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RabidTanker God-Mayor of Sim-Kind Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
God-Mayor of Sim-Kind
Jul 21st 2015 at 12:20:59 PM

So we have one for terrorists of various stripes and another on the ethics of law enforcement. So why not cover crimes that are less specific? Like what an (failed) bank robbery that recently occurred or that recent manhunt in New York? As long as this thread doesn't devolves into an "how to rob X or assassinate Y" discussion, I'll doubt if this thread will get locked. Or it may never achieve liftoff because of

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BestOf FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC! from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
Jul 21st 2015 at 12:51:03 PM

I'll OK a crime thread but what on earth is the end of your post about?

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Aszur Not quite wrong, not quite right from Pagliacci's show Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Not quite wrong, not quite right
Jul 21st 2015 at 12:53:11 PM

A crime.

Aren't you putting attention to the thread?

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes.
RabidTanker God-Mayor of Sim-Kind Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
God-Mayor of Sim-Kind
Jul 21st 2015 at 1:11:29 PM

[up]x2 I've been on the internet too long. Why not parody it?

edited 21st Jul '15 1:12:39 PM by RabidTanker

Answer no master, never the slave Carry your dreams down into the grave Every heart, like every soul, equal to break
Ekuran Hi. from somewhere. Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Hi.
Jul 21st 2015 at 3:19:27 PM

The end game to my long and lustrous non-existent criminal career is to steal all the loose change in the world.

It would be the perfect crime, mainly because people won't really give a crap but it'll still annoy everyone in the world.

[Insert seemingly profound or amusing phrase here.]
BlueNinja0 The Mod with the Migraine from Taking a left at Albuquerque Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Mod with the Migraine
Jul 21st 2015 at 6:26:52 PM

As long as this thread doesn't devolves into an "how to rob X or assassinate Y" discussion, I'll doubt if this thread will get locked.
I don't see how that would be bad, if we're talking about it in a "how to prevent" kind of fashion. I have no desire to start plotting crimes myself. waii

Thatís the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw
RabidTanker God-Mayor of Sim-Kind Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
God-Mayor of Sim-Kind
Jul 24th 2015 at 1:01:02 PM

In recent news, an gunman killed two people and himself in a movie theater in Louisiana. It's worth mentioning that this type of tragedy happenned nearly three years ago.

Answer no master, never the slave Carry your dreams down into the grave Every heart, like every soul, equal to break
BlueNinja0 The Mod with the Migraine from Taking a left at Albuquerque Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Mod with the Migraine
Jul 30th 2015 at 8:21:15 AM

So in that-doesn't-sound-right news, apparently both accident rates and crime rates remain the same when you turn off the street lights. At least, in the UK. I'm wondering how long they decide to try replicating this experiment somewhere like LA or Detroit.

Thatís the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw
Silasw A procrastination in of itself from a handcart heading to Hell Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
A procrastination in of itself
Jul 30th 2015 at 10:00:27 AM

That's only road stuff though, not pavement and such.

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Greenmantle V from Greater Wessex, Britannia Relationship Status: Hiding
V
Jul 30th 2015 at 10:13:20 AM

[up] A fair few sections of Highway are what an ordinary person would see as a footpathnote .

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BlueNinja0 The Mod with the Migraine from Taking a left at Albuquerque Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Mod with the Migraine
Aug 5th 2015 at 5:17:39 AM

Ohio prisoners receive drone delivery of cigarettes, marijuana, and heroin. Man, Amazon is really going for that new drone delivery service!

Ohio prisons have had incidents with drones hovering over their yards before. But the most recent one saw the unmanned aerial vehicle become a high-flying drug mule. Officers rushed into the north yard of Mansfield Correctional Institution in Mansfield, Ohio, last week after noticing 75 inmates gathering and a fight breaking out, according to an incident report from the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction.

It wasn't until authorities later reviewed surveillance tape that they saw what led to the fisticuffs: A drone had flown over the yard and dropped a package. Inmates were able to get their hands on the delivery containing 144.5 grams of tobacco, 65.4 grams of marijuana and 6.6 grams of heroin before the fight ensued and the package was thrown into the prison's south yard, the incident report said. If the heroin is half pure, that package amounts to about 140 individual doses, according to The Columbus Dispatch.

