Before I could blather any longer, crazy rocket lady was at it again. We might have been gibs right then, but the Phil guy interrupted the shot and took the brunt of it. "Oh god oh shit." I didn't have...particular attachment to him, and in the time it'd take for Makoto to bring him back from the brink the rest of us would be exploded for real, but it still bothered me...even so, I shoved it far enough back in my mind to not freeze entirely.

"Split up..." I quietly parroted, getting up anxiously to try and flank rocket lady. Maybe if I fired on her, she'd be distracted enough for Makoto to close the distance...? This was the sort of thing she was counting on, right? I shot while Makoto was out of range and then switched to the very mad drow.

house

The being paused for a moment, before nodding. It moved to exit the building, looking back at her with the expectation of her following. "...with her..."

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DeisTheAlcano Bored Witch Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Bored Witch
#28281: Apr 7th 2019 at 12:02:08 AM

Grocery Store — Watch the paint job

The sudden explosion and yells from made Rex hesitate for a second and wonder if he had done the right thing by leaving everyone outside exposed to the rocket launcher. Maybe he should have stayed and told someone else to handle the mini-mecha. It didn't look that threatening to be honest. But he trusted Makoto to take care of whatever was going on outside. The fact that she wasn't screaming and there was clearly a motorbike engine roaring outside the store was enough of a sign that she was fine. Karma had just humbled Philip a little, that was all. Rex just had to worry about keeping up the jokes during his own fight.

"Sorry, I thought my warning was loud enou-Hey!" the sudden weight on the motorbike was to be expected after such a crush and Rex was confident enough in his ability to handle it but he didn't factor being cut in any part of that equation. "That hurts, you know?" He tried to back off and quickly built his smack hands to hold back the contraption from actually cutting him. "What's your deal anyway? What did Marcus do to you? ...aside from existing, of course"

FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#28282: Apr 7th 2019 at 2:52:53 AM

Grocery store battle

The bikers were thrown away from Anat, one being thrown into a brick wall while the other hit a fire hydrant and went somersaulting into the street, painfully.

Hiraki meanwhile took a step to one side, then made another short and sudden technology-assisted boost in that same direction, just enough to give her the opening to fire on Makoto before she would reach. Or at least, would have if she hadn't suddenly been in a magic explosion; enough to throw Hiraki and bit and stagger her, it still didn't seem to do as much damage as expected. There were flickers around the fish woman, then when Lewis fired on her, an answer became clear as the shots pinged off armor that wasn't visibly there. "I think we're in a big misunderstanding here" Hiraki said through some pain, putting the rocket launcher away and drawing a large katana from her unseen armor. "I'm after a floran; nobody likes them anyway, right?" the hylotl asked seemingly rhetorically, as she took up a defensive posture.

Back with Anat, the drow woman seemed buffered from the worst of the magic explosion by her dark aura, then raised her arms again. "YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!" the drow woman yelled, as shadows seemed to spread on the ground and other surfaces around Anat. Black, rotting hands suddenly reached out of the surfaces, grabbing Anat and trying to hold her in place, dragging her to the ground. Lewis' follow up shots after shooting at Hiraki hit the drow woman in the stomach, getting her to yelp in pain, bleeding from the wounds. She looked his way, the shadows and dark hands around Anat dissipating from the lack of concentration. "YOU! DIE!" the high priestess shrieked, pointing a finger at Lewis. A burst of a couple dozen small, dark projectiles weaving around each other shot towards Lewis, with some mild seeking to them. If they hit, rather than cause any direct wounds where they impacted, they would make him start bleeding from his mouth, nose, ears, and eyes; the intensity of the bleeding would directly correlate to how many of the projectiles actually hit him.