Officers had to use pepper spray to get the situation under control, according to the report. Inmates were later strip-searched before being allowed to return to their cells. Nine inmates were placed in solitary confinement following the incident. Authorities later found the package in an equipment room in the southern part of the facility, the report says.

Thatís the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw
Greenmantle V from Greater Wessex, Britannia Relationship Status: Hiding
V
Aug 6th 2015 at 11:19:21 PM

F1 driver Jenson Button and wife burgled on holiday in France

Formula 1 driver Jenson Button and his wife Jessica have been burgled while on holiday on the French Riviera. Two men, who stole jewellery including Jessica's engagement ring, may have pumped anaesthetic gas through the air conditioning before breaking in on Monday, Button's spokesman said. The couple were with friends in a rented villa in Saint-Tropez.

The British former F1 champion's spokesman said they were unharmed but everyone was "unsurprisingly shaken". The Sun newspaper reported that valuables worth £300,000 were stolen. The couple married in December.

Button's spokesman said: "Two men broke into the property whilst they all slept and stole a number of items of jewellery including, most upsettingly, Jessica's engagement ring.

"The police have indicated that this has become a growing problem in the region with perpetrators going so far as to gas their proposed victims through the air conditioning units before breaking in."

Button, 35, who drives for team McLaren, is based in Monaco, about 80 miles (130km) along the coast from Saint-Tropez. He won the F1 championship in 2009 driving for Brawn GP and finished in eighth place in 2014.

edited 6th Aug '15 11:19:35 PM by Greenmantle

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TobiasDrake Exposition Dragon from Colorado, USA Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Exposition Dragon
Aug 7th 2015 at 11:02:18 AM

I just found out that my hotel room was robbed last night.

My BFF and I have been living out of a hotel since losing our place. She gets jobs working as a babysitter around the building and, until recently, had a newspaper route. A man came to our room while I was out under pretenses of offering her a job, then drugged her, stole all the money she had managed to save up, and took our PS 3 as well. She says she doesn't think he hurt her, so that's good, at least.

So, um. I guess if you're reading this and you ever find yourself considering stealing from homeless people, maybe don't commit one of the most asshole thefts imaginable.

edited 7th Aug '15 11:02:55 AM by TobiasDrake

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The Wanderer
Aug 7th 2015 at 11:39:05 AM

I recognize this isn't much, but sorry to hear that.

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RabidTanker God-Mayor of Sim-Kind Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
God-Mayor of Sim-Kind
Aug 7th 2015 at 5:11:50 PM

[up]x4 The Mexican Cartel invented that trick when they were using them to fly weed into America. The next thing we know, prison officials will start an petition to mount anti-aircraft guns because of this.

edited 7th Aug '15 5:13:16 PM by RabidTanker

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Rationalinsanity from Halifax, Canada Relationship Status: It's complicated
Aug 7th 2015 at 5:12:27 PM

James Holmes, the Aurora cinema shooter, has been spared the death penalty and will spend the rest of his life behind bars.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/07/us/james-holmes-movie-theater-shooting-jury/index.html

Probably for the best, he needs to be punished but he clearly had some problems mentally. And this spares the families years of appeals.

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Aug 19th 2015 at 9:11:38 AM

Jared Fogel, formerly of Subway, has reached a plea deal in his child porn/underage sex case. He will serve between 5-12 years in prison, will have to pay a hefty restitution fine, have computer monitoring, and can't be unsupervised around minors.

BlueNinja0 The Mod with the Migraine from Taking a left at Albuquerque Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Mod with the Migraine
Aug 23rd 2015 at 4:24:14 AM

People with Ashley Madison accounts could be receiving threats of blackmail in their inboxes.

Hackers are already capitalizing on the massive data dump that left 32 million Ashley Madison users exposed. On Tuesday, hackers released the private information of customers who'd used the online service, which connects people seeking to have affairs. By Friday, extortionists had begun targeting some of those users.

Rick Romero, an IT specialist who runs an email provider called VF Email, uncovered spammers trying to use the service to target victims of the Ashley Madison hack. People can use VF Email to create a free email account. Romero said it's not uncommon for spammers to sign up to send bulk emails. Friday morning, he said his spam filter flagged a series of mass emails sent to Ashley Madison victims, first reported by Krebs on Security.