Back inside the store, the killa kan was just starting to get its feet back under itself, while it started grappling with Rex's smack hands. The gun arm started to vomit out more bullets, even if it wasn't actually aimed at Rex. "WOT?! 'E'S A 'UMIE! ALL YOOS 'UMIES GET KRUMPED! GREEN IS BEST!" the squeaky voice replied from the speaker, as if it were obvious. A jump pack flared behind the killa kan, and Brother Marcus landed upon its back, grabbing one of the tall exhaust pipes there. With his other hand, the space marine slammed one of the potatoes into the exhaust pipe, then did the same with the second. The contraption seemed to groan a bit, then black smoke started to pour out of the front visor holes, the whole killa kan staggering as the pilot started coughing. "YOO DINK- ghagh! YOOS GOT DA BE-hGHelk! O' ME!?" the grot said between coughs, while the killa kan started stomping forward blindly, both arms swinging about madly while utilizing their implements with seemingly even greater fervor; the buzzsaw spinning faster, the shoota firing even more bullets, respectively. The grot inside had a couple more violent coughs, took a second to get in some at least not as smoke-filled air, then let out a roar that wouldn't have really sounded impressive if not for the speaker system, "WAAAAAGGGHHH!"

You are reading this.
AllHailThrall For the Horde! from Somewhere (It’s Ben 10) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
For the Horde!
#28283: Apr 7th 2019 at 3:44:12 PM

The streets

Ben's face turned white as he saw Louie get torn apart by what looked like Rick. Except, this was clearly not the drunken scientist. He may be a bad person but he wasn't bad enough to attack his own grandson.

Ben wasn't thinking about that at the time, though. He doubled back, starting to hyperventilate as Louie fell to the ground, covered in blood, not disappearing but his body just remaining. His Pokemon flew into a rage.

Ben's eyes widened, he felt like he was going to be sick.

He then started pounding his hand on the watch's face, trying to transform. The red face of the watch beeped uselessly at him, but Ben continued to smash his hand desperately on its face.

"C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! Let me go hero let me go hero let me go hero!" he grunted angrily, teeth clenched. He had to fight. He had to fight.

I can still hail the Horde even though the company has shamed us. Strength and Honor even if Blizzard has neither.
Locoman Since: Nov, 2010
#28284: Apr 7th 2019 at 7:20:14 PM

Grocery store

Taking advantage of the thick clouds of diesel fumes that were now liberally billowing out from the wretched contraption and obscuring its pilot's vision, Rick portalled directly behind the machine as it flailed about, howling in what sounded like impotent rage, and ducked behind a nearby wall. There was a heavy thud as a heavy jug of water salvaged from an aisle of the grocery store landed behind him.

"On my signal, Marcus, you *uuurp* dump this in the primary fuel tank and then cut the pneumatics, okay?" he barked to the Space Marine as he unscrewed the lid. "Rex, help me find the hatch, lid, cap, whatever- those potatoes won't hold forever!" He squinted and scanned the bucking machine for any signs of a fuel intake.

ScorpioRat from Houston, Texas Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
#28285: Apr 7th 2019 at 8:52:20 PM

Outside Grocery Store

It was really annoying how the fish woman could dash around like that, but her spell connected at least. And now she was trying to...not fight? Was she scared of being defeated?

"If you put all your weapons away and leave us alone, maybe I won't have to crack your skull open with my fist," Makoto said to her, frowning as she cracked her knuckles. She'd done it once already, so she knew it was possible. "I don't enjoy being nearly blown up. Your friend over there is pissing me off too." Anat shuddered as the ghostly hands tried to drag it down, but was suddenly released when Lewis shot at the Drow. It drove forward and shone its headlights in the Drow's face before shifting into humanoid form to try to slice its target in half with an arm blade.


Random House

"Oh, so you have seen her. Excellent, two for the price of one..." His nemesis seemed fragile enough to handle without much effort. Shadow Sae would have no issues crushing him and then moving on to Makoto. She followed the spirit out of the house.

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#28286: Apr 8th 2019 at 2:28:27 AM

Two, Vs. Capmerica

How was it that they could never figure out some sort of valid strategy for these fights? The thrown trash bin did little to dissuade her, but it slowed her down just enough to suddenly find ground again when her opponent threw his arm. With a pained grunt, Two only had enough time to bring up her arms to protect herself from the kick, unaware that Rick in the background had just killed Louie. It was a bit of a blur, again.

The best she could do at the moment was to swipe with her leg in an attempt to get Captain down on the ground. From there, if she were to be successful, she could introduce her enemy to her fist on the ground level; where she would hopefully triumph with her superior strength.


Zero, Grocery Store Chaos

It was chaos, indeed. Now and then Zero's eye ventured over to Brother Marcus. That looked like a foe a bit too big for her to handle, especially if the others were to turn on her. The walking can with a squeaky voice likely wouldn't hold much longer. There were still the people from the side over there, one of them screaming something about high priests. Zero's face briefly twisted in disgust. One of the heroes got hit with a rocket, his arm going to hell. Hm...

"Someone bring that armless wonder over here! I'll deal with that." Here was hoping that none of the nemeses would rudely interrupt her ploy. Then again, all of the heroes' hands were tied. "You don't want him to bleed out and cramp your style, do you, Rex?" She addressed the EVO specifically, hoping to make an appeal to ego while Makoto was busy with others. And if he let himself think with his hormones, then the others would have a tougher time with a robot.

Oceanstuck Dark Sun, what choices have I...? from see handle Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dark Sun, what choices have I...?
#28287: Apr 8th 2019 at 11:43:51 AM

lewis, grocery, shitty creepypasta character design 101
because shit, why not when you have the same level of edge

"Then why'd ya shoot first, asshat!?" I bitched at the launcher lady trying to pretend this wasn't her idea, still shooting at the drow until she switched to focusing me instead. There were...maybe in the ballpark of 20? shots, obviously magic, though whether they did anything besides damage wasn't obvious on sight. Not that I needed to know to have the sense to avoid it.

I ran to the side trying to dodge, noticing a little late that they were tracking me. Narrowly, I managed to leap behind cover and avoid the brunt of it. Not all, unfortunately, though nothing felt off just yet—

!?

There was the definite taste of iron in my throat, made familiar through a great many unpleasant and graphic memories. I coughed loudly, trying to get the blood out of my system; needless to say I'd figured out what the spell did. It wasn't utterly debilitating, at least not yet, but as I took aim again (with one hand, while covering my mouth with the opposite sleeve) I couldn't help but be distracted by how bad my eyes stang.

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FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#28288: Apr 8th 2019 at 8:53:59 PM

Street battle outside the library

Far from being his first rodeo, Captain America was able to avoid the sweeping kick, and was preparing to continue the fight, but there was a loud hum and flare of engines overhead as the Thunder Child came pulling into view. "Starbord! Stunners out!" Greg called from the deck, already at the edge with his own phaser pistol drawn. "Everybody freeze down there!" the militia member then yelled down at the group.

Captain America did the opposite of freezing and instead took that as cue to start getting out of there, sprinting away from the scene. "Got a runner!" Greg shouted, as he and a couple other militia members started firing on the Avenger with their phasers. They only seemed to slow him down a little however, and he was quickly around a corner at the end of the alleyway. "Damn it! Hey! What's going on down there?!" the militia member then asked down at the group.

Louie's dead body provided no response to Ben, but the three pokeballs still closed on his belt were rattling back and forth.


Grocery store battle

Strangely, the killa kan didn't seem to have any visible fuel intake. Either it was done from inside the cockpit chamber, or the vehicle somehow ran on something less tangible. For that matter, some of the limbs seemed to be lacking pneumatic devices or other pieces of machinery that Rick would know to be essential in order for it to function the way it did; yet clearly it functioned anyway. Brother Marcus was still holding onto one of the exhaust pipes, trying to work his chainsword into the top of the contraption. "I am not certain it is wise to abandon this position! It would be dangerous to get back to it!" Brother Marcus called back to Rick. "The greenskins are weak to fire!" the space marine added as a recommendation.

The killa kan was still wildly flailing and stomping around blindly, turning this way and that and threatening to put a bullet in basically every direction sooner or later.

Meanwhile outside, Hiraki shook her head. "I can't give up my weapons; I'll need them against the floran" Hiraki said politely, as if just pointing out the obvious. "Speaking of which, I'll have to go now!" the hylotl added, turning and running away down the street, starting with one of the short dash boosts again.

The drow woman was turning her attention back to Anat and just starting to prepare another spell, only to cringe and put an arm in front of her face as the headlights were shone at her. "GAH! You pathetic little-" the drow woman was cut off in her speech as her lower half was cut off from her body. "You... Haven't seen, the last of me..." she muttered, body slowly lowering a few feet before plummeting suddenly, landing to the ground in a lifeless slump.