"Unfortunately your data was leaked in the recent hacking of Ashley Madison and I now have your information," the extortion email read. The group requested one bitcoin (around $225) to prevent the information from being shared with the user's significant other. The message said users have seven days before being exposed.

"It looked like they attempted to send about 1,500 or 2,000 [messages] through my service," Romero told CNN Money. "They probably filtered the database for recent log-ins." While Romero's filter prevented many of these emails from going out, he estimated that around 500 were sent before the filter was activated. It's the latest fallout from the security breach. Much of the stolen database, which was initially posted on the dark web (which is accessible through a special browser called Tor) has made its way to the open web. Along with extortion, victims risk identity theft, as many personal details like addresses and partial credit card information are now available.

I know the article calls it extortion, but isn't it really blackmail? Either way, I wonder how difficult it is to prosecute something like this?

Thatís the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw
RabidTanker God-Mayor of Sim-Kind Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
God-Mayor of Sim-Kind
Aug 23rd 2015 at 1:02:55 PM

Extortion and blackmail are pretty much the same thing, except that the latter revolves around defamation as oppossed to an threat of violence.

And as for prosecution: First the spammers needs to be arrested, and the quickest way to do find them is with their IP addresses. And then the 4Chan Party Van is dispatched and offers the hackers freedom, fame, and justice...but mostly justice.

edited 23rd Aug '15 1:13:18 PM by RabidTanker

Answer no master, never the slave Carry your dreams down into the grave Every heart, like every soul, equal to break
Aszur Not quite wrong, not quite right from Pagliacci's show Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Not quite wrong, not quite right
Aug 25th 2015 at 12:01:07 PM

El Salvador's Supreme Court has ruled the Gangs to be described as "terrorists". The legal effect of this is removing the government organizations to establish any sort of negotiation with them

does this belong here or on terrorism thread?

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes.
amitakartok Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Aug 28th 2015 at 5:14:41 AM

A bit horrific one. A few days ago, Austrian police was notified of an abandoned vehicle sitting on a highway. Upon opening it, they found a pile of corpses belonging to Middle Eastern migrants.

71 corpses have been counted (59 men, 8 women, 4 children, one of them a toddler), even though counting them was made harder by the fact that they've already started to decompose. Cause of death is still being investigated, but suffocation is likely, as the truck has a refrigerated and air-tight cargo area for meat transport.

The truck was carrying Hungarian license plates registered on the day before to a Romanian; it was also bearing the logo of a Slovakian company, but they said they sold the truck last year. The new owner, a (probably fake) Hungarian company, has dropped off the radar, apparently bought by a Ukrainian.

Austrian authorities say their Hungarian colleagues arrested two Bulgarians and one Hungarian; Hungarian authorities say they arrested three Bulgarians and one Afghan. All indications say the perpetrators were part of an international human smuggling ring.

edited 28th Aug '15 5:21:15 AM by amitakartok

DeMarquis Who Am I? from Hell, USA Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Who Am I?
Aug 28th 2015 at 5:21:06 AM

You have my sympathies, Tobias.

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Greenmantle V from Greater Wessex, Britannia Relationship Status: Hiding
V
Aug 28th 2015 at 9:01:39 AM

[up][up] That's also made the news in Britain.

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amitakartok Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Aug 29th 2015 at 12:18:22 PM

Hungarian police got all of the bastards, but they're only being run in for human smuggling, as the deaths didn't take place in Hungary. If it turns out that the victims were already dead by the time the vehicle crossed the border, the Hungarian authorities will charge them with murder too.

Speaking of migrants, there have also been minor incidents of arson by migrants passing through Hungary. In one of the registration camps, a migrant set fire to a tent as protest against being held there; police didn't catch him yet. There's also one reported incident of migrants walking along train tracks pelting a passing train with stones in annoyance at being forced to make way.

I also heard in the news today that Hungarian prisons are housing 50% more inmates than five years ago and consequently are massively overcrowded. So badly overcrowded, in fact, that convicted child murderers are successfully suing the Hungarian government in front of the European Court of Human Rights for money.

edited 29th Aug '15 12:19:06 PM by amitakartok


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