Street battle outside the library, again

A short ways away, Bergree the drider suddenly appeared in the street with a blur, seeming a bit surprised. "Oh dear, that was unpleasant. Where am I now?" Bergree thought out loud, looking around.

You are reading this.
ScorpioRat from Houston, Texas Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
#28289: Apr 8th 2019 at 9:17:50 PM

Outside Grocery Store

Anat cut the Drow cleanly in half, permanently ending that threat. Or at least Makoto hoped, because the body was still there. Did that mean that any of these special enemies created for today had only one life? Killing them was definitely the best approach towards them then. It sounded like Rex, Marcus, and Rick were still struggling in the store, but she had to clean up everything else out here before she jumped into that fight.

"Don't let me catch you again!" she called out to the retreating Hylotl. She wished they'd gotten a hold of that gun though. She holstered her mostly useless revolver and called Anat over. It shifted back to motorcycle form and drove over the two bikers on its way to Makoto and Lewis, just in case they still wanted to fight. She glanced at Rose, and then at Phillip and Lewis. Well this was kind of a mess, but she'd try to fix it. "Don't worry, I can get him. "Mediarama." The motorcycle glowed green again and drove in a tight circle, trying to heal some of the damage Lewis had taken. And if Phillip was still technically alive, his arm wounds would be sealed to prevent further bleeding and give him some energy back. "You guys still able to move? We should probably report the one with rocket launcher to the Militia..." Phillip should still have a radio on him, dead or alive.

Ominae Since: Jul, 2010
#28290: Apr 8th 2019 at 9:41:40 PM

Gon, now getting into a confrontation in the streets

Chaoz made the first move when he fired his carbine. However, Gon was quicker than him and fired his beam rifle near his feet in order to get him to duck into cover.

Of all things...

Gon went for the nearest bench and immediately hurled it onto the ground before he got prone.

"Come on, Gon!" Chaoz fired his carbine at him. "Remember Cambodia!"

"Remember my ass!" Gon peeked out and fired his beam rifle when he used the corner of a nearby building.

I need to move out.

He decided to crouch and slowly moved back, but kept his fire up to pin down the bearded assassin.

Edited by Ominae on Apr 9th 2019 at 3:11:11 AM

DeisTheAlcano Bored Witch Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Bored Witch
#28291: Apr 8th 2019 at 10:02:25 PM

Grocery Store — The flesh is weak

"Oh, so you simply don't like what he is. Talk about irony" Rex tried his best not to chuckle—not really—but once the machine started randomly shooting again, he once again went back to drawing a target on his face. "Hey, hey! Keep your eyes on me. We're talking"

Marcus had a plan that for once didn't rely on brute force and it was completely ridiculous. He never expected such a highly trained and well-respected soldier using a potato as a weapon. Honestly this day couldn't be considered bad if Rex got to see that. Aside from an untimely interruption after waking up and Philip being a jerk, there really was not much to complain about. Yup, living the dream. forcibly trying to make the gun aim at the ceiling, where it wouldn't hurt anyone at the moment.

"Keep him busy, Spud" Rex told the Ultramarine. Once Rick explained the rest of his plan, though, Rex decided to stop joking and finish the fight once and for all. Unfortunately, this robot didn't seem to work like any ordinary machine.

"I'm... not seeing any of that. Hang on, let me try something" he said, reaching the machine with his normal hand.

At that moment, Rose asked for help which made Rex immediately turn because he could never say no to a hot girl—at least not without spending a second or two thinking about it. That almost made him get hit by the contraption. He quickly dodged it but took a moment to collect his thoughts.

"Sorry... uh, yeah Makoto can handle it, don't worry" he clearly empathized Makoto's name, and not just so Rose could hear it over the bullets. Sometimes he needed a reminder too. Speaking of reminders, the robot had made it clear that while it was out of control and not successfully attacking the group fighting it, it was still a threat. "You just sit back and watch the pro at work" Rex built his sword and moved forward with a swift slash aimed at the killa kan's legs. "I think it would be easier to toast this thing if it's not moving"

Oceanstuck Dark Sun, what choices have I...? from see handle Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dark Sun, what choices have I...?
#28292: Apr 8th 2019 at 11:30:51 PM

lewis, grocery

...Actually, forget it. Anat had the drow anyway, and the other one peaced out. Damn, and I wanted that rocket launcher. I lowered the gun and settled for trying to wipe my eyes a bit, not that it helped a ton when I was still bleeding. The heals from the bikesona felt a little better, but it didn't stop the mess, nor did the drow's apparent death. "Y-yeah. Curse is still going though..." I coughed again. "What next, besides calling that in?"

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stargirl93 Snowy from Zemuria Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Snowy
#28293: Apr 9th 2019 at 6:22:20 AM

Rean || Outside Library

While Cap was occupied by the stray trash can lid, Rean quickly ran over, moving Freckles out of the way to get one less weapon out of Cap's reach.

Gunfire erupted behind him, and then one of Louie's Pokemon started screeching and rattling loudly. Rean turned to the Claydol. "What's wrong-" Rean said, and then spotted Louie's dead body lying on the ground next to Rick with an unconscious Morty over the old man's shoulder.

What...What the fuck? Was that not actually Rick, but a nemesis instead? They needed to save Morty now, but Cap was still engaging Two. Where the hell was everyone else? Why was this so damn difficult? And then Fake (?) Rick tried to make off into a portal.

"Oh no you don’t!" Rean shouted, charging at the old man and aiming to tackle him to the ground.

A floating sailboat passed over them, scaring off Cap and telling everyone to freeze. Charging at an old man was very much not freezing.

TheStarscream759 from Maidenhead Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#28294: Apr 9th 2019 at 12:39:40 PM

Street Battle

It turned out Two was alright and was back into the fray facing off against Captain America but there was no time for a break in a twist fate it wasn’t the Rick that Herc knew and had just killed Louie. Herc could only watch in terror as he saw his fellow City Knight being torn about.

Ben tried to fight off Cap with a dust bin lid but it did no damage to the First Avenger whatsoever but before the battle continued the militia arrived in the Thunder Child up above the group and one of the militia members told everyone to freeze on the spot.

Herc then looked up to the Thunder Child and shouted as the member asked what was going on: “It’s okay we are friends! We are on your side!” Luckily for Herc, Cap got scared off as soon as the Milita appeared but unfortunately for Herc he saw Rean running towards the other Rick trying to save the unconscious Morty. “No Rean stop!"

AllHailThrall For the Horde! from Somewhere (It’s Ben 10) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
For the Horde!
#28295: Apr 9th 2019 at 7:00:03 PM

The streets

Ben stood there stunned, hesitating for a moment before the Militia's flying battleship arrived on the scene. Ben winced but stayed still, watching as both Rean and Captain America immediately leaped into action.

"We've got a situation! We've uh... we've got a friendly down!" he insisted, gesturing to the dead Louie. "We need to get to the library. And I think I know how to do it."

He looked towards Louie's Claydol, gesturing towards it.

"Hey, uh... Gold Eye. Golden... GOLDENEYE!" he called. "Goldeneye! Come over here! We're gonna get your master and his friends to safety, okay?" Before he could call the others, Rean started charging off.

"No, wait, come back, we need to regroup at the library!" he yelled. He looked back down at Louie. Maybe Miss Tairee could bring him back to life... he hoped so. The look of his bloody corpse was making Ben sick.

I can still hail the Horde even though the company has shamed us. Strength and Honor even if Blizzard has neither.
Locoman Since: Nov, 2010
#28296: Apr 9th 2019 at 8:00:02 PM

Streets

Rick sighed a muffled sigh and clenched his free hand, the imperceptible whirr of a servomotor humming to life. "Look, I told you-" he started, before swinging a deftly-timed punch aimed at Rean's jaw, putting all the force of a mechanical prosthesis behind it"-ugh, whatever."


Grocery store

"Alright, backup plan - I didn't want to do this, but-" There was a brief flash of green light as Rick disappeared...

... and then an almighty crashing sound as a particularly large portal opened some distance above the killa kan, followed by a dazzling array of alcoholic beverages - beer, liquor, vodka, port, and exotic containers of beverages that no human had ever laid eyes on, preparing to land on the killa kan at terminal velocity.

There was another muffled sound as Rick materialized at a safe distance, carrying a particularly foul-smelling cocktail of something in an improvised glass flask, an oily rag sticking out of the tip. As though nonchalantly lighting a cigarette, he gauged the speed and velocity of the falling payload, leaned against a nearby wall, carefully lit the rag with a low-powered shot from his blaster, and tossed it directly at the bellowing mech.

"I wanted to do it surgical style. T-*urp*-this was an immense personal sacrifice." he added defensively.

Edited by Locoman on Apr 9th 2019 at 11:08:16 AM

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#28297: Apr 10th 2019 at 3:08:17 AM

Two, Trying To Be Useful

Alright, that didn't work very well. At least their opponent left in a hurry, but they still had... Rick...? to contend with. Before she could make a move however, the huge starship from Day 19 came into view, thundering in the sky. Two slowly picked herself off the ground... and spotting Louie's body. There was only one suspect left.

Two shook, and then set off in a mad dash towards the child murderer. The blade was out and the bloodcurling warcry was on her lips as she saw red, aiming to cleave Other Rick in two, heedless of warnings.


Zero, Still A Chaos

Well, this wasn't working in the slightest. Annoyance grew on Zero's face. It would be so much easier if she could get rid of Miss Leather over there... with a sigh, she emerged from her earlier hiding spot. Most of the fighting was about wrapping up, with the robot inside the store still flailing about and the rocket launcher woman making herself scarce. "So far this is nothing but a cavalcade of unwelcoming situations..." She muttered, watching the armless wonder and Lewis heal up a bit. "I can carry him, I guess." Here she looked at Phillip. Dammit all. She needed to cut from this group and just find her stupid sister to let loose...

stargirl93 Snowy from Zemuria Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
Snowy
#28298: Apr 10th 2019 at 6:21:02 AM

Rean || Outside Library || K.O

Rean stopped short, hearing Herc and Ben clamoring for him to come back.

"But-"

And then Fake Rick's punch struck true, smacking him square in the jaw. Rean fell to the ground, unconscious.

FirockFinion THE SLORG! from The Red Desert Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
THE SLORG!
#28299: Apr 10th 2019 at 5:54:09 PM

Grocery store battle

... The healing had no effect on Phillip. He was dead.

Meanwhile inside the grocery store, Rex's move cut off one of the killa kan's legs, making it fall over again. The grot inside was still alternating between coughing and screaming, while the arms still were swinging about and the gun still firing like crazy. Brother Marcus glanced up at the newly forming portal, then swung about and fired his jump pack, snagging Rex as the space marine boosted away from the soon-to-be fireball.

With less of a bang and more of a huge, air-dispersing WHOOMF the shattering pile of alcoholic drinks went up like a bonfire, with the killa kan right in the center of it. The screaming became less 'anger and flailing' and more 'oh fuck why the pain', though the bullets were still shooting out for a bit longer. Brother Marcus ducked behind a superfluous self check out machine, and waited out the pilot of the killa kan finally dying.


Battle outside the library

"Wha- Damn it, I said freeze!" Greg yelled from the deck of the ship, and the group of militia members opened fire with their phasers at Two and Rick, the latter since he'd just knocked out Rean.

Goldeneye floated over towards Ben, still rattling and making short, unpleasant noises.

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#28300: Apr 10th 2019 at 6:52:02 PM

Outside Library

Caboose had watched what was going on helplessly. The fight with Captain America had been going way worse than their numerical advantage would have suggested, similar to pitting all of the reds and blues against a single Texas... except it probably would have already been over if it was Texas.

Still, things didn't stay so bleak from his perspective. Similarly to a situation he had taken part in several years ago, the arrival of a giant ship was enough to break up the fight. To top it off, the super soldier hadn't gotten his shield back. In conclusion, Caboose was now the new Captain America. He would call himself Captain Caboose!

Things were looking pretty bad with Rean, since he had been knocked out by a punch from Rick. Not to mention how Two was also chasing Rick. Caboose had missed the part where this turned out to be an evil Rick since he wasn't paying attention, so this was all a bit confusing, but since he hadn't yet caught on to the fact that dead bodies didn't necessarily vanish today he felt perfectly secure in the knowledge that as long as their bodies were still here they'd be completely fine.

"Hey, Rean! Now is not a good time to be taking a nap!" he called out helpfully.

Why is a yam attacking me?

